Fiber One 'Cookie & Takes My Breath Away' (videos) |
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PaWolf
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Posted: 19 Jul 2014 at 1:25pm |
Fiber One has me convinced their main target group would be 'ugly people'.
Their commercials are getting downright scary. ... |
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Thor
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The guy with the hot dog looks like Russell Crowe. There's already been a thread on that one, by the way. |
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PaWolf
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Yea - I did the searchy thing before starting it, Thor.
Why not just add a 'clicky'? Whadda ya say? And what 'hot dog'? Think that might be a carrot? |
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X <sig.nature>
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dskyyksd
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If they're really just staring at the cookies, why did only the last woman take a box?
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Thor
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Oh, yeah---it's a carrot. All I looked at was the screen capture above, and the Youtube "play" arrow obscures part of it. |
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Jimbo
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The only thing about those cookies that will take your breath away is the farts that all the fiber will cause.
"Here I am... fartin' like a hurricane!!!!" |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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verminstew
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^ No joke. I bought a box of the bars at Costco. There were 30 of them if I remember correctly. The gas they caused was so painful that nobody would eat them. Finally after a month I ended up taking them to work just to get it out of my house.
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aka ron
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The wife loves the show Southpark.
The other day they, The Southpark bunch, was celebrating the Cow Festival. One of the amusement rides was called 'The House of Farts'. Crazy friggin show
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CaptainErnie
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Since they make you fart so much, maybe that's why they used "Take my breath away".
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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PaWolf
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Personally, I've never had such a problem with them - but I don't reach for them, either. I DO know that since I've somewhat-recently slid back on a primarily fish/veggie/chicken diet (very little, if any bread of red meat), I KNOW if I overdue the veggies, I can be a walking calliope & air-de-freshener - heck, I can pump out enough methane to scare a herd of cows, if not knock over smaller animals... |
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X <sig.nature>
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DarkRealmStar
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Fiber One Cookie: Chick in screenshot reminds me of a female Marilyn Manson without the Manson makeup.
Long Haired Roasted Carrot Guy: Looks to me like a combo of Russell Crowe, Donal Logue and Sean Bean. Not bad looking dudes. If forlorn RC lookalike would shampoo, condition, brush, and cut (even a trim?) his hair and do something about the scraggly whiskers, he'd be fine looking. Truth About Diets ad: Made me LOL |
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LeeboKC
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Whoa thanks a lot........ I had not seen any of these, and they are all weird-- creepy people!!
Grocery Kid has the makings of a future stalker, Carrot Guy a serial killer who lives in the woods and the giggling gals seem on the verge of nervous breakdowns and later lives as wired bulging-eyed cougars. Y'ay ay ay! |
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Jimbo
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When I saw the name Donal, I thought you might be talking about the guy on the left in the dark blue knit cap... ...another Donal, though that's just the name of the character he plays. Which of course, kinda threw me when you said "Not bad looking dudes.", as good looks were not exactly what this particular character was known for. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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