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    Posted: 29 Apr 2016 at 6:10pm
So into the upper strata of the pantheon of all time sucky, awful, eye-exploding, ear- bleeding commercials, right up there with the infamous Yoplait bitches, enters yet another horrible, awful, so unwatchable that you have to watch it, sort of like a gruesome accident scene, commercial abomination.

It is impossible to pick exactly which aspect of this ad sucks worse, the obnoxious AutoTuned audio, the spastic goofball dance move visuals, or even the douchebaggy geek participants, with emphasis on the bearded metrosexual dipsh*t at the center of this toilet bowl full of crap which the rest of the diarrhea swirls around...

Watch, listen and suffer for yourselves...



BTW, I did a search and didn't find this posted anywhere already, so if it was, keep it to yourself, I don't even want to hear about it.

That didn't suck? I beg to differ.




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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Apr 2016 at 7:16pm
^ LOLLOLLOL
'Pantheon' is the word of the day.
 
This commercial is a cornucopia of....SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK
 
SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK
I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Apr 2016 at 8:09pm
Does mightily SUCK doesn't it?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote usmaak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Apr 2016 at 8:17pm
Why?  That has to be one of the worst commercials that I've ever seen.  The only thing about it that didn't absolutely suck was when it ended.  What drug induced haze did this abortion come from?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Anduril Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Apr 2016 at 9:24pm
Technically, they are correct.
It didn't suck.
 
I'm thinking more like "heave".   (Maybe "retch" or "debilitate".)  DeadDeadDead
 
 
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BTW, my brother (a professional musician) pointed out a song to me the other day that had AutoTune, AND IT WAS ONLY ONE NOTE!!.
 
One note, and they couldn't even hit that!!
The point being, they "like" the way AutoTune sounds.  Dead
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Apr 2016 at 10:28am
It's too early to turn the sound on, but visually, it's bad enough.  I'll have to wait till later to get the full effect.
 
 
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Oh, you must.

Do not deny yourself the experience of the full, utter suckiness of it.




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Oh, that was horrible.  LOL
 
 
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Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

What drug induced haze did this abortion come from?
 
No drugs.  Possibly just some divine inspiration from Psy.
 
 
 
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Yeah, a lot of people are saying it's a spoof of PSY.

It was also a Super Bowl ad, which I don't remember. Looked through the 2016 Super Bowl ads thread here prior to creating this thread, and didn't see anything about it.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

What drug induced haze did this abortion come from?
 
No drugs.  Possibly just some divine inspiration from Psy.
 
 
 
LOLLOL
 
Did you slip on a pile of sh*t while finding this video?
 
Good god!  I do remember a snippet of news, years ago.
I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Apr 2016 at 7:54pm
^  I'm actually a fan of Gangnam Style---both the song and the video. 
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Apr 2016 at 9:43pm
How do I put it plainly......

I wanna destroy this ad!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote crainbebo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 May 2016 at 12:06am
Terrible commercial. "That Didn't Suck"? You get an F from me. No wonder I mute almost every ad on TV nowadays.
As for this 1986 classic...


This doesn't suck. Carvana should take a lesson from the ads of the 1980s and 90s. Those cheesy jingles, ads that described the product, and testimonials with real people. Not actors.
Sick and tired of Charter Spectrum (and Flo!)
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I think the "Behind the Scenes" sucked too, but make up your own mind...
 
 
 
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