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    Posted: 31 Oct 2014 at 11:15pm
Oh God, here we go. I'll be muting this when I see it again! AngryAngry
First Xmas ad I've seen this season...many many more to come.

*In case you are counting, there are still 54 days left until Christmas!  
But never too early to shove the holidays down our throats.





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::scratches Big Lots off list of places to shop because of their damnable pre Thanksgiving Christmas ads::
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Are these the dreaded "deal divas"? Alright, be right back, let me get my gun
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Hashtag Nailing. 
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That dancing heifer makes me want jam nails in my ears.
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Someone needs to "nail" this annoying fat bitch to a cross..
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^  Wait till Easter.  That seems more appropriate.


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Whole lotta nailin' goin on in that ad.

Which is ironic given that she's probably never been nailed herself.

Sure doesn't look it anyway.

And really... what kind of cheap ass does all their Christmas shopping at Big Lots???










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I would do almost anything to not ever see this ad again, or ever go to a Big Lots store. 
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Is this a lost track from that Phil Spector album? Ermm
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Originally posted by SJames SJames wrote:

Is this a lost track from that Phil Spector album? Ermm


If he'd killed the woman in this commercial instead of that blonde babe, he'd have gotten off on justifiable homicide.




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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

If he'd killed the woman in this commercial instead of that blonde babe, he'd have gotten off on justifiable homicide.


He still probably woulda done time just for that hairdo of his.



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Apparently, sometimes prison actually can rehabilitate the guilty.  In this case, I'm not sure if that was good.







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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Whole lotta nailin' goin on in that ad.

Which is ironic given that she's probably never been nailed herself.

Sure doesn't look it anyway.

And really... what kind of cheap ass does all their Christmas shopping at Big Lots???











Um, you know that's Mrs. Claus, right?

Of course she's ben nailed. Where do you think elves come from?
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i'd nail all 3 of them Evil Smile
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Something extremely disturbing about the front woman. 
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Originally posted by MrPink MrPink wrote:

i'd nail all 3 of them Evil Smile
how about nailing their mouths shut?
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Originally posted by peachblossom666 peachblossom666 wrote:


Originally posted by MrPink MrPink wrote:

i'd nail all 3 of themĀ Evil Smile
how about nailing their mouths shut?

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Like I'd really want to go to a party with those harpies bouncing around.
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Ohh look they made a hash tag!



This is ripe for a good SNL parody!!!!
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No question, out of all the commercials I have seen so far this season. This one is the absolute worse! I have a DEEP hatred for these three twits and this f'ing song! 

Target's "Marshmallow" crap is a very close second, especially the latest one with the toys asking "Whatcha Get??!" to some little punk with a gift wrapped box. We never find out what the brat got, it just shows "Free Shipping."
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^ We never found out what the Folgers-drinking brother brought from West Africa as a Xmas present to his Folgers-drinking sister either; she didn't open the box.  Unhappy
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Originally posted by MrPink MrPink wrote:

i'd nail all 3 of them Evil Smile
No.
Just the dark one with the cute smile.
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You mean the woman dressed as an exclamation point? Yeah, those weren't as as bad as the crap they advertise now!
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Originally posted by peachblossom666 peachblossom666 wrote:

^ We never found out what the Folgers-drinking brother brought from West Africa as a Xmas present to his Folgers-drinking sister either; she didn't open the box.  Unhappy

Pestilence, famine and disease.  What else does West Africa have to offer?


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