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Night Light Death Ray
My Pissinary Bladder's Been Shot!
Eureka! I've Found the Vacuum Bags!!!
Barney the Dinosaur's a Pedo
Who Turned those Light Bulbs into Dark Bulbs?
Megabyterapers
Buckets of Calico Halibut
Inverted Polaric Ion Therapists
Sweating Volcano
Urinous Showerhead
♪ Kimm Cardassian ♪
Puttles in His Pittles {sp. intentional}
Excreting Richard Nixon
Sacrificing Ducks to King Neptune
Devouring Our Axillae
Igniting Damselfly Nymphs (larvae) for Christ sakes
♪ We Excrete Our Armpits & Eat George's Bushes ♪
Deodourant Popcycle Bone with Aspirin
Rotting Wheelchair
Purple is Extremely Noisy
Liquid Helicopter
Exploding Lice in my Laundry
Scalding Dog Doodie
The Kitty is Licking Her Kitty
Hairless Wild Boars
Scooby Dooby Doo-Doo!
Two Hundred Cups of Coffee
Urinous f**king Rose Bush
Licking Moose Antlers
Robot Turds
Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane
Java Sweat
TV's Kyle Sucks Big Walrus Cock
Piss You! That Pussy {not 'cat'} Stinks!!!
Carbonated Pet Rats
Volcanic Hirsutism
Exploding Liquid Paper
Automated Light Bulb Destructor
Frozen Walker on a Stick
Fucking Antimatter Fucking Blows
Time Flies like an Arrow...Fag Flies Like Bananas
Unclogging a Toliet with an Alligator
Cats Landing on Saturn
The Cow Jumped Over the Sun
Bloodcurdling Preying Mantids
Sadder than a Witch in a Vacuum Cleaner Factory
Sweeping Up Cockroaches for God Sakes
Encrustulated Milk Jug
Polymer Typewriter Shoes that Sweat
Don't Tell Mom The Tampon's Dead
Riboflavin-Flavoured Yogurt
Satanic HVAC Tech
Tampon Bathysphere
Sentient Young Vomiting Valence
Flattened 'Pepsy' Can
Liquid Plumbr Enema
Milk Has No Penus
Playtex Bathyscape
Liquid Mullet
Battlestar Tampax
Selsun Sultan
Showing a Dildo to a Faggot
Hudson Horstachio is a Piss Ant
Wiping a Booger on Barbara Striesand
Burglars & Scones
Chair Urin8r
Catheters Copulate Noisily
There's No 'I' in 'God'
Cleanax Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Kittens
I Can Shit a Crescent Roll
Drāno Enema
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Diaper Repairman
Chainsaw Enema
Uranated Tampon {note sp.}
Bank Tylenol
Fizzy Toliet
Goodbye Porpoise
Hazardous Redwood
Urinal Explosion
Spazzy Sink
Tampax Astronaut
Blackened Fish Tail
Yak Vomitus
Loud Chair {toilet}
Fishtank on the Floor {toilet}
Terra Cotto Salami
Hardware Make the Dance Foam Urine
Douchebucket
Mr.SnausageSniffer
SpongeBoob HypodermicPants
Stealing a Bag of Cheat-O's {note sp. & intentional misuse of the apostrophe}
Terror Destructor
Shitting Out Krabby Patties for Christ sakes!
Piss Flute
Aural Assault
Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh on the Porch {note sp.}
PHUQ & YR K47 TU!
Studly Collars of H8Red
The Nippular Area
That's MISTER FAGGOT to You & Don't you Forget That!
Douche Bikini
Playtux® Dying® Mittens {a spoof on Playtex® Living® Gloves}
The Boobal Area
Eu de Poontang
We're So Coral!
The Diaper Bandits
Smells Like Nookie
Monkey On Your Penus {sp. intentional}
Tastes Like Piss Ants
The Dead Socks
Peanuts in My Underwear Drawer
Big Ears Like a Ferengi
This Book Light Tastes Like Emesis


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Puppy Mills that Breed Cicadas
The Busted Sissy Sticks
Grasshopper on a Frozen Nitrium Roof
SHY-Oh-Lay
Toa-LYE-It
Where's the Maggots?
