Buick - Parasailing Selfie Idiots |
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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Posted: 19 Jan 2020 at 3:03pm |
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This moron.
I am very proud that I have NEVER said "Selfie??" or "Let's get a selfie!" (except in this post - just as an example) |
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Jimbo
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Even worse than the selfie idiots on screen is that gawd damned skin-crawling, pansy-ass music they've adopted for use in all their ads.
Insta mute every time it comes on. |
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Thor
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How weird. Not one interracial couple. How can that be?
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Jimbo
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No same sex couples either.
How dare they?
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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Maybe they should use this song.
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Thor
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Yeah. I just figured one of the couples was transgendered. That would cover it, I think...or am I unenlightened? Maybe I should Google that. |
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Jimbo
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There's a longer version of the parasailing couple where the idiot drops his phone into the ocean then says "Well, at least I locked my Buick".
First of all, he doesn't say "car", he says "Buick". Who talks like that? Who refers to their car by its brand name other than rich snobs who want to rub it in your face that they drive Mercedes Benz's or Rolls Royces? Second of all, if this guy is such a boob that he can't remember to lock his CAR door, then drops his expensive phone into the ocean from 100' in the air, he's the last idiot who should be on a parasail and the chick should have enough sense to not be up there with his dumb ass. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Today's young people are either too lazy or too stupid to... Lock their car when they get out! Parallel park! Start their vehicle when they get in it!
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Thor
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I've noticed that. They even do it on the news. If someone crashes their Honda, they've "crashed their car". If they crash their BMW, they've "crashed their BMW". What...are BMWs not cars? |
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aka ron
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S(YOU)V STFU!! |
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Jimbo
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I guess if it's a third party doing the talking about it, they use the name brand of the car to impress upon the listener that the person wrecked something that cost a huge amount of money that most people can't afford. Any slob can wreck a Honda. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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That's the one. I see that the wording was slightly different than I described it and the chick was the one who commented on the Buick being locked, but the point was the same. Both of them made it a point to say Buick instead of car. Two idiots. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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(Camera cuts to a Buick in a parking lot) The doors are open, the interior is stripped of anything worth stealing, somebody crapped on the driver's seat, and flames are starting to build in the back. We hear a *chirp*chirp* and the Buick's lights flash. A dirty-faced street urchin moves into frame and looks into the camera. He smiles wide, and says: "Too late, bud!" |
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Jimbo
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That kind of reminds me of one of those old Mad Magazine "Scenes We'd Like To See" commercial parodies they used to do... |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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