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A trend I hate ?    Every f'n commercial showing a woman having a spoonful of :  
-  yogurt
-  pudding
-  jello
-  ice cream 
-  Activia 
-  oatmeal
-  monkey crap 
-  lion turds

has to show them putting the spoon with product into mouth,  immediately grinning and/or closing eyes slowly,  then staring either at the spoon like she wants to take it to bed,  or staring out into space remembering her driving instructor who grabbed a feel in return for her getting her license.  

ITS  FREAKING YOGURT and/or  other CRAP that is just made from SUGAR  - not female VIAGRA 

What's with the ORGASMIC LIKE RESULTS FROM A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR ???   
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Confused I guess I like women, so I don't mind it all so much. I see beauty and skills in some of those smiles and nowadays I'll happily put the ol'one-eyed Wolferizer on a spoon for them, but they've GOT to be careful! This pirate is a little older and may just spit on them.
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Originally posted by drjimmy drjimmy wrote:

A trend I hate ?    Every f'n commercial showing a woman having a spoonful of :  
-  yogurt
-  pudding
-  jello
-  ice cream 
-  Activia 
-  oatmeal
-  monkey crap 
-  lion turds

has to show them putting the spoon with product into mouth,  immediately grinning and/or closing eyes slowly,  then staring either at the spoon like she wants to take it to bed,  or staring out into space remembering her driving instructor who grabbed a feel in return for her getting her license.  

ITS  FREAKING YOGURT and/or  other CRAP that is just made from SUGAR  - not female VIAGRA 

What's with the ORGASMIC LIKE RESULTS FROM A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR ???   
Yes!  The one that I'm thinking of is for cottage cheese.  Cottage cheese??!  Really??  Your eyes are rolling up into your head and you're getting orgasmic over goddammed cottage cheese??  Why??  LOL
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by drjimmy drjimmy wrote:

A trend I hate ?    Every f'n commercial showing a woman having a spoonful of :  
-  yogurt
-  pudding
-  jello
-  ice cream 
-  Activia 
-  oatmeal
-  monkey crap 
-  lion turds

has to show them putting the spoon with product into mouth,  immediately grinning and/or closing eyes slowly,  then staring either at the spoon like she wants to take it to bed,  or staring out into space remembering her driving instructor who grabbed a feel in return for her getting her license.  

ITS  FREAKING YOGURT and/or  other CRAP that is just made from SUGAR  - not female VIAGRA 

What's with the ORGASMIC LIKE RESULTS FROM A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR ???   
Yes!  The one that I'm thinking of is for cottage cheese.  Cottage cheese??!  Really??  Your eyes are rolling up into your head and you're getting orgasmic over goddammed cottage cheese??  Why??  LOL
 
 
What is the brand? I have no idea of what commercial you speak of but one northern brand - Bison - cottage cheese with chives is incredible.  I roll my eyes when I eat it, which I will eat a whole tub in one sitting. Then again, I like taking 2% milk fat cottage cheese and mixing garlic in with it...another incredible eat. I could make commercials. Rather see me in the next commercial? Some foods really 'turn the corner' with a simple 'kick', cottage cheese and yogurt being a few good examples. As far as women-only? That sounds like the effect of horse blinders. There are plenty of other target groups using the same tactic. For example, think mac & cheese. So...what do I think? *I* think I see two bachelors bitching as they haven't had women doing the shopping for them.
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It gets cold here in Wisconsin, the wife loves to 'spoon',  AND I LIKE IT TOO!  Evil Smile


But this French girl? She's going to need some Summer's Eve and a brillo pad!



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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by drjimmy drjimmy wrote:

A trend I hate ?    Every f'n commercial showing a woman having a spoonful of :  
-  yogurt
-  pudding
-  jello
-  ice cream 
-  Activia 
-  oatmeal
-  monkey crap 
-  lion turds

has to show them putting the spoon with product into mouth,  immediately grinning and/or closing eyes slowly,  then staring either at the spoon like she wants to take it to bed,  or staring out into space remembering her driving instructor who grabbed a feel in return for her getting her license.  

ITS  FREAKING YOGURT and/or  other CRAP that is just made from SUGAR  - not female VIAGRA 

What's with the ORGASMIC LIKE RESULTS FROM A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR ???   
Yes!  The one that I'm thinking of is for cottage cheese.  Cottage cheese??!  Really??  Your eyes are rolling up into your head and you're getting orgasmic over goddammed cottage cheese??  Why??  LOL
 
 


EWWWWWWW  YES  !  I think I know what you mean - they show several varieties of the crap - and then she is sitting eating a BOWL of that sh#t  and there are chopped up ( what looks like ) sweet peppers layered around the top of the bowl ?    I want to gag when I see that one.....Dead
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

It gets cold here in Wisconsin, the wife loves to 'spoon',  AND I LIKE IT TOO!  Evil Smile


But this French girl? She's going to need some Summer's Eve and a brillo pad!