Nocturnal Defecation
I Guess Tummz is Temporary
The Seven Year Bitch
Diabeetus {as Willard Brimhole would pronounce it}
Duke is Not a Rat
Perianal Nappy Itch
The TV Tube is Pregnant
Conducting Insulators
Uranated Goldfish {note sp.}
We Aren't Peckerheads!
Triolic Waves of Love
International Corduroy
Uranating on the Machine {note sp.}
Masturbating Tampon Parade
Bookmarking Our Bungholes
Salty Peckerwood
Fire Comes from Firemen
I Am Asshole, Hear Me Roar!
URANAL!!! URANAL!!! {sp. intentional}
Narcoleptic Cereal Bowl
Kissing the Black Gear
Satan's Duotronic Robots
Fixing Your Plate Because It's Broken
Stinks Like Preteen Spirits
Kotex U-Boat
Redwood Solids
Bruce Willis Shooting a Toliet
You Can't Spelll 'TAURINE' Without 'URINE'
Wonder Woman Destroying a Telephone
Eucalyptus Impersonator
Dog Urine Splenic Freeze
Orange Crush Necrosis
The Green Lantern Demolishing a Light Bulb
Naked Supermodel Chunks
Telepathic Piddlehead
C-3PO Lives in my Armpit
Unicorn Fart Pastry
Washing Your Dishes in the Toliet
You're Alligator Stink's {syntax errors intentional}
Tenna Twirl
The Invisible Woman is a Twat!
Leaky Bush Pail
DVDs that Sweat
Wrecked Pussy ≠ Trashed Tabby
Maximum Candiosity to the Sewer Pipe!


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Go Five Light-Femtoseconds and then Hang a Left
He Used to Smoke 9 Packs of "Siggerets" a Day!
Viva Moñitor
HypnoSphere™
What's Wrong With the Kitchen Sync? {note sp.}
Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane into a Chair
Light Meters of Destruction
The Five Horsemen
Lederhosen in Blood-Red
Fire Ants on the Toliet Seat
HypnoTrapezoid™
This Cube is Full of Rage and Scrod!
Camera Micturition
You Can't Spell 'MURINE' Without 'URINE' 
Neocortex Lavage
Satanic Floating Eyeball
The Goldfish are Squeaky
Flushing Moose Antlers Down Toliets
Trance-O-Tron™
Maximum Candiosity to the Shower Curtain
Rhododendron Spiller
Naked Walrus (Leaving a Shit)
The Lubricated Snausages
Babie Fat
Tree Larvae
Myrna the Translucent Cocktail Waitress has Clearly Drank Her Last Boat!
The Douche Song
Sand Mustard
Faggy Phone Thug
The Litterbox Song Song
Femtotubular "F"
Cockroach Resort Suite
Blowing EAROMS for Fun & Profit
Assume the Pole Position™
The Burning Tobacco-Using Firearm
My Poo is Deformed!!!
What's Wrong with my Peanut?!?
The Surfactant is Flat!
That Beer is a Liar
Don't Feed the Squeaky Mouses!
Give that Amish a Douche
Squeaky Porch Clocks
Perhaps the Code is Incorrect
Bad Titmouse!!! Shame on You!!!
♪ Oooo, Certified Honeybuns! ♪
Pasghetti & Meattesticles {sp. intentional}
Horse Pig {mounted police officer}
♪ I Say...Minimum Effort, Maximum Candiosity ♪
Electronic Booger Detector
Shaving with Rusty Gillettes
I'm Not your Superhero!
We Shall Not Speak of this Agane! {sp. intentional}
You Insult Our Ways!
Easy, Stick Boy!


