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    Posted: 08 May 2018 at 2:06am
I simply can't figure out how Chevy continues to find idiots to participate in these!
Potsch...just f--k off already!Angry

And the d-bag with the "man-bun"
....seriously, he looks like a smacked a$$! - as my dad used to say.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 May 2018 at 3:46am
Saw it today and immediately thought Chevy just found a way to separate people...
"How long have you been dating?"
"Less than a month..."
"We've got the perfect car for when you have that first kid!"
Really? Is that what you want to say to a new couple just feeling each other out?
I know what *I* would have responded...
"...well, our mother and father both told us if we were going to date, we shouldn't have kids since we are brother and sister...so we won't be needing the model for those and their first kid..."
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Leave it to that perv. Potsch to have them making love in the back seat because they can't afford an apartment together.  "Free Scotchgard and DNA tasting!" Tongue

And to be honest, something Chevy can never do.  Those are NOT SUVs...They are crossovers.

Something between a mini-van and a small SUV.
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If this Chevy's a-rockin', don't bother knockin'.

Wanna know what we're doin'? I'll tell ya... we're screwin'!!!

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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LOLLOL

My truck has been talking to me. On the dash display, my WSW fluid is low. And, this one surprised me.
I knew I was low on fuel, I added a gallon from one of my gas cans and forgot to put the gas cap back on.

The computer said I should check my gas cap,  go figure!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Leave it to that perv. Potsch to have them making love in the back seat because they can't afford an apartment together.  "Free Scotchgard and DNA tasting!" Tongue...
 
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Confused'Dutch Treat'? They each pitched in for the cheap, self-serve soft-serve super supper? Or, did you really mean 'DNA TESTING', from '23 & Me',  to make sure the loving couple isn't already related?
 
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Why is Potschbag even trying to sell cars to "new couples"?  Does he really think he's going to make a sale to one of them who are already squeamish about his inappropriate questions?  I think P-bag has taken his D-baggery act to the extreme, but wait...

I'm sure the next ad he's in will be even worse.  Unhappy
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That potch-poof certainly likes to over-pronounce his SSSSSSSS. He's another hipster with a beard who needs a serious nut punch or head butt.
The hipster twat with the bun in his hair is covering the fact that he's still in the closet.....probably walks about with his "man-bag" in tow......bloody poof!
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Why is Potschbag even trying to sell cars to "new couples"?  Does he really think he's going to make a sale to one of them who are already squeamish about his inappropriate questions?  I think P-bag has taken his D-baggery act to the extreme, but wait...

I'm sure the next ad he's in will be even worse.  Unhappy
The theme of this commercial is extremely rude. Chevy has reached the lowest level of respecting peoples privacy but I'm sure they will keep digging!Angry
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I won't even rent a Chevy these days.
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I bought my old 'Chevy' in September of 2006, she's still running pretty well. Knock on wood.

If I was going to invite an old 'Chevy' to a party...


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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Why is Potschbag even trying to sell cars to "new couples"?  Does he really think he's going to make a sale to one of them who are already squeamish about his inappropriate questions?  I think P-bag has taken his D-baggery act to the extreme, but wait...

I'm sure the next ad he's in will be even worse.  Unhappy
This abomination played for the hundredth time about 5 minutes ago. Only the undisputed King of the D-Bags would say these things. If the new couples were actually "Real People" they would respond with a big F/U and walk away.Angry
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with Potschy Boy there, its simply a wonder that the 'token gay' couple of todays ad spectrum isnt prevalently featured..he clearly thwingth that way
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I remember a song about a Chevy "new couple"...




Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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^LOL

I think Boo took a crap in the van!


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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Leave it to that perv. Potsch to have them making love in the back seat because they can't afford an apartment together.  "Free Scotchgard and DNA tasting!" Tongue...
 
<ShockedDanger, Will Robinson! DANGER!>
Confused'Dutch Treat'? They each pitched in for the cheap, self-serve soft-serve super supper? Or, did you really mean 'DNA TESTING', from '23 & Me',  to make sure the loving couple isn't already related?
 
LOL  You know I meant what I typed, tasting. I'm a bad dog, old but bad!
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I read a thing a few months back that some of the "people that aren't actors" have been seen in other commercials. Either way, I think it is hilarious that flo from progressive, made a spoof on the corny ass Chevy commercials, since progressive commercials are equally annoying as hell.
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