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    Posted: 01 Sep 2013 at 2:15am

I don't even know.... I have no words for this except what the hell are these writers on? I saw other variants of these things and they're all stupid. I think our clever TV writers need a class in less stupidism and more creativity that's also intelligent. If that cow was in my shower.....I'd be eating T-Bone and sirloin tonight!
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OMG! It's back again!!
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NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Another commercial made it to Sucktropolis
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I've always gotten a kick out of these...and I usually don't like the talking animals thing.
 
 
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I detest that Swagger Jagger song and Cher Loyd as well.
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It looks like they took one of those cows that acted like middle-aged knitting-club ladies and tried to "hip-hopize" it.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

 

I've always gotten a kick out of these...and I usually don't like the talking animals thing.

 

 


Me too...can't explain why, but I laugh whenever I see these ads.
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Originally posted by Whitedog127 Whitedog127 wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

 

I've always gotten a kick out of these...and I usually don't like the talking animals thing.

 

 


Me too...can't explain why, but I laugh whenever I see these ads.


Maybe it's one of those things so stupid that it's funny. I've had those before. Others just leave me completely speechless.
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I'd say it's because they're not really advertising a specific product.
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These commercials go back years.  Here's another recent one---the "Mom Jeans" one.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

 

These commercials go back years.  Here's another recent one---the "Mom Jeans" one.

 


 

 


LOL I get a kick outta that one!

I especially love that "Now about that hair" comment!
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I like this series of ads, particularly this one--I think she's cute!
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Originally posted by bwestfall bwestfall wrote:

I like this series of ads, particularly this one--I think she's cute!
 
I've liked this series of ads for years, but I always thought they might be regional to California.  So I never posted about them.  Finally realized due to an earlier thread that they were being played outside of California.
 
 
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If I had a choice between the singing cow or a Progressive ad the box/Flo, I'll take the singing cow.
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

If I had a choice between the singing cow or a Progressive ad the box/Flo, I'll take the singing cow.


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Wait, that's a real song? Jesus Christ, that's terrible.
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Originally posted by bwestfall bwestfall wrote:

I like this series of ads, particularly this one--I think she's cute!

I agree. The thought of a cow in the shower with a shower cap makes me giggle. "Get - get on the floor!" "Swagger-Jagger, Swagger-Jagger!". Hehehehe
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

If I had a choice between the singing cow or a Progressive ad the box/Flo, I'll take the singing cow.


I'd have to choose the latter here as well. Flo is very outdated, not funny at all, and needs to go. And I still don't get why everything comes in a box. My car insurance policy didn't come in a box. Who the hell thought up that idea?
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

If I had a choice between the singing cow or a Progressive ad the box/Flo, I'll take the singing cow.


Isn't that kind of like deciding between being shot or being hanged?
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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

If I had a choice between the singing cow or a Progressive ad the box/Flo, I'll take the singing cow.


Isn't that kind of like deciding between being shot or being hanged?


Yes
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This commercial is one of the worst. I hate ALL the California cow commercials but this one really takes the cake. Not to mention that obnoxious song gets stuck in my head all day after seeing it. WTF is swagger jagger?! I know what swagger is, but swagger jagger??? I could cut a b*tch.
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By the off chance that this commercial website doesn't make you laugh enough... go check out urban dictionary's definition of swagger jagger. I particularly enjoyed #2 the most. It's a hoot considering how much bashing this song gets :-D
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Well, I'm so out of touch that I had to go look up, "could cut a bitch."
It's not nearly as bad as it sounds.

I thought maybe he was going to go cut a cow
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Well, here's the song.
 
 
 
We're doomed.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

 

Well, here's the song.

 


 

 

We're doomed.

 

 


ENOUGH ENOUGH!!!

God, that song was atrocious, I couldn't last through the whole song!

Whoever thinks that was 'music', has their head shoved up their ass!   
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