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The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter
Bessie Higgenbottom Looks like a Lezzie
His TC is Too Low
♪ Get Off your High Horse & Come to the Party ♪
Salty Pit Drippings
Make Yourself Invisible
Hard Stool? Try Docusate!
Pat, I'd Like to Buy a Towel!
He Shoots Up Piddle with Clean Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice}
He Eats Pampler's Brand Premenstrual Disposable Diapers!
We Don't Like You
Magical Urine Shower
Anthraxosis
Mr. Krabs Digging Change out of a Toliet
Cactus Nymphs
Revelationarama
Eucalyptus Killer
Eeeee-Bola! {shouted like the guy in the Ricola commercial}
Slower than Sloth sh*t
Wrapping Christmas Water
Burned Replicated Bird Meat
Spectrometer of Doom
Dia-rrh-ea Cha Cha Cha!
Leaving the Lamp Unflushed
We Aren't Greenhorns
Phlushing Lite Bubs Doen Toylets {all words intentionally misspelled}
♪ We're Off to See the Lizard, the Wonderful Lizard of Id! ♪
Bowling for Barium Enemas
Coffee Cups Full of Micturition
Getting a Suntan on Venus
The Shark Attack Broom
Flushing After 3:37am
NO WRONG!!!
Brown Magic (this is what you get when the toilet's flooded!)
Whirlm without a Dream
♪ A Sprinkle a Day, Helps Keep Cooties Away! ♪
Elequis Gives You Equine Teeth!
♪ Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty Black Magic Eraser ♪
Panty Sweat
Dry Cleaner Rescue (hosted by Toliet Taphpher)
Electrochemical Hosebag
Pepsi Bottle Microscopes
The Merferator Light aka. the Unsurefire
Squidward Tortellini
Dr. Pepper Bottle 3-D Glasses
iDon't Go Poo-Poo
Time to Feed the Garbear
Sketchers Tenny Shoes Bite!
Sarah Likes to be Phist Phucked
Kellog's Grab & Stay Cereal Packs
Ahhhhh!!! Right in the Beak!!!
Throwing a Cicada Down a Manhole
Electronic Fishbulb


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Pat, I'd Like to Sell a Vowel
Invisible Sweat
Brick (Shit)house
Table Lamp Emesis
Biochemical Lacrimation
Rotten Dog Odour
Piss Satan
Electromechanical Nerds
Vacuum Nads
Infected Piss Weasel
Penile Gang Member
There's a Rat on the Cat Tree!
Ambien Walrus
Wet Cat Smell
Toothpaste For Dinner...Daily!
Zealotry
Sparking Up a J
Scrambled Afterbirth
Vulcan Thumbf**k
Transfinancial
Eau De Toliet {sp. intentional}
The Toliet Muscles
Pain in the Diodes
Doobie Enuresis
Digeredon't
Eau De Armpit
Warm Carbonated Micturition
Reconstituted Faggots
Powdered Sink
Instant Toliet -- Just Add Mud
Fizzy Dentifrice
The Pail Pale Will Refuse to Take Out the Refuse Because the Reign Starts to Rain (note intentional misuse of homophones & allophones)
Hooray for Asphalt!
Nair Alibi
Mayonnaise Hardon
Broken Ketchup
Pre-Menstrual Mustard Yellows
Green Jello Rulz!!!
Deodouriser Hummingbirdbone with Aleve
Taking a Plop in the Punchbowl


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Piñator is a Fucking Balloon for Christ Sakes!
That Pizza is Brie
Urin8r Destroyr
Who's the Unsub?
The San Juaquin Valley Urinator Strikes Again
Tennis, Antibody?
Chromodynamic Geeks
Axe Anticavity Douche
♪ Call the Tax Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain! ♪
There's a Dead, Dead Helicopter...You Can Smell It With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Neodyne Nerds
Toliet Manibusdick (John Hancock)
Carburetor Sweat
The Potheads (pronounced, "poa'THEEDS")
The Potheads (pronounced, "POT'heads")
Shoo Majick
The Flowers are Sunny
Battling a Nasty PTI
Plush Bombs
Fembot Sweat
Togemon's Needle Spray will Hospitalise You!
