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    Posted: 18 Feb 2015 at 6:11pm
It seems commercials these days are really pushing the edge of what is acceptable.
Go commando?  I don't care how clean and shiny my hiney is, I don't do that.
How you guys, that wear boxers, keep your junk from falling into a pant leg, I'll never know.
 
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WTF?!?
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Going commando? Meh, that's for amateurs.  To ensure the job's done, you really gotta get in there:





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LOL
Damn!  I feel dirty after watching that.
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I certainly don't envy that guy!
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Did he "blow him a kiss"?
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Holy pleated hole!  That guy is literally a brown nose!   Dead
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

It seems commercials these days are really pushing the edge of what is acceptable.
Having someone with a British accent is supposed to make it all acceptable to us Yanks.  Disapprove

That is truly a gross commercial.  The Brit chick is standing outside the tent while he takes a dump so he can see how clean he gets?  Why in tarnation are they doing this to us?!?  AngryAngry
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote purple rose Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Feb 2015 at 4:57am
Originally posted by peachblossom666 peachblossom666 wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

It seems commercials these days are really pushing the edge of what is acceptable.
Having someone with a British accent is supposed to make it all acceptable to us Yanks.  Disapprove

That is truly a gross commercial.  The Brit chick is standing outside the tent while he takes a dump so he can see how clean he gets?  Why in tarnation are they doing this to us?!?  AngryAngry

Speaking of British accents, how about this gem?

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"Girls don't poop"... wasn't that a Duran Duran song? No wait, that was "girls on film"
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Finally! A toilet paper that can free me from the tyranny of tighty whities!

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Originally posted by purple rose purple rose wrote:


Speaking of British accents, how about this gem?


A lot of us around here liked that one, myself included.  Cracked me up.


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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Going commando? Meh, that's for amateurs.  To ensure the job's done, you really gotta get in there:





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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote purple rose Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Feb 2015 at 4:07pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by purple rose purple rose wrote:


Speaking of British accents, how about this gem?


A lot of us around here liked that one, myself included.  Cracked me up.



I like it too but it only works because it's being done by an attractive woman with a very proper British accent.  I also like the Cottonelle commercials Smile
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Snesgamer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Feb 2015 at 11:42pm
She's awfully brave going commando with that white dress on. Has she never had a shart happen in her life? Does she think Cottonelle has enough superpowers to protect her when she does?
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Talking about brown streaks and stains.
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To quote Bill Engvall: "Did you just hit a deer?!?!"
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Going commando always sounded to me like a great practice for those who want a zipper-circumcision. Or maybe a zipper-vasectomy. No thanks.
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Dear God!!! I registered for this site specifically so I can express how much I HATE this commercial. Make it stop!
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Get a woman with a British accent, everything becomes more "classy, acceptable" This toilet paper woman above, the blonde for the Viagra commercial. Um, no I wont go commando not because Im afraid of skid marks, I wear boxers and I need some kind of support for my package, I feel more confident having that layer of cotton between my ass and jeans.

C'mon between this, painful intercourse, the Tena women "letting it go" (aka, wetting themselves without worry) *I think theres' a British woman speaking in that crap ad also...Yeah they are pushing the envelope. Enough.
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Dear god, get rid of this woman. Why do we want to hear "wipe your ass by going commando" during prime time/dinner? Gross. 
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There is another 'go commando' with a woman, which sort of spooks me.
The woman is, of course, challenged to 'go commando', but isn't she wearing what appears to be nylon, or cotton-mix stretchy pants? If she decides to 'go commando', will we be seeing lips & toes and wherever the camel goes...or smelling 'tuna surprise', after she's been walking around in the heat for awhile?
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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

Um, no I wont go commando not because Im afraid of skid marks, I wear boxers and I need some kind of support for my package, I feel more confident having that layer of cotton between my ass and jeans.



I used to go commando once in awhile in my youth.  It felt dirty and wrong and oh so right at the time.


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I go commando around the house all the time...gotta keep soapy water, paper towels, febreeze, and stuff like that readily available.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

I go commando around the house all the time...gotta keep soapy water, paper towels, febreeze, and stuff like that readily available.

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