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    Posted: 08 May 2017 at 2:10pm
The subject should say enough.  I think the writer(s) of the Flo commercials has a sick, dark side.  I think he or she or they try to write commercials to aggravate the public.  I think they literally say to themselves "what situation can we put Flo in that would invoke the most hatred; what will cause the most number of individuals to fantasize pulling out a garrote and strangling this bitch to death where she stands"?  What sick writers...
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Multiple endocrine neoplasia type 2...Say what?
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I HATE this commercial.  It's the worst one so far.
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Originally posted by danman danman wrote:

The subject should say enough.  I think the writer(s) of the Flo commercials has a sick, dark side.  I think he or she or they try to write commercials to aggravate the public.  I think they literally say to themselves "what situation can we put Flo in that would invoke the most hatred; what will cause the most number of individuals to fantasize pulling out a garrote and strangling this bitch to death where she stands"?  What sick writers...
The one a while back where Flo was lurking in the corner in the dark somewhere outside was kind of dark too.
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by danman danman wrote:

The subject should say enough.  I think the writer(s) of the Flo commercials has a sick, dark side.  I think he or she or they try to write commercials to aggravate the public.  I think they literally say to themselves "what situation can we put Flo in that would invoke the most hatred; what will cause the most number of individuals to fantasize pulling out a garrote and strangling this bitch to death where she stands"?  What sick writers...
The one a while back where Flo was lurking in the corner in the dark somewhere outside was kind of dark too.
 
These Progressive ad execs have no imagination.
 
If they want a "dark Flo", why not depict Flo cozy'd up in a poorly lit living room, watching re-runs of the Jerry Springer Show, all they while petting (and talking softly to) her "Name Your Own Price Tool"?
 
For effect, the GEICO Gecko could be on his "knees?" servicing her with that lizard tongue of his.
Virginessee indeed!  Dead
 
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I wholeheartedly agree with you at least Toyota Jan show some leg
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I should include this thread from TNIP, I usually remember but I can't always find the other thread.

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