Cat in a Warm Cardboard Box
Uranated Lawn Gnome (note sp.)
Add 6 Cups of Lye
Antelope Sweat
Mad Dog 20/20 Disease
Pissed-Off Basketballs
Pissed-On Bubblegum
Kyubimon's a Lezzy!
Climbing Into the Dustcart from Hell
Yes, We Have No Firearms
Cleaning Your Dentures in the Toliet
Barking at Saturn
Poopy, POOPY Paper Towels
The Cheerios Bee is So So Queer, You Can Smell It While You Steer!
Why Isn't Q-Ball a Faggot?
♪ No Bear Bear Stop Peeing On My Socks! ♪
What's Up with the Vinculum?
Puppy Sweat
The Dingleberries 
That Marinator is So So Filthy, You Can Hear it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Jell-O Creamatory
There's a Poopy Poopy Litterbox, You Can Hear It With Your Socks
Butt Sandwich Heiney
Phat Phree Toliet {all words intentionally misspelled}
WASTOIDS -- The Curiously Urinous Mints
Asshole Chair
Vengeance Metal
Saturn on Hell
Tastes Like Sweat Cream Cheeze
There's a Dead, Dead Battery...You Can Hear it With Your Flattery!
♪ Who Lives in a Whizzer Inside the Abyss? (SpermBoob PeePants) ♪
♪ Who's Uranated and Soaked with Cat Piss? (SpermBoob PeePants) ♪
Stop Fucking My Microwave or Subcommander Pikachu will Flush Your Toliet!
Pig Benis
Rig Bubber
Batteries from Hell
The Guy who Wrote the Song
Being Piddled-Off and Breaking a Broom
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Mechanically Seperated Chicken
Antiproton Soup
Instant Nonphat Urinal -- Just Add Piss!
57 Maggots


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Neutron Hosebag
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Stop Pooping in My Fireplace or Subcommander Antilepton will Barf in Your Salad
Secondary Hull Lavage
Duct Tape Doesn't Fix a Damn Thing!
The Uranated Coffee Mugs (note sp.)
The Enterprise is So So White, You Can Hear it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Dying Rose Bush Lactation
Envelope Emesis
Hooplah! Hooplah! Hoo*SPLAT!!!*
PISS YOU!!! There's a Dead Mouse Behind the Wall
Free Cockroaches!
Pecker Pecker Eggplant Flecker
Piss Cauliflower
Velvet Asshaberdasher
Stop Ejaculating Into My Milk Jug or Captain Tachyon will Pee In Your Armpits
Shampiss Shampiddle Shampee Shampotty Shampoo!
Cardiac Cuttlege
Sweeping the Ceiling
Cleanax Micturition
You're Orange Julius Stink's {syntax errors intentional}
Arrested Java Shampoo
Muttonchops from Heaven
Cleaning Toliet Sludge Off the Chandelier
Mopping the Dishwasher
Vaccuming the Fishtank
Trump is a Douchenoozle
Waxing the Lawn
The Rascalators
Ironing the Toliet
Kilauea and the Fourteen Fissures
Shampooing a Giraffe
Stop Ironing My Socks or Lance Corporal Antilepton will Puke in Your Shirt Drawer
Being a Wascally Widdle Wascal!
?OVERFLOW OF THE TOLIET  ERROR {sp. intentional}
Dry Cleaning Our Prefrontal Lobes
Smell Ya Later Computator!
Stop Desecrating My Underwear or Subcommander Antimuon will Ejaculate into Your Laundry Basket
Uranating a Fireplace {sp. intentional}
Shampooing the Toliet
Force-Feeding Cigarette Stubs to a Dustbin
Kicking Candelabras Off the Ceiling
Setting Fire to Cicadas for Satan Sakes
Maximum Candiosity to the Pulse Laser!
