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    Posted: 12 Nov 2018 at 3:53am
Do I really need to know who kicked the most under 50 yards in the 3rd quarter of most games?

These announcers are out of control and are handed tooooooooooooooo many stats...…..
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I got to watching Seattle loose.. And the ref's made some announcements. I got to thinking. What if they announced the following? I'll leave the hand signals to your mind cells.

No dance after touchdown.

Drinking at halftime without officials invited

Inappropriate hand signaling to the defense.

Singing out of key

not running fast enough

Cheerleaders dressed

Announcers are full of horse apples


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The latest football game (Seattle lost) got me to thinking. When the pain went away I was still wondering.

What kind of calls the officials in the old Roman Coliseum would come up with at the old Roman "games?"   Like............................

REDUCED ROUGHENS.

TOO FEW CHRISTIANS ON THE FIELD.

CURCIFXIONWITHOUT PRIOR FLOGGING.

DELAY OF SCREAMS.

EXECUTION INTERFERENCE.

REPLAY PRIOR DEATH.

I'll leave the hand signals up to you............... (but you could post them here, if you like) :)

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UnhappyOn this board we only speak Baseball.
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OK........................ What rulings would an ancient Roman"UMPIRE" make?
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Well, baseball is out of season, so we're not speaking baseball, either.

HOWEVER, if you are just dying to have a silly conversation about Romans, then let's cross-breed ancient nastiness and computer lingo and redefine 'FIFO', which many will immediately jump up and declare, "Why Paw! That simply 'First-In, First-Out' and often pertains to non-prioritized  workloads in ComputyLand!"
Youth, these days! Far too sharp for me!
But this time? Weeeellllll, yes and no.
Now we will slide in a stool - or how about out?
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Well, let's not forget that baths were rare unless you were rich, body odor were very common, and Cottonelle didn't exist thus EVERYONE ran around 'going commando', including those infidels who were often stuffed full of food and then ran around like little, live, Thanksgiving Tukeys for the large pet kitty lions.
Stuffed and scared, unwashed and reeking, 'going commando' and probably leaving a trail like a number 6 brown pencil behind themselves, the lions at well, but basically got fed from the dumpster which probably resulted 'First-In, First-Out'. Poor kitties!!!
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Nobody caught on and was able to reach the conclusion?


Once fully digested, processed, and evacuated, any Roman Umpire would rapidly rule any such play as a very 'FOUL OUT'.
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