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tikibagger
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Posted: 27 Dec 2018 at 9:49pm |
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is anyone else as sick of this grilling silver cheesy grinned crap bag as i am? he looks like the kind of ex-jock gym coach/history teacher i used to have in jr high and his condescending 'she likes her FLIP PHONE' implies the ol' missus is some kind of neanderthal--and that S*$T-eating GRIN just is INFERNAL. Maybe if it wasn't on heavy rotation PLUS has a recut edited ad featuring other CC duffers i would hate it less
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DarkRealmStar
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Where are my favorite Consumer Cellular couple, Connie and Jack?
Did CC retire them from their golden retirement years? Did one or both of them pass away? Did Jack and Connie switch to another carrier? Who are these new interlopers? They don't even have names! Bring back Jack & Connie!
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verminstew
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I hear ya, I liked Connie and Jack! |
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tikibagger
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wasnt he the one that 'did his exercises'? or 'took out the trash'? God help me i KNOW these things--too much TV
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DarkRealmStar
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Jack does (or did) whatever Connie asked him to. Here's a two-minute Connie and Jack. In most of the ads, Connie and Jack were always socializing with another couple, or Jack had his buddy with them (threesome jokes ensued on the CIH board, some by me).
Check out Connie modeling her new red dress! |
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commercialssuck
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God, I hate ALL CC ads. Their "folksy", corny commercials make me sick. Of course, they are aimed at old people, so all that crap is apparently what old folks like. Old folks tend to be more trusting an less cynical I think than younger people. The tend to believe what they're told and don't question things so much.
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aka ron
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Jimbo, Thor, PaWolf, Dark Realm Star, MsMadz, CapeCat, SgtRock. When we switched from Sprint to CC, the bill went from about $100 to $40. I'll take that extra $60 a month any time.
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tikibagger
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BUT u have to talk to this ex=gym teacher who seems on the verge of bitch slapping his old lady for 'liking her old FLIP PHONE' i am 57 but actually can USE a PHONE and a computer AND all that other dumb electronic crap
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Jimbo
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I dunno. I don't find him as annoying as the blonde twit at 1:10 in this ad, who calls her flip-phone using/text-messaging husband "Mr Texty McTexterson" in this piece of crap. And she's not as bad as the pudgy, air guitar playing, old time rock-'n'-roll twat at the beginning of it. I think that video is a compilation of all the Consumer Cellular old fart ads. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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I have to agree with Jimbo on the air guitar bitch, normal people our age don't act that way! |
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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PaWolf
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You know how it goes - you get Consumer Cellular for the big, easy-to-read keys, and then you die.
Yeaaaaa...that would be *MY* guess - they both earned their 'MudMonkey Merit Badges' and crossed over to another carrier. We don't have access to that carrier and I just bet their cell phones are nicer with nifty little features like 'Future' and 'Past' and Apps like 'Answers To Questions Nobody Could Answer In Life'.... |
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Jimbo
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She looks like she's having a spaz attack. Or she's scratching herself because her hoodie is infested with fleas. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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I think Sarge knows where I'm coming from. |
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tikibagger
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good ol ROCK N ROLL--like AIR SUPPLY, William JOEL or BARELY MANENOUGH..$20 says THATS this chicks playlist--i covered this hag in another post |
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Jimbo
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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drjimmy
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Fast forward to "For my favorite grandson..." and check out how miserable the kid looks as the dick bag grandfather puts the hamburger on his plate THAT HE WILL EAT OR ELSE HE HAS TO PEEL THE SUNBURN OFF GRANPAS BACK !
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80sChick
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Thank you for that! The best laugh I've had all week.
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tikibagger
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still polluting the airwaves with this 'ad' to this very day--HEY i forgot! That circus music they play in the back is awful too
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drjimmy
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Ex=jock douche you say ? |
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Did someone say "bloated crapsack?" Could Patrick Warburton be any pastier, sweatier, more bloated, more tightly stuffed into a too-small suit?
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tikibagger
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with PW thats his whole schtick--with 'Chip' ( thats his name -to ME) hes trying too hard
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