Foul Cerebrum Odour
Extinguishing Smudge Pots for Christ Sakes
Hairy Nutsack Explosion
The Big Yucking Fucky Piss Stain Band
Stop Vacuuming the Toliet or Subcommander Pothead will Ignite Your Silverware Drawer
The Greenhorns are Squeaky
♪ They Call Me Dilute Urine! ♪ (quite rightly)
Mopping a Moose
Piss You what's that Horrible Smell?!? O never mind, it's just the lightswitch
Flushing Your Sin Sticks Down to Hell
Fawn on a Cold Talgonite Ceiling
Paricium is some High-Tech Shit
The Cat Tree's Passing Micturition Again
Rusty Vacuum Cleaner Bag
Stop Flushing My Dishwasher or Captain Antipikachu will Throw Away Your Salad Tongs
Sandwiches Clogging Up the Fireplace
That Pot Pipe has So Much Resin You Can Feel It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Eating Sandy Duncan's Boobs
Washing Dirty Ashtrays Over the Garbage Compactor


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Rubbin' Uglies
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Over There's a Pretty Cat. You can Smell it Where You Shat.
There's a Dog Fece on the Cat Tree!
Gee Your Hair Smells like Tarantula Pee!
Piss Ants "Я" Us
Bad Titmouse! Shame On You!
Bowl of Cheerios with Water Instead of Milk
These Train Tracks Smell like Snausages
Defecating into a Wheelie Bin
Eating Soup with Molten Spoons
Leaving Lighters Out in the Pail Moonlight {misuse of homophone intentional)
♪ Santa Clause is Going...to Shit! ♪
Disinfecting Our Praying Mantis Nymphs
The Papasan is an Asshaberdasher
Igniting Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Satan Sakes
Douching Out the Dryer with Whitewash
Over There's a Poopy Diaper; You Can Feel It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Mopping the Chandelier
Shooing Away Hummingbird Moths for Pete Sakes
Hairy Panties
Canon Coolpix Cameras are Brie
Windows XP -- Are You Shitting Me?
Drink like the Cleaning Lady Does...Directly from the Chlorox Jug!
The Destitution of Smaug
Ignorance of the Flowerpot
Smells Like Burning Plastic
Using Only ½ a Cup of Regular Bleach
-17° and No Air Conditioning
Rat Squished by a Hide-A-Bed
Santa Clause Leaving a Shit Down a Chimmney
Toxic Fireplace Syndrome
Hosing Down a Dipsty Dumpster with a Shotgun
Poisonous Lederhosen in Orange
Burning Cigarette Stubs Melting a Wax Wall Uranator {sp. intentional}
Bathing in Warm Doormouse Poddy
Peach Pit Stenosis
Girls Don't Got Rythm
Cat Piss Fever
♪ Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! ♪
Flipping Satin the Birdie {sp. intentional}
I 8 PP
Stop Shooting My Stove or Subcommander Testicle will Flush Away Your Dinner Forks
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Cardiac Uranation {sp. intentional}
Over There's a Diet Pepsi; You Can Hear It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Your Nose is Bleeding; Better See a Gynaecologist!
Putting New Satan Sheets on the Bed {sp. intentional}
Pedophiles are Brie
Smoke Like a Chimney
Rat Piddle Hyperthermia
Lighting M80s and Throwing Them into Sinks
Pecker Pecker Pumpkin Wrecker
Vaccum Cleaners Clogged with Rat Fur
Hydrofluoric Acid Douche
Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh Under the Mailbox {sp. intentional}
Sweat Farm


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Air Freshener Baleen with Viagra
Tarantula Hawk(eye) Pierce
I'll Have the Poo Poo Platter!
The Dog's Bollocks have Popped
That F'ing Thing is a Groundplane, Not an Airplane!
Panda Bear Lacrimation
Being Lavished with Tittty Tisses
Over There's a Dr. Pepper; You Can Smell It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Going to Pick Up Bread at the Sweat Shop
Having a Nice Warm Aqua Regia Enema
Narrow++
Stepping in Cricket Doody
Hot Mud from the Bathtub Spigot
Kicking Over Water Heaters for Christ Sakes
Top Ticking the Titty Tat!
