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    Posted: 27 Dec 2018 at 9:49pm
is anyone else as sick of this grilling silver cheesy grinned crap bag as i am? he looks like the kind of ex-jock gym coach/history teacher i used to have in jr high and his condescending 'she likes her FLIP PHONE' implies the ol' missus is some kind of neanderthal--and that S*$T-eating GRIN just is INFERNAL. Maybe if it wasn't on heavy rotation PLUS has a recut edited ad featuring other CC duffers i would hate it less
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Where are my favorite Consumer Cellular couple, Connie and Jack?  Disapprove

Did CC retire them from their golden retirement years?  Confused

Did one or both of them pass away?  Cry  Cry

Did Jack and Connie switch to another carrier?  Ouch

Who are these new interlopers?  They don't even have names! Angry Bring back Jack & Connie!  
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote verminstew Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Dec 2018 at 1:56am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Where are my favorite Consumer Cellular couple, Connie and Jack?  Disapprove

Did CC retire them from their golden retirement years?  Confused

Did one or both of them pass away?  Cry  Cry

Did Jack and Connie switch to another carrier?  Ouch

Who are these new interlopers?  They don't even have names! Angry Bring back Jack & Connie!  

I hear ya, I liked Connie and Jack! 


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wasnt he the one that 'did his exercises'? or 'took out the trash'?
God help me i KNOW these things--too much TV
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Jack does (or did) whatever Connie asked him to.  Here's a two-minute Connie and Jack.  In most of the ads, Connie and Jack were always socializing with another couple, or Jack had his buddy with them (threesome jokes ensued on the CIH board, some by me).

Check out Connie modeling her new red dress!

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God, I hate ALL CC ads. Their "folksy", corny commercials make me sick. Of course, they are aimed at old people, so all that crap is apparently what old folks like. Old folks tend to be more trusting an less cynical I think than younger people. The tend to believe what they're told and don't question things so much.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Dec 2018 at 11:43am
Originally posted by commercialssuck commercialssuck wrote:

God, I hate ALL CC ads. Their "folksy", corny commercials make me sick. Of course, they are aimed at old people, so all that crap is apparently what old folks like. Old folks tend to be more trusting an less cynical I think than younger people. The tend to believe what they're told and don't question things so much.
I'll be 60 next month. I think that I, and some other members here in my age group, might disagree.

Jimbo, Thor, PaWolf, Dark Realm Star, MsMadz, CapeCat, SgtRock.

When we switched from Sprint to CC, the bill went from about $100 to $40. I'll take that extra $60 a month any time.
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BUT u have to talk to this ex=gym teacher who seems on the verge of bitch slapping his old lady for 'liking her old FLIP PHONE'
i am 57 but actually can USE a PHONE and a computer AND all that other dumb electronic crap
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

BUT u have to talk to this ex=gym teacher who seems on the verge of bitch slapping his old lady for 'liking her old FLIP PHONE'
i am 57 but actually can USE a PHONE and a computer AND all that other dumb electronic crap.


I dunno. I don't find him as annoying as the blonde twit at 1:10 in this ad, who calls her flip-phone using/text-messaging husband "Mr Texty McTexterson" in this piece of crap.



And she's not as bad as the pudgy, air guitar playing, old time rock-'n'-roll twat at the beginning of it.

I think that video is a compilation of all the Consumer Cellular old fart ads.

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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I have to agree with Jimbo on the air guitar bitch, normal people our age don't act that way!

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I have to agree with Jimbo on the air guitar bitch, normal people our age don't act that way!
 
Are you accusing us of being "NORMAL"?LOL
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Where are my favorite Consumer Cellular couple, Connie and Jack?  Disapprove

Did CC retire them from their golden retirement years?  Confused

Did one or both of them pass away?  Cry  Cry....
 
WinkYou know how it goes - you get Consumer Cellular for the big, easy-to-read keys, and then you die.
 
Yeaaaaa...that would be *MY* guess - they both earned their 'MudMonkey Merit Badges' and crossed over to another carrier. We don't have access to that carrier and I just bet their cell phones are nicer with nifty little features like 'Future' and 'Past' and  Apps like 'Answers To Questions Nobody Could Answer In Life'....
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I have to agree with Jimbo on the air guitar bitch, normal people our age don't act that way!



She looks like she's having a spaz attack.

Or she's scratching herself because her hoodie is infested with fleas.

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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I have to agree with Jimbo on the air guitar bitch, normal people our age don't act that way!
 
Are you accusing us of being "NORMAL"?LOL
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I think Sarge knows where I'm coming from.

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good ol ROCK N ROLL--like AIR SUPPLY, William JOEL or BARELY MANENOUGH..$20 says THATS this chicks playlist--i covered this hag in another post

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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

good ol ROCK N ROLL--like AIR SUPPLY, William JOEL or BARELY MANENOUGH..$20 says THATS this chicks playlist--i covered this hag in another post




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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

is anyone else as sick of this grilling silver cheesy grinned crap bag as i am? he looks like the kind of ex-jock gym coach/history teacher i used to have in jr high and his condescending 'she likes her FLIP PHONE' implies the ol' missus is some kind of neanderthal--and that S*$T-eating GRIN just is INFERNAL. Maybe if it wasn't on heavy rotation PLUS has a recut edited ad featuring other CC duffers i would hate it less

Fast forward to "For my favorite grandson..." and check out how miserable the kid looks as the dick bag grandfather puts the hamburger on his plate THAT HE WILL EAT OR ELSE HE HAS TO PEEL THE SUNBURN OFF GRANPAS BACK ! 
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