HAHAHAHHA!   I think those three French Lovers are going to Oui Oui each other if she takes much longer with that spoon !  Shocked
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Yes!  The one that I'm thinking of is for cottage cheese.  Cottage cheese??!  Really??  Your eyes are rolling up into your head and you're getting orgasmic over goddammed cottage cheese??  Why??  LOL
 
 
[/QUOTE] What is the brand? I have no idea of what commercial you speak of but one northern brand - Bison - cottage cheese with chives is incredible.  I roll my eyes when I eat it, which I will eat a whole tub in one sitting. Then again, I like taking 2% milk fat cottage cheese and mixing garlic in with it...another incredible eat. I could make commercials. Rather see me in the next commercial? Some foods really 'turn the corner' with a simple 'kick', cottage cheese and yogurt being a few good examples. As far as women-only? That sounds like the effect of horse blinders. There are plenty of other target groups using the same tactic. For example, think mac & cheese. So...what do I think? *I* think I see two bachelors bitching as they haven't had women doing the shopping for them.[/QUOTE]

I am thinking that Daisy is the culprit here with there cottage cheese commercials.   Oh and I have never desired cottage cheese ,  seems very gross...add to that list "egg salad"  ever since my mother made it for my lunch in 1st grade and it sat and stunk up the coat closet where my book bag was making a terrible fart smell that drifted from teh back to the front.....I don't remember what I did that day to eat,  but I do recall waiting on graham cracker and milk/lights out break since I was starving. Big smile  Big smileBig smile
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Confused I guess I like women, so I don't mind it all so much. I see beauty and skills in some of those smiles and nowadays I'll happily put the ol'one-eyed Wolferizer on a spoon for them, but they've GOT to be careful! This pirate is a little older and may just spit on them.

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think in my head I find it so phoney, it's like watching Guy Fieri ( sp? ) take a bite of some over the top calorie/fat/cholesterol filled sandwich on "diners and drive-ins"
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Originally posted by drjimmy drjimmy wrote:

A trend I hate ?    Every f'n commercial showing a woman having a spoonful of :  
-  yogurt
-  pudding
-  jello
-  ice cream 
-  Activia 
-  oatmeal
-  monkey crap 
-  lion turds

has to show them putting the spoon with product into mouth,  immediately grinning and/or closing eyes slowly,  then staring either at the spoon like she wants to take it to bed,  or staring out into space remembering her driving instructor who grabbed a feel in return for her getting her license.  

ITS  FREAKING YOGURT and/or  other CRAP that is just made from SUGAR  - not female VIAGRA 

What's with the ORGASMIC LIKE RESULTS FROM A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR ???   

"Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down........."

Anyway, I think that eating the last two things would make for a good "Fear Factor" episode!   Big smile
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Such a woman would absolutely lose her you-know-what if it was a fondue fountain.......    Wink
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I hate any commercial...fast food places like McDonald's do it all the time...where the actor makes an exaggerated eyes rolling into the back of their skull "I just came in my pants" expression after biting into whatever they're advertising. Ermm
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Originally posted by drjimmy drjimmy wrote:

[QUOTE=PaWolf]I think in my head I find it so phoney, it's like watching Guy Fieri ( sp? ) take a bite of some over the top calorie/fat/cholesterol filled sandwich on "diners and drive-ins"


Isn't it amazing that everything Gay Fieri eats at these places is so wonderful? It would add some credibility if, every once in a while, he would blurt out, "This tastes like CRAP!"

Also, the actual name of the show is "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives"... and isn't "Dive" an insult? As in, "you don't want to go there... that's just some dive." So why doesn't Gay Fieri ever go into a dive (and get into a bar fight)?
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There’s a Kellogs Special K commercial that I cannot stand. It’s some sort of stupid “women empowerment crap” and the voice over is talking about “owning it” or whatever - it flips through a bunch of girls and women “owning it” but one stupid bitch in particular is sitting on her kitchen floor wearing a beanie and eating a bowl of Special K like a pig. The whole time I’m thinking - did she break into that house? is that why she’s wearing a beanie? or did she forget to pay her heating bill again? was Special K on sale at Walmart? why is she on the floor and not in a chair? no manners? or no furniture? did she sell the kitchen chairs to pay for the cereal? is her particular bowl of Special K really that special that she has to slop milk all over her face while devouring every moment? is this why she can’t get a date? are the guys all like: “whoa chica slow down on that burger.... hey.... those are my fries....greedy ho” then they promise to call but they don’t. Was she raised in a barn?
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Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

