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    Posted: 09 May 2019 at 3:11pm
Has anyone seen this latest Daily Harvest commercial with possibly one of the most annoying human beings in history in it???

Her personality is bad enough by itself, but that voice is enough to make you want to run into traffic and jump in front of a speeding car!!!!



Uggghhh!!!

And I bet the fruit in those cups isn't the only thing that turns into a "smoothie".

That stuff will probably have you squeezing your butt cheeks and running to the toilet by the time you arrive at work.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Has anyone seen this latest Daily Harvest commercial with possibly one of the most annoying human beings in history in it???

Her personality is bad enough by itself, but that voice is enough to
make you want to run into traffic and jump in front of a speeding car!!!!
Uggghhh!!!
 

And I bet the fruit in those cups isn't the only thing that turns into a "smoothie".

That stuff will probably have you squeezing your butt cheeks and running to the toilet by the time you arrive at work.

 
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA !!!!
I...………..AM NOT A CROOK."
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That girl's voice is cruel and unusual punishment!
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Sure to clean your colon!

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I get a case of the Hershey squirts just looking at that stuff.
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I love that stuff! 
Great, first thing in the morning, even better last treat before bed at night.
Yes indeed, keeps you more than regular, so shart before going to work, and don't forget to clean yo'messy self up, afterwards! 
The girl in the commercial? I TRIED to find anything positive to say about her, but I cannot...the square face, close eyes, and that voiceCry
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Asian Smerf!
Did you ever think you were done, but had wipe all over again?
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I think I just saw the same smerf on a "Chime" commercial
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I can't believe they're still advertising this crap.



The stuff literally looks like garbage!!!!



And I don't know what this purple goop is supposed to be...



...but it damned sure doesn't look fit for human consumption!!!

It looks like some kind of synthetic plastic glop from the special effects dept they spray painted purple and super glued to the rim of the cup.

Yuck.

All I know is that when I've got an appetite for a good meal, a blender full of table scraps that belong in the trash can and a styrofoam cup full of purple goo are not what I'm thinking of.

I guess there must be plenty of millennial hipster dumbasses out there who buy into all this nonsense otherwise I wouldn't still be seeing this junk on TV everyday.


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It could be worse...………….
 
There could be a dead mouse or two in that blender……………..
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I can't believe they're still advertising this crap.

 

The stuff literally looks like garbage!!!!



And I don't know what this purple goop is supposed to be...



...but it damned sure doesn't look fit for human consumption!!!

It looks like some kind of synthetic plastic glop from the special effects dept they spray painted purple and super glued to the rim of the cup.

Yuck.

All I know is that when I've got an appetite for a good meal, a blender full of table scraps that belong in the trash can and a styrofoam cup full of purple goo are not what I'm thinking of.

I guess there must be plenty of millennial hipster dumbasses out there who buy into all this nonsense otherwise I wouldn't still be seeing this junk on TV everyday.



All in the eyes of the beholder. Kale, dates, nuts, and blueberries (hence, the color - especially considering our 2nd grade color chart and "what color do we get when we mix green and blue?"). This really sounds delicious.
Heck, want something like that, just go to any Panera sammie shop - they sell like smoothies. Yes, they really work - everything comes out so smooth in the end and I know *I* feel good after a 'healthy meal'. Good enough to grab a beer or 6.

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Originally posted by True Lies True Lies wrote:

It could be worse...………….
 
There could be a dead mouse or two in that blender……………..
No no no no no.
NO MICE IN THE BLENDER!
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

(hence, the color - especially considering our 2nd grade color chart and "what color do we get when we mix green and blue?")


When you mix green and blue you get aqua. The crap sticking out of that cup is purple, which is a mixture of blue and red.

I've had smoothies before, and I know what they look like. I've never seen one that looked like a plastic purple dome protruding above the top of the cup.

The crap in that cup doesn't look like anything found in nature.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

(hence, the color - especially considering our 2nd grade color chart and "what color do we get when we mix green and blue?")


When you mix green and blue you get aqua. The crap sticking out of that cup is purple, which is a mixture of blue and red.

I've had smoothies before, and I know what they look like. I've never seen one that looked like a plastic purple dome protruding above the top of the cup.

The crap in that cup doesn't look like anything found in nature.
You're showing your age, ol'Mule - yes, I was wrong, but 'aqua'? Isn't that 'cyan', these days?
And anyway, the dates have RED inside them - concentrated amounts! (I'm reaching, I'm REACHING!)
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Those aren't dates, they're figs...

You know what else is purple and shaped like a pile of poop?  Grimace, from McDonalds.  There's kind of a resemblence there.  Maybe it's just a coincidence...  LOL

Quote a mixture of blue (...) The crap in that cup doesn't look like anything found in nature.


There are no blue foods in nature (that won't kill you, anyway...)
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Those aren't dates, they're figs...

You know what else is purple and shaped like a pile of poop?  Grimace, from McDonalds.  There's kind of a resemblence there.  Maybe it's just a coincidence...  LOL

Quote a mixture of blue (...) The crap in that cup doesn't look like anything found in nature.


There are no blue foods in nature (that won't kill you, anyway...)
What? If you are speaking of mushrooms, I agree (any blue tinge on any mushroom is pretty much certain to kill you), but what color are blueberries and now you really are scaring me, MrT! What about my blue corn or blue potatoes???!!!Cry


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Squish a blueberry & it's a purple mess, not blue...   
Not sure about Smurfs.  Probably taste terrible anyways...
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