Is it Kleanex or Cleenax?
(Tree) Bucket of Concrete
Rat Poopie in the Marinal Chamber
Satin is Cute
Corporal Antilepton Sysops
Deodourant Ice Cream Bone with Aleve
Bush Pail
The Comfort Blanket is Micturating
Platypus on a Frozen Neon Roof
It's the Nitrium, Not the Nitrium!
Yes, We Have No Cantaloupes
Plutonium Bowling Ball Cores of Crystallised Spittle
Being Booted Off the Blunderbus
Being Two Egg Rolls Short of a Poo-Poo Platter
Bathing in Hot Polar Bear Poddy
Using a Busted Chair as a Coatrack
Bust a Cap in Your Socks
Disposing of Shittake Toadstools
Dew the Do!
Carbonated Beetles
Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant

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Soggy Slippers
Mirror,,rorriM
Stormtrooper Cum Laude {pronounced "kumm lodd"}
Invasion of the Body Crabs
Mouldy Teeth
Piss Bottle Bomber
Vacuum Bag Infection
Vomitorium
The Band-AIDS
Napalm Christmas Tree
Sweaty Showerhead
Phist Phuck Phun
Sunny Botulism
Syringe Licker
Toliet Tank Defecator
Hooked on Cryonics
Foooo-Luuuush!
The Rat's Asses
PHUQ2
Faggot Moose {The sysop of a BBS I logged onto in the early-1990s added this to the "Sysop Comments" field of my account}
Piano Turd Burglars
Piss Christ
Sewer Pickle
Wet Dog Smell
Assimilated Nanites
Blaze of Gory
Kervorkian's Satanic Death Robots
Cock-a-doodle DOO DOO
Phat Urinator
Ronco Rotisserie Victims
Seat Up Or Down?
The Amazing Plastic Toliet Band
Accordion Destructors
Slashing Bus Seats
Rage Against the Answering Machine
Polly's Got Anthrax
Sanitised for Your Protection
Toxic Wheelchair
Elvis' Favourite Enema
Thorny Jesus Houseplant
Nicofool
Talking Bomb
Scrotum Driver
Rusty Walker
Sunflower Sperm
3D Toliet Tank
Massengator
Broomstick Douchewads
Porta-Potty
Phoot Phetish
Flushlight
Twilight Nerds
Stomp Your Hands and Clap Your Feet
Moonshine Dildo
Shitbowl
Spazbag
Magical Poo Shower
Radiance of the Commode


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Spermbag Roundpants
Dark Bulbs
Ding Dong, The Toliet's Dead!
Faggot Sweat
Overkilljoy
Gamma Puking Force
Mouldy Phishes
Fear The Toliet
The Dirty Diaper Stompers
Ratgut
Sodium Sniffer
Guitar Mutilator
Healthy Hosebags
Fabulous Fartbags
Toliet! Toliet!!! {sp. intentional}
Huffing Liquid Neon
Vacuum Bag Urinator
Bong Warriors
Mouse Poop Gun
Black Hole in One or Two
3-In-1 Bullshit Detector
Musical Rat Fur
Counterfucker
Massenguillotine
Urinal Straw
Depending On Depends
Walk Of Shame
Shit in the Shower and Stomp it Down the Drain
Dog Water
Iced Doormat
The Bagless Condoms
Vacuum Fat
Hate Mail Enema
Flushing After Midnight
Stepping on Insulators
Dead Pepsi Wench
The Sink is Your Toliet
The Mighty Pisstones
Saliva Spool
Nieu Dunce
Bust a Cap in Your Nightlight
Poontang Heroes
Brooz Crooz
The Decaffeinated Stoplights
Gangsta Masta Batas
Cumseat Ejectors
Testicular Atrophy
The Lost Souls of NASCAR
Shotgun Enema 
Underarm Micturition 
Taillight Pacifists 
Hoof & Mouth Kitty Litter 
Pussywhipped Aspirin 
The Unflushed Urinators 
Tampax in Tampa 
The USB Urinal Mints 
The Vacuum Pricks 
Sleeping in Cat Urine 
Packaged Rebellion
Sunflower Feces 
Urine Potato 
Electric Harley House of Hate 
The Busted Urinators 
Toliets Kicked Off the Wall 
Sunflower Urine 
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Brocolli Aspirin 
Green Jello Bites 
Testes Smashed with a Ball Peen Hammer 
He's Got...Pooooo-Pooooo 
The Bear Went Over the Mountain 
Mountain Doo-Doo 
Stomp 2,458,770 
Tripping on Extacy 
The Pee Bottle Bombers 
RepHresh This! 