There’s a Kellogs Special K commercial that I cannot stand. It’s some sort of stupid “women empowerment crap” and the voice over is talking about “owning it” or whatever - it flips through a bunch of girls and women “owning it” but one stupid bitch in particular is sitting on her kitchen floor wearing a beanie and eating a bowl of Special K like a pig. The whole time I’m thinking - did she break into that house? is that why she’s wearing a beanie? or did she forget to pay her heating bill again? was Special K on sale at Walmart? why is she on the floor and not in a chair? no manners? or no furniture? did she sell the kitchen chairs to pay for the cereal? is her particular bowl of Special K really that special that she has to slop milk all over her face while devouring every moment? is this why she can’t get a date? are the guys all like: “whoa chica slow down on that burger.... hey.... those are my fries....greedy ho” then they promise to call but they don’t. Was she raised in a barn?

Yo, Kelly H!!!!

LTNS!!!! (long time no see).

I like your attitude, gurl.

And I think this might be the one you're talking about....


TBH, because it's kinda funny and not overly serious, I actually prefer that one to this kind of nausea inducing crap.... 

(WARNING: ear-splitting Spice Girls-like soundtrack so you might want to mute the sound)


Or this.... Sick



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It's an age old question...What do women want?


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LMAO Jimbo!- that was truly funny! Thanks - made me chuckle 😄
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Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

LMAO Jimbo!- that was truly funny! Thanks - made me chuckle 😄

I'm just now realizing (DUHHHHH Stern Smile) that the first one I posted was a parody or a spoof.

I'm so slow this morning I thought it was a real ad!!!! LOL

How embarrassing.... Embarrassed
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^ I looked for the ad she's talking about on iSpot, no luck finding it.
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Looks like we here at CIH aren't the only ones disparaging Special K's phony, female empowerment crap...

Special K's New Advert Tries To Be Feminist And Fails Hilariously

What springs to mind when you think of Special K? Chances are it’s those godawful adverts and the controversial “Special K Challenge” diet plan, which involved eating two paltry bowls of cereal each day to lose weight. It doesn’t exactly have the most women-friendly reputation and even it's nutritional claims have been called into question.
So, the brand’s latest advert might take you by surprise. It’s hopped on the ever-so-trendy feminist bandwagon and done a full U-turn, now telling women to “own” (urgh) the act of eating.

The 30-second clip helpfully reminds us that – NEWSFLASH – women do, in fact, eat. “Women are amazing," the brand tells us, pointing out that: "Our bodies grow babies. We run marathons, companies, solve problems," all because – wait for it – we eat.

"We eat almonds, strawberries, quinoa," it continues, "and yeah, we eat chocolate." FFS, now the whole world knows our dirty little secret. We're not the only ones perplexed by the ad, either. Plenty of women have aired their confusion on Twitter.
To be fair, Special K doesn’t seem to be completely tone deaf, having anticipated potential criticism's of its new "feminist" stance on its own website. In a blog post headlined “Special K has changed, here’s why we did”, it takes great pains to outline how it’s now trying to “stand for something stronger” than it did previously.
Presumably something other than women starving themselves to fit into red clothing.
“While some certainly try, no company or brand can suddenly stand for female strength or jump on the positivity bandwagon. We know that," it says. “We’re redefining our brand philosophy to better support women today — evolving everything we 'serve,' from the way we behave to the foods we make.”
It seems to have cottoned on to the idea of #balance, too. “In most places around the world, women have moved away from the days of dieting, and view nutrition as part of a balanced, healthy lifestyle. Why wouldn’t we?”
Sure, anything's better than promoting starvation as a weight-loss tactic, but is "women eat" the most revolutionary message they could come up with?


Special K tries so, so hard to be feminist, fails miserably

Forget starving yourself. Eating food is 2017's hottest new feminist fad.

At least according to Special K, whose latest campaign, "Own it," tries so, so hard to make a bold political statement: that women like to eat. 

Maybe it's just me, but I always thought that women had to eat to survive. Huh. 

Either way, it appears the Special K took their cue from a decade of tampon commercials where women show that they can "do it all." That "all" includes: jogging, listening to rap music, more jogging, going to work with a tampon in, and eating diet cereal.  

Watch and have a chuckle, all while eating a sensible snack.

You deserve it, ladies.




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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^ I looked for the ad she's talking about on iSpot, no luck finding it.

Neither could I.

That's how I found the parody ad with the pink haired chick drooling milk and burping at the end.
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