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    Posted: 19 Dec 2015 at 3:02pm
This is just so wrong!
 
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LOLLOLThat's cute - and a game you can play as your bladder ages, too! (hint: need one more line *right next* to the bowl)
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Agreed.   Those lines should be at least twice as far back.
 
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Agreed.   Those lines should be at least twice as far back.
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Agreed.   Those lines should be at least twice as far back.
 
LOLbraggart.
I recall as a 16 year old three of my buddies and I after a couple of beers needed to relieve ourselves. We went to a field behind the burger shack and of course decided to have a literal pi**ing contest for distance. One kid said he had to go now! He adjusted to the optimal 30 degree elevation and let fly. At least 12 feet! the rest of us just peed on the ground and the other two just walked away but I congratulated him on his amazing feat. As far as the commercial goes I would not consider it an indoor sport.      
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^Did you shake his hand after congratulating him? Was it wet?
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

^Did you shake his hand after congratulating him? Was it wet?
No. He shook my..... after I finished and his effing hand was cold!Wink
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As a kid, I was pretty good at blasting the family's sh*tstains off the inside of the toilet bowl. 
 
 
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^LOL
 
This is sick! What male adult influence would help make this happen?
Are they brothers? If they are that is another red flag.
 
Everybody knows you do this kind of thing outdoors, did you see that mom?
I think she would beat those boys 7 ways to sunday if they were pissing on her nice clean floor.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

As a kid, I was pretty good at blasting the family's sh*tstains off the inside of the toilet bowl. 
 
 
 
Thank you for that T.M.I.  !!  Clap
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

As a kid, I was pretty good at blasting the family's sh*tstains off the inside of the toilet bowl. 
 
 
DisapproveYou really should have concentrated on the entire bathroom, rather than doing a piss-poor job, doncha know. Is the below what happens when the school bully not only takes your lunch money, but also the money your mom gave you to get Clorox on the way home?
 
 
 
 
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^  Yep.  Mom, who used to iron bed sheets and organize plastic bags by size, kept the bathrooms looking like that.  LOL
 
 
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

As a kid, I was pretty good at blasting the family's sh*tstains off the inside of the toilet bowl. 
 
 
DisapproveYou really should have concentrated on the entire bathroom, rather than doing a piss-poor job, doncha know. Is the below what happens when the school bully not only takes your lunch money, but also the money your mom gave you to get Clorox on the way home?
 
 
 
 
 
No.  This is what happens when you let those cows from the Big Lots commercials use the facilities.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

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As a kid, I was pretty good at blasting the family's sh*tstains off the inside of the toilet bowl. 
 
 
DisapproveYou really should have concentrated on the entire bathroom, rather than doing a piss-poor job, doncha know. Is the below what happens when the school bully not only takes your lunch money, but also the money your mom gave you to get Clorox on the way home?
 
 
 
 





















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Gimme a keg of beer and some privacy and I'll have this place shining in no time!

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I already mentioned that I hate these new Clorox commercials...they're all gross-out!
Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.

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Happy to hear it's just a keg of beer, and not some handcuffs, a tube of spackle, some grapes and a whistle.
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I don't care about stupid contests like that!
I bet I can piss more often than anyone else...even sometimes when I wasn't planning on it, doncha know.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

I don't care about stupid contests like that!
I bet I can piss more often than anyone else...even sometimes when I wasn't planning on it, doncha know.

Reminds me of the story told by an old man. 
"I go to the bathroom everyday at 6 am... unfortunately, I don't get up till 8.
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I can't believe I didn't get Captain's beer keg reference until now!
I think all these horrid commercials are finally taking their toll.
Where's that beer again?  Beer
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