The Busted Light Bulbs 
Tampons + 18-Wheelers 
I've Got Poo-Poo On My Shoe 
Hairdryers In Toliets 
That's My Rat, Give Me Back its Ass!
Terrifying Tinky Winky
The Overflowing Airsickness Bags
Telephone Spam
Smells like Burning Poo
Chrysanthemum Perspiration
Cardiac Perspiration 
Armpit Rainbows
Risk of Fecal Injury
Liver Perspiration 
There Ought to be a Law 
Bloody Dentures 
Urine Broccoli 
Daisy Cum 
What's that Smell? 
Cellular Micturition 
Cephalic Odour 
Hillbilly Snatch 
The Rat Pellets 
Punk Piss
Boob Pus 
Solar Powered Flashlight 
Sticky Lamp 
Rose Thorn Insemination 
Urine Jesus 
Afterbirth on Toast (that's pizza!)
Instant Microwave Poo 
The Mouldy Flashlights 
Rhino Clit
Electrodynamic Nerds
Garbage Mouth 
Toliet Tongue 
Sewer Mouth 
Sewer Chute
Urinator Cum Laude (pronounced "kumm lodd")
Slutty Neon Sign 
Password to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
That's the Answer 
"Y" is Not Really a Bowel - EVER!!! 
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Cinnamon Toast Feces 
Plad to the Bone 
Speedlightpee
Electrourinalysis
Crunchy Rat Poo
Gee, Your Hair Smells Shitty!!!
Sperm Urination
Cannibal Wedding 
Canadian Fries
Making Whoopie with My Whoopie Cushion
Chewing Gum Under the Urinator
The Ultimate Defecator
31,054,500 Points of Hate 
Ejection Toliet Seat
My Job: The Dish Doucher 
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Urine Polka-Dot Bikinis 
Helicopter with Wings 
Ding Dong, the Sink is Dead
The .38 Lights
Gee, Your Hair Pisses Me Off!
I'm Eighteen (And I Hate It!
Submarine Screen Doors 
Ding Dong, the Urinator's Flooded 
Mini-Wheat Cinnamon Prick 
The Boob Toobs 
AC/BC/CC/DC 
Here a Fece, There a Fece, Everywhere a Fee-See!!!
?ILLEGAL BICUSPID ERROR IN 64738


Hey hey hey!!! Fat Albert is Kicking Your Ass!!! 
Marshmallow Baseball Bats 
The Exposed Plutonium Cores of Broken Bowling Balls
Dirty Washingmachines 
Eating Cereal out of the Toylet Bowl 
Suicide-Resistant Urinator/Drinking Fountain 
The Phoenix is Not Warp-Capable 
Zefram Cochrane is a Fraud
Chrysanthemum Micturition 
The Brown Team 
Tongue Cheese 
Phillips Screwdriver Enema 
Hammer Nads 
The ISA Urinator Deodouriser Cakes 
Lingo-O-NO!!! 
CW (Charles Woolery) 
What Can Feces Do for You? 
