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    Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 8:56pm
Farmersonly.com is a dating site with the dumbest commercials out there...look!

Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.

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With a name like that, the site is going to attract bestiality jokes like flies to, well, you know...  LOL
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I like it. Hoaky yes but keeps the spirit of Mr. Ed. At least there's no dancing, vocal fry warbly hipster music and no dancing! Farmer's Only is the Anti Hipster! A very good thing in my book.
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They're just lookin' for some good ole fashioned down home country comfort, that's all!  Big smile
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 11:56pm
Could they get any worse singers!?

"YyyoU DoON't HhavVe To bE lonLy At fArMeRs OnLyy dOT CoM!"

The horses are kinds funny though! I like the "Whhhhhhy not?"
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Because, you glue factories, if you cancel the date, he's GOING to be lonely! 
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Originally posted by sjcrandall sjcrandall wrote:

Because, you glue factories, if you cancel the date, he's GOING to be lonely! 


Shuckins, he will just do it with a goat, or alpaca like in Isis land. Or, if he's more traditional will keep it in the family if you get my drift!
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I'm pretty sure woman that drop dead gorgeous aren't really going to be on there....LOL
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Originally posted by jnoble jnoble wrote:

I'm pretty sure woman that drop dead gorgeous aren't really going to be on there....LOL
I knew a woman about my age,  (late 20s) the sister of a co-worker. She had her own little horse ranch, drop dead gorgeous strawberry blond. She liked to do housework naked. After a day on the lake, I went home with her.  A severe storm was coming through, I helped her get the horses into the barn. Yes!  Somehow, I screwed up this relationship!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by jnoble jnoble wrote:

I'm pretty sure woman that drop dead gorgeous aren't really going to be on there....LOL
I knew a woman about my age,  (late 20s) the sister of a co-worker. She had her own little horse ranch, drop dead gorgeous strawberry blond. She liked to do housework naked. After a day on the lake, I went home with her.  A severe storm was coming through, I helped her get the horses into the barn. Yes!  Somehow, I screwed up this relationship!


This story had a great beginning but a real let down of an ending Thumbs DownLOL
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