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    Posted: 27 Jun 2015 at 11:44pm
Two stupid snotty parents telling their kid "oh, you wouldn't like this ice cream." If he wants it, give him a friggin sample you stupid parents! If he likes it, maybe he can have some more at another time, and if he doesn't, he doesn't have to eat it again. Obviously, it looks like dessert time for him anyways...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Donathan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Jun 2015 at 12:50am
I guess selfishly hoarding the Gelato from their child is literally one step better than stealing the Gelato from their child...
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the way she says 'crunchy stuff' reminds me of some other cheesy actress whose name escapes me but its SO annoying
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Jun 2015 at 1:54am

You give kids the crappy stuff---the vanilla/chocolate/strawberry stuff that comes in 5-gallon tubs and which isn't any brand you've ever heard of---and keep the expensive, good stuff for yourself and your friends. Kids can't tell the difference, let alone care. Kids don't need gelato.

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"I'm a grown up". Dead Worst part of that commercial. 
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This commercial seems subtly retro, but I can't put my finger on it.

Also, the background music is awful. What the hell is it supposed to be? At moments it attempts to be porno music, yet at others it's supposed to imply childishness... Terrible.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cocopuff Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Jun 2015 at 7:57am
Originally posted by thedude thedude wrote:

This commercial seems subtly retro, but I can't put my finger on it.

Also, the background music is awful. What the hell is it supposed to be? At moments it attempts to be porno music, yet at others it's supposed to imply childishness... Terrible.


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Originally posted by thedude thedude wrote:

This commercial seems subtly retro, but I can't put my finger on it.

Also, the background music is awful. What the hell is it supposed to be? At moments it attempts to be porno music, yet at others it's supposed to imply childishness... Terrible.
LOL'Imp Child Porn Muszak' - sounds so much worse than 'bad elevator muzak', almost like something that could influence people to do very bad things. Things for which one could arrested and put on some online list for the mentally ill, deranged and otherwise dangerous and socially unacceptable deviants...but we don't like imps, so...it's all good.  
 
Actually, the muzak in the first 5 seconds sounds just like the stuff that invades my dreams on a regular basis. ". I don't mind this commercial so much. 
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Pretty piss-poor parenting. This has been going on for way too long. And to think the kids in that old Sealtest Polar Bar ad had it rough... since when the deuce does gelato have to do with "the birds and the bees"?

I tried it once two summers ago (Chocolate Fudge Truffle, I think it was?) while my parents were tending to my then-hospitalized grandpa in D.C., and, to tell you folks the truth, it was rather yum-my!
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Originally posted by Ian16545 Ian16545 wrote:

Pretty piss-poor parenting. This has been going on for way too long. And to think the kids in that old Sealtest Polar Bar ad had it rough... since when the deuce does gelato have to do with "the birds and the bees"?

I tried it once two summers ago (Chocolate Fudge Truffle, I think it was?) while my parents were tending to my then-hospitalized grandpa in D.C., and, to tell you folks the truth, it was rather yum-my!
 
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Every time I see that kid I want to scream at the parents to read him the book "Go the F*ck to Sleep."
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DKS Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Apr 2016 at 3:02pm
If the parents don't want the kid to have their gelato, why not, you know, be f**king parents and say something like "sorry, you need to be going to bed soon, and don't need sugar this close to bed time".

Or if they insist on trying to make him not want any, why the f**k would they say it has "caramel and crunchy stuff", the same sort of stuff thats in like every candy bar out there, as if that will somehow discourage him? Why not say "it's a health snack, made from milk, spinach, and cabbage". Bet the little rat wouldn't want any of it then...
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its made of PEOPLE Pig
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These parents are TOO damn greedy!

Here's the extended version...

Boy: Can I Have Some?

Mom: No...It's NOT For Kids...Go To Sleep!

Boy: Luckily I Now Have A Cell Phone...I'm Calling Child Services For NOT Sharing!

Dad: Okay...Okay...You Can Have A Taste!
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This commercial is truly annoying.  Not only are the parents selfish in keeping it from their kid, but the kid is annoying as well.  That tone and look!   Personally, I would have told the child he is supposed to be in bed.  Secondly, I would tell him if he would like to try some he may have some BEFORE bedtime the next night.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2017 at 9:57pm
This is funny? Pfffffffft! Puleeazze! Yknow who's really funny? George Carlin!
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Carlin would have told the brat "You expect me to share, like Cosby does with pudding?  f**k you, this is mine.  Go eat sh*t."  LOL
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