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    Posted: 12 Apr 2015 at 6:59pm
Not only have these commercials just annoyed the f**k out of me because of that sh*t jingle and well because sh*t kickin Hillbillys just annoy me with their ignorance and stupidity...these two morons take the stupidity and sappiness to a new level.


"“I’ve been around livestock all my life, I always knew what I wanted and she’s everything that I’ve been looking for.”

He likes his women on the cow side I guess...
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LOLLOL
Mmmm, I bet she cooks good though.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Apr 2015 at 7:35pm

Why are you making fun of 'FarmersOnly.Com'? Where do you think I met *MY* beautiful wife?! Well, it wasn't there (we didn't have ANYTHING.com,back then)

...but a few of our pups' Godparents are farmers, doncha know. Some of the smartest, strongest peoples I beez knowin'...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote FennelCartwright Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Apr 2015 at 8:37pm
Do the terms and conditions of the service allow you to date family on farmersonly.com? Asking for a friend.
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LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CaptainErnie Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Apr 2015 at 12:30am
The real scary thing about this is that these people are BREEDING!
I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think about sex!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Apr 2015 at 1:46am
At least they got rid of the sister and brother... Sorry...husband and wife cartoon.
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Originally posted by FennelCartwright FennelCartwright wrote:

Do the terms and conditions of the service allow you to date family on farmersonly.com? Asking for a friend.
LOLLOLWink
Just between 'really close & tight friends', let's wait for mom to call and give her 'o.k.' before we post an official response to your question, alrighty?...and did you send Dad home, yet? He needs to get bread & milk before dinner....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote usmaak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Apr 2015 at 5:41am
Just came on searching for this one.  Cringeworthy.  Especially when she starts singing at the end.  Cringe!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote i8acannibal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Apr 2015 at 3:29pm
Her singing makes me want to vomit. Maybe even grab a shovel, put them both down, then feed them to the pigs. All while laughing maniacally and whistling Old MacDonald Had A Farm.
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Originally posted by i8acannibal i8acannibal wrote:

Her singing makes me want to vomit. Maybe even grab a shovel, put them both down, then feed them to the pigs. All while laughing maniacally and whistling Old MacDonald Had A Farm.

Seconded on her f*cking singing. Made my soul scream in agony.
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Where is Peyton when you need him??

On second thought, a cameo appearance wouldn't rescue this one.
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Oh man.. Now I can hear him humming and singing this stupid jingle. Thanks for that. WinkLOL
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Ok, it's possible that this one is actually worse:




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Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

Ok, it's possible that this one is actually worse:





Friggin' guy is obviously suffering from schizophrenia. He'll fit in just fine with this "service".
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