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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Oct 2018 at 5:56pm
Today is '2 for the price of 1 Friday'

Dead How you live at work is how you live at home, I guess...and this happened awfully close by, not so mention I *JUST* got back from Food Lion with some Smithfield smoked ham & turkey....so I put extra horseradish sauce on it, which only made my imagination go in a more terrible direction...


And now I guess we gents get to keep our 'Homer Hankies' and are not going to be made to squat for 'Homo Hankies'. We real men get to retain SOME of our dignity, doncha know...
 



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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Today is '2 for the price of 1 Friday'




And now I guess we gents get to keep our 'Homer Hankies' and are not going to be made to squat for 'Homo Hankies'. We real men get to retain SOME of our dignity, doncha know...
 



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Before long, we won't get our manwiches! Tongue


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Oct 2018 at 8:08pm
How much longer until women demand that the word woman/women be stricken from the English language and hereinafter to be known as wepeople?

Or in the singular, woperson?
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Quote Or in the singular, woperson?


Nope, to some that still implies a male connection.

There's a rich collection of slang terms that could be used as replacements, but again, some might see those as derogatory...   Ermm 

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Another MAN SIZED meal!

We live in a crazy world!

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Before long you'll be seeing...



... eventually, it might even get to this point...





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LOLLOL
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ShockedYoung people are SO friggin' stupid - usually more stupid than their parents and a heck of a lot more stupid than their grandparents, doncha know - if they weren't they'd KNOW Granny was senile aaaaaaaaaaand 'packin' heat', not to speak of the basic rule of old peeeps with guns that every mother and father taught their kids - "DON'T mess with them - they don't have much to lose."

Police: 75-year-old woman shot grandson for putting cup of tea on furniture

https://www.wapt.com/article/police-75-year-old-woman-shot-grandson-for-putting-cup-of-tea-on-furniture/24068309

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LOLProof that you CAN go home again, as long as you quit laughing long enough to breathe..


THC-infused genital spray mislabelled as oral product at Ontario Cannabis Store

https://canoe.com/news/weird/thc-infused-genital-spray-mislabelled-as-oral-product-at-ontario-cannabis-store
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There's a distinct possibility that whatever it was sprayed on would end up in someone's mouth anyway, eh?  LOL
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LOLLOLLOL
Everybody has their "OOPS!" moment, doncha know - but this one has to simply hurt the ol'Mule's feelings so much as he was so in love with the Wendy's lassie....but who wasn't? He was simply horny-fingered in his postings.
Wendy's probably took care of it with their corporate tweet, this A.M. when a customer asked for a MEME...sort of seems like having Jimbo rolling in to share some of her 'Garden Salad' and getting a quick 'Frosty', instead. 

"ShockedOhMY! Will you look at the time! I'm SO late for another appointment!"

(with all due respect, ol'friendWink)
https://gizmodo.com/wendys-tweets-and-promptly-deletes-a-very-bad-meme-1790756535
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https://www.odditycentral.com/news/shop-owner-asks-robbers-to-come-back-later-if-they-want-more-money-they-listen-get-arrested.html

Reminds me of the time when I worked at WD, and one of the bagboys got arrested for phoning in bomb threats to the store.  He was calling in the 3rd or 4th one from the payphones outside when the 911 operator asked him to hold because there was another emergency call on the line. He was still holding onto the phone, waiting, when the cop car rolled up a few minutes later...  LOL
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Yes, the kid actually started a fire:


https://www.jconline.com/story/news/crime/2018/10/22/lafayette-student-urinates-outlet-attempt-set-fire-school/1728445002/

Rather lucky (for him, at least) he didn't zap himself into a Darwin Award...
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Antarctica scientist stabbed colleague for spoiling book endings

October 30, 2018 | 2:30pm


Russia's Bellingshausen Station on Antarctica's King George Island.

This is the coldest case ever.

In the first attempted murder ever on the frozen continent of Antarctica, a Russian scientist reportedly snapped and allegedly tried to stab a colleague to death because the victim kept giving away the endings of books.

Sergey Savitsky had been trying to use literature to pass the lonesome months at Bellingshausen Station on King George Island, but his colleague Oleg Beloguzov was making it impossible to enjoy his hobby.

“[He] kept telling [him] the endings of books before he read them,” The Sun reported, citing an unnamed source.

So on Oct. 9, the 55-year-old Savitsky finally had enough and allegedly plunged a kitchen knife into the chest of his 52-year-old tormenter. Part of Beloguzov’s heart was wounded, Russian authorities said.

Beloguzov, a welder, was flown to the nearest hospital, in Chile, where he is expected to survive.

The men previously had spent four frigid years working together at the facility. Officials said that while the reading dispute was the final straw, the close confinement in the camp on remote Antarctica played a role in fueling the attack.

“They are both professional scientists who have been working in our expeditions, spending year-long seasons at the station,” deputy director of the Arctic and Antarctic Research Institute Alexander Klepikov told the Russian news outlet Komsomolskaya Pravda.

“It is down to investigators to figure out what sparked the conflict, but both men are members of our team,” he said.

Savitsky was deported to St. Petersburg, Russia, and charged with attempted murder on Oct. 22, according to Pravda.

Savitsky admitted to the stabbing but claimed he didn’t mean to kill him, the Russian news outlet Nevskie Novosti reported, citing law-enforcement sources.

The station, which was set up by the Soviets in 1968, is located in one of Antarctica’s few mild regions — where winter temperatures hover around a balmy 15 degrees.

Workers can spend time flipping between two Russian TV channels, exercising at a gym — or reading in the research library.

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