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    Posted: 01 Sep 2013 at 1:42am
DisapproveI REALLY wanted to like this commercial - to like this product - until I saw the paid-off little spermmistakes at 54 seconds in. Has ANYONE ever seen lil'sh*ts like that jumping up and down in joy - in anticipation of what is coming out of the oven?
Is it CHERRY?
Is it APPLE?
Is it LEMON?
Is it 'Fluffy', the family hamster (creamed)? 
Jump up and down, kids! Here comes the surprise! 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Whitedog127 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Sep 2013 at 4:23pm
Thanks Pa, I almost choked on my bagel over Fluffy the creamed hamster!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Sep 2013 at 6:25pm
EmbarrassedApologies, WD...but I *really really really* want one of these.
Now that I've slept on it, I think I have it all figured out.
Last night, I had vivid dreams of bad ol' self as Sweeney Todd, along side MissyDLovett.
Yup, us at our very best, serving fresh-baked meat pockets to the teeming minions.
Yea, let the chilluns jump up and down in joy, but give us a minute to get our lock-stock-and barrel answers ready for:
"...has anyone seen little Johnny?"
"Sorry, no, but you look simply famished! Have a bite on us...and good luck!"
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"...we've an active 'Amber Alert' for little Amber Brown...any suggestions for us?" 
"Take TWO pies - looks like this could be a long day..."
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"...hi folks! Have you seen little Rachel Robbins' rascal, Roscoe the red Rat Terrier?...WOW! THAT looks DELICIOUS! Can I have one?"
"Sure! Just peel off the decorative dog tag - it's not edible..." 
 
 
 
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God, you're sick...which is why we love you!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Sep 2013 at 10:17pm
Winknehhhh, I'm not really sick - I just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express and had a healthy breakfast. And I was bored.
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Why not try putting effort into making a pie? They always make people look like they screw up on purpose. Take pride in what you do instead of just rushing to get it done.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Sep 2013 at 9:00pm
Do kids today really carry bag lunches to school?

Mom should be proud of herself now. She only needed an As Seen On TV gadget to make a pie.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Sep 2013 at 9:29pm
^ I remember the smell of my elementary school lunchbox...Its amazing any of us are still alive.
My mom was not trying to kill me I'm sure. I was her favorite.
I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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