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    Posted: 14 Jun 2020 at 2:33pm

"Clearly Different Money Management" They are pathetic. One of their big claims of how they're better and different is "Our fees are structured so we do better when our clients do better."

I doubt they lose money when their client loses money. In fact, I think they do pretty well even when their client loses their shirt! They make money NO MATTER WHAT. Like the casinos!
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These are up there with lawyer commercials.
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Originally posted by Thuumb Thuumb wrote:

Like the casinos!


Well, it is a kind of gambling.
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I tried to find out what the lovely Ms. Abrams makes a year. Couldn't find anything about it. JMHO?

From the look of the skin on her neck, SHE should retire NOW!


So!  I have only $75,000 sitting in a Money Market account...I guess they don't want my business!
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If they were so good at investing money to get rich, they wouldn't be asking to invest your money for you...
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

If they were so good at investing money to get rich, they wouldn't be asking to invest your money for you...


Yeah, like those You Tube and Spam ads "You can be a millionaire selling on eBay!"
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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

If they were so good at investing money to get rich, they wouldn't be asking to invest your money for you...


Yeah, like those You Tube and Spam ads "You can be a millionaire selling on eBay!"
True if you start with more than $1,000,000.Wink
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Oh I can't take this odd looking turtle...and her voice! 
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I started a thread on this back in December. 

I thought that I had done a search first to make sure I wasn't duplicating a topic, but I guess I didn't.

Anyway, the thing that I noticed about this ad is how they make a point of telling us that they are a fiduciary. 

As if every other investment firm, bank, accountant, attorney and anyone else who people entrust their assets to, is somehow not a fiduciary...






If they us  cheesy tactic like that in their commercials, why would I trust them with my money?
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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

Oh I can't take this odd looking turtle...and her voice! 


LOLLOL

I'm starting to resemble this woman.  Yeah!  That bad! Embarrassed
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You aren't wearing women's clothes, are you?
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LOL

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LOLLOLLOL

You could buy new ones, but where's the fun in that???

It's only fun to wear used girl's undies.

The more recently worn, the better.... Evil Smile
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