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    Posted: 13 Jul 2014 at 11:59pm
...somewhere we actually have a thread on this commercial, but I couldn't find it. Had to crank up a new one as I finally found this disturbing commercial (which, realistically, if they found their way into a back room, what we should have expected to be exposed to would be a full-frontal 'R'-rated scene).  
 
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More chemistry than couples who met in any other way?  Really?!?  So since the beginning of time and men and women getting together, to the inception of eHarmony, a dating service in the digital age, couples haven't had as much chemistry?  That's so misleading!  I can see them claiming their website produces the most chemistry-charged couples over other websites, due to their matching methods, but isn't "in any other way" stretching it?

After seeing this ad, I'm betting Doctor Neil Clark Warren has an online porn account he frequents!  LOL
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utter crap. 
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

More chemistry than couples who met in any other way?  Really?!?  So since the beginning of time and men and women getting together, to the inception of eHarmony, a dating service in the digital age, couples haven't had as much chemistry?  That's so misleading!  I can see them claiming their website produces the most chemistry-charged couples over other websites, due to their matching methods, but isn't "in any other way" stretching it?

After seeing this ad, I'm betting Doctor Neil Clark Warren has an online porn account he frequents!  LOL


Let's just hope eHarmony never closes its doors - nobody would ever get together to reproduce otherwise and the human race would go extinct!

In fact, before eHarmony's inception, people lived for millions of years. They had to have, otherwise, we wouldn't be here today because gosh darnit - men and women just wouldn't notice each other or have "chemistry"!
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Let's see, we now have a choice between E-harmony which from the ads seems to be the place to go if all you want in a relationship is nonstop sex, then on the other hand we have Christian Mingle where people go to find people that they will never have sex with. Isn't there a happy medium out there?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote d4everman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Aug 2014 at 1:03am
Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Let's see, we now have a choice between E-harmony which from the ads seems to be the place to go if all you want in a relationship is nonstop sex, then on the other hand we have Christian Mingle where people go to find people that they will never have sex with. Isn't there a happy medium out there?


Yeah, its the old fashioned way. Go out and meet people. Hell, I have been married for 19 years and 11 months as of this writing because I *gasp* went out and met people thus my wife.
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I just saw this commercial on tv for the first time. At least the little girl is gone. This is kind of creepy, you know, with everyone just hanging out watching and all. And when he holds up his finger, my first thought was "smell my finger". And then they just go back to it with everyone just hanging out. It seems like they are looking for an eharmony orgy.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Sep 2014 at 3:30pm
Originally posted by d4everman d4everman wrote:

Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Let's see, we now have a choice between E-harmony which from the ads seems to be the place to go if all you want in a relationship is nonstop sex, then on the other hand we have Christian Mingle where people go to find people that they will never have sex with. Isn't there a happy medium out there?


Yeah, its the old fashioned way. Go out and meet people. Hell, I have been married for 19 years and 11 months as of this writing because I *gasp* went out and met people thus my wife.
LOLYup! Back during the pre-historic era. There was no internet, so we couldn't look up the spouse's criminal history - we just ended doin' it the 'old way'.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:



*not* our family, and *not* eHarmony...but done 'The Old Way'
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^Yea, I had to dig really deep to find that. Took almost 2 minutes of my life that I'll never get back, so I hope you appreciate it.
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