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Jimbo
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Posted: 09 May 2019 at 3:11pm |
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Has anyone seen this latest Daily Harvest commercial with possibly one of the most annoying human beings in history in it???
Her personality is bad enough by itself, but that voice is enough to make you want to run into traffic and jump in front of a speeding car!!!! Uggghhh!!! And I bet the fruit in those cups isn't the only thing that turns into a "smoothie". That stuff will probably have you squeezing your butt cheeks and running to the toilet by the time you arrive at work. |
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True Lies
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA !!!!
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I...………..AM NOT A CROOK."
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aka ron
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That girl's voice is cruel and unusual punishment!
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Sure to clean your colon! |
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Jimbo
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I get a case of the Hershey squirts just looking at that stuff.
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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I love that stuff!
Great, first thing in the morning, even better last treat before bed at night. Yes indeed, keeps you more than regular, so shart before going to work, and don't forget to clean yo'messy self up, afterwards! The girl in the commercial? I TRIED to find anything positive to say about her, but I cannot...the square face, close eyes, and that voice!
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CaptainErnie
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Asian Smerf!
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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CaptainErnie
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I think I just saw the same smerf on a "Chime" commercial
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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Jimbo
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I can't believe they're still advertising this crap.
The stuff literally looks like garbage!!!! And I don't know what this purple goop is supposed to be... ...but it damned sure doesn't look fit for human consumption!!! It looks like some kind of synthetic plastic glop from the special effects dept they spray painted purple and super glued to the rim of the cup. Yuck. All I know is that when I've got an appetite for a good meal, a blender full of table scraps that belong in the trash can and a styrofoam cup full of purple goo are not what I'm thinking of. I guess there must be plenty of millennial hipster dumbasses out there who buy into all this nonsense otherwise I wouldn't still be seeing this junk on TV everyday. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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True Lies
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It could be worse...………….
There could be a dead mouse or two in that blender……………..
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I...………..AM NOT A CROOK."
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PaWolf
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All in the eyes of the beholder. Kale, dates, nuts, and blueberries (hence, the color - especially considering our 2nd grade color chart and "what color do we get when we mix green and blue?"). This really sounds delicious. Heck, want something like that, just go to any Panera sammie shop - they sell like smoothies. Yes, they really work - everything comes out so smooth in the end and I know *I* feel good after a 'healthy meal'. Good enough to grab a beer or 6. |
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PaWolf
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No no no no no. NO MICE IN THE BLENDER! You get your protein with your carbohydrates.
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Jimbo
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When you mix green and blue you get aqua. The crap sticking out of that cup is purple, which is a mixture of blue and red. I've had smoothies before, and I know what they look like. I've never seen one that looked like a plastic purple dome protruding above the top of the cup. The crap in that cup doesn't look like anything found in nature. |
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PaWolf
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You're showing your age, ol'Mule - yes, I was wrong, but 'aqua'? Isn't that 'cyan', these days? And anyway, the dates have RED inside them - concentrated amounts! (I'm reaching, I'm REACHING!)
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MrTim
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Those aren't dates, they're figs...
You know what else is purple and shaped like a pile of poop? Grimace, from McDonalds. There's kind of a resemblence there. Maybe it's just a coincidence...
There are no blue foods in nature (that won't kill you, anyway...) |
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PaWolf
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What? If you are speaking of mushrooms, I agree (any blue tinge on any mushroom is pretty much certain to kill you), but what color are blueberries and now you really are scaring me, MrT! What about my blue corn or blue potatoes???!!! |
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MrTim
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Squish a blueberry & it's a purple mess, not blue...
Not sure about Smurfs. Probably taste terrible anyways... |
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Jimbo
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They're still running ads for this cup of garbage several times per day.
The one I keep seeing says something about "...like this fig we scoured the world for..." Give. Me. A. Break. I'm pretty sure the phrase "...scoured the world for..." translates into "Larry in the purchasing dept got on the phone and called up about a dozen or so produce suppliers and haggled with them until he got the cheapest price." I still say it looks like a cup of garbage someone swept up off the floor of a warehouse somewhere. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Talk about "parasites" being shipped with certain on-line food products. But hey. what do I know. I hardly trust the grocery store, let alone some stuff shipped to me from who knows who that just left the dumper to package your blueberries.
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There's a sucker born every minute.
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aka ron
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These people are using the Geico method of marketing! Pound it into the sheeple's skulls! Unless they come up with a... Cheeseburger Potato Gravy Blend, I'm not interested. |
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Jimbo
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Looks like a cup of kitchen counter scraps.
Leftover crap that was destined for the trash can until someone said "Hey... let's put that crap in paper cups and sell it to suckers!!!!" |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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