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    Posted: 25 Oct 2014 at 1:53am
OH MY LORD THIS ONE IS ON *ALL THE TIME* HELP!
"You named your car 'Brad'--Nothing could replace Brad..."
AARRRGGH I WANT TO THROW THIS CHICK OFF THAT BRIDGE BEHIND HER!
I literally don't even remember what car insurance it's for, honestly, I blocked it out!
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Liberty Mutual.
I know this because I'd take that lil'Missy out and get her hair done (poor thing looks like she's new to curling irons) and then some...'cept she looks and sounds too much like our youngest daughter.
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What annoys me the most is the slight pause she takes everytime she's about to say "Brad". "You named it...Brad. Nothing could replace...Brad". Why the f**k does she keep adding that pause?!?
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For half a second, I thought you might have been talking about Progressive, the guy who spoke about himself in the third person. "Brad likes saving money,". But, I kind of dismissed the thought when you said it was specifically for car insurance, as Progressive is for general insurance, not just car, including house, boat, and motorcycles.
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Hate this c**t
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I'm really getting sick of this chick!
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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I get really sick of people who tell me the same story over and over.
"You named your car Brad..."
No I didn't and, well...given I'm currently suffering from a nasty bout of heat stroke to go with eight months of you telling me what I would *never* name my car, I'm about in the mood to run you over three or four times and explain that I naned my car 'SOL', because anyone 'SOL' meets becomes 'road food' and is Shit-Out-of-Luck.. 
:You named your car Sol..." Ouch
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Does she know the Boom guy? I haven't seen Brad in a while, but this douche in his dirty laundry is on all the damned time.


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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

I get really sick of people who tell me the same story over and over.
"You named your car Brad..."
No I didn't and, well...given I'm currently suffering from a nasty bout of heat stroke to go with eight months of you telling me what I would *never* name my car, I'm about in the mood to run you over three or four times and explain that I naned my car 'SOL', because anyone 'SOL' meets becomes 'road food' and is Shit-Out-of-Luck.. 
:You named your car Sol..." Ouch
Be careful PaW, did you spend too much time outside?
 
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Maybe I'm in the minority here but who the f*** NAMES their automobile? Do you name all of your possessions? Hi - this is my stapler, "Horace" and my lounge chair "Esmerelda".
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Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

Maybe I'm in the minority here but who the f*** NAMES their automobile? Do you name all of your possessions? Hi - this is my stapler, "Horace" and my lounge chair "Esmerelda".
WinkThe mother of our oldest son's Godmother was from Rochester and possibly one of the funniest people anyone could have the pleasure of meeting. Her (nick)name was 'Bumpy' and she gave every inanimate object a name (we once had a Cressida she named 'Christie' and advised us was a female car). Her husband was just as funny, if not more so.
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I hate how her face gets immediately into psycho/I'm going to murder you in your sleep mode once she gets to the "And then you totaled him".
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I hate all these Liberty Mutual commercials. ALL of them. Why are all these people bitching at me for wrecking my car, when I did no such thing? "You found the perfect car, and then... you TOTALED IT! YOU! GUILTY! GUILLLLLLTYYYYYY!" LOL Get out of my face, Liberty Mutual... bitches. Tongue These morons need to piss right off.
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PaWolf, I don't name everything but I have given our cars names. Both were Ford Tauruses; first one was "CARBERRY", because of the color, and the second was "MAXINE", because it was the best car we had ever owned and the smoothest I had ever driven.Big smile I know Taurus got a bad rap and you can laugh all you want. But we bought MAXINE brand new in 1992, and I have to tell you it was a real PLEASURE to drive that car. I was so in love with that car that I wouldn't let my hubby drive it at all, except to go to fill up the tank!
We got rid of it years ago and I still miss it. If any of you have had a Taurus, you can vouch that it had just about the BIGGEST trunk of any sedan at that time, I think it was about 18 cubic feet, and I think today's is even bigger.
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Originally posted by Stacy Stacy wrote:


PaWolf, I don't name everything but I have given our cars names. Both were Ford Tauruses; first one was "CARBERRY", because of the color, and the second was "MAXINE", because it was the best car we had ever owned and the smoothest I had ever driven.Big smile I know Taurus got a bad rap and you can laugh all you want. But we bought MAXINE brand new in 1992, and I have to tell you it was a real PLEASURE to drive that car. I was so in love with that car that I wouldn't let my hubby drive it at all, except to go to fill up the tank!
We got rid of it years ago and I still miss it. If any of you have had a Taurus, you can vouch that it had just about the BIGGEST trunk of any sedan at that time, I think it was about 18 cubic feet, and I think today's is even bigger.



The only car I've ever named was my first car, Queen Mary. She was a 1963 Mercury Comet that I had purchased for $500. She was so named because when she took off from a traffic light, she did so at the speed of the Queen Mary leaving dry dock.   
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Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

Maybe I'm in the minority here but who the f*** NAMES their automobile? Do you name all of your possessions? Hi - this is my stapler, "Horace" and my lounge chair "Esmerelda".

No, No, No,.... The Recliner is named Rosita, and the TV is Stevie
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I named my horse Meneer Ed, does that count?
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Originally posted by Amish-Selfie Amish-Selfie wrote:

I named my horse Meneer Ed, does that count?
Only if your horse has been returned to you, completed by the taxidermist.
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My mom named only two of her cars. She didn't name her 1978 gold Chevy Camaro, man that was a cool car!
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You bought a new car you named it...  Brad. You loved... Brad. Then after a night of drinking and watching The Dukes of Hazzard you decided to jump brad over the River. Now... Brad is 150 feet underwater and the tow truck driver said He was not about to fool with that crap obviously he said another word besides crap. Thankfully you had Liberty Mutual and so when you get out of the hospital and also get your DUI Charges taken care of you can get a new car. You have already decided to name it... Horatio.
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^LOL!

I almost know the lines by heart, since I've seen it so many damn times!

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Originally posted by crash1984 crash1984 wrote:

You bought a new car you named it...  Brad. You loved... Brad. You have already decided to name it... Horatio.


Heh, guess I'm not the only one who found that pause she adds everytime she says "Brad" a little weird.
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You know, in a way I feel sorry for the actors in these commercials. For them it was just another gig, maybe get some national exposure and get a real acting job. And then BOOM! Little did they know that the ad-demons would get us to hate these people more than Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden combined through their constant barrage of these inane commercials. Now instead of basking in the glow of stardom they are forced to hide in the shadows of disrespect and shame.
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