Highway Flare Perspiration 
The Magic Toaster 
Airplane Pee 
Massengill brand Post-Mailbox Disposable Douches 
Sidewalk Poo 
Hamster Puke 
Pretty in Pre-Menstrual Princess Pink 
Phideaux's Kidney Odour 
Begin Round 2,458,770 
We Took the Little Test 
Molly is Phun to Buttphuck! {sp. intentional}
Snap! Crackle!! Pop!!! 
Free Testicular Meter 
Women Want MORE Than All 
Frozen Urine Popcycle 
Shitting from the Brain 
Co-Co-Co-Co-Pilots 
Reach In & Get Yourself a Testicle
Tater Tot Diapers
Constipated Labia 
King Kong Krunch 
Wall Cabinet Bungalow 
Cheerio-NO!!! 
Breakfast Under the Wharf 
Tunneling Neutrino Beam
Ding Dong What's Wrong with the Toliet? 
O NOOOOO!!! NOT NADS!!! 


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{Spoken like the muppet Elmo} Who Wants to Die?
Headlamp Hangover 
A Beautiful Whammy 
Unflushed Desk Lamp 
Cotton Pencil 
Laser Urine 
Beating Off in Baghdad 
Out To Lunchtime 
Wrecking Ball Masturbator 
Hunt It Down & Kill It 
Helium Neon Laser Potluck
I Love Commercials...NOT!!! 
The Jenny Craig Christmas Catalogue
I'll Have a Screwdriver...No, a Phillips Screwdriver 
Semicolon in Your Colon 
Snake Sweat 
3-in-1 Polygrip Test
Have You Called Jenny Yet? 
Sally Jesse Raphael's Boot Camp Punks 
♪ It's The Most Wonderful Time...Of The Turtles! ♪
Chickenshit Feces
Teenaged Tunneling Ninja Mutants 
Digimon: Digital Monstrosities
You've Got Enemail!!!
Drinking Massengill Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douches 
Lips Sewn to Assholes
You Can Edit Your Dog Water
Mouldy Sewer Pickle 
Phear the Toliet 
The Grim Reaper Sucks Ass 
Sewer Truck Shenannigans 
Bullet Flashlight
We Eat Frozen Fleet Brand Disposable Enemas
The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Tubloidial Buttsnoipes 
Unholy Water 
The Phlushed Phlashlights  
Micturition Apple 
Wastoids 
Pizza Back 
Diet Rong Unpure Zero {note sp.
Rhymes with Orange 
Wallet Clog Snake
Chainsaw Douche 
Cat on a Cold Uranium Roof 
Fistful of Metal Enema 
♪ Kirby, Kirby, Kirby He's Not the Star of the Show! ♪
The Atomic Testing Ground Punks 
Got Battery Acid? 
"Vaccuummnne" Balls {sp. intentional}
Paper Dog
Cotton Horse 
Rubik's Sphere 
Global Cooling 
Nasonex...Day or Day! 


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My Cat Neelix 
Preying Mantis {note sp.}
Insert Slug to Play 
1 Slug 1 Credit 
Game Not Over 
White Dhalias 
Moose-Lite Bulbs 
Whale Sperm
Just Hose Me Down!!! 
Cat666 Satanic Network Cable 
Dick Cup 
ROG (Ride On Goons
SpectraSweet 
Flight Mistress
Non-Atomic Battery 
Accordion Pythons 
King FFF 
We Are The Dumbasses...You Will Be Asslaminated...Resistors Are Fertile!!! 
Fleming Valve Destructors 
Wall Bins that Look Like Blue Urinators
Acid Cat 
Mouse Mat Mayhem 
Flowers in the Dustbin 
Horse on the Bed 
Carpet Dog 
Redhouse
Minimum Dave 
Dyslectics Untie 
Boner X-Ray 
Fetal Matter 
No Money Back Guarantee 
Polly Wants Anthrax 
The Dead Toliets 
The Live Milkmen 
Maddest Max at Thunderflush 
Broken Wheelchair 
♪ There Was a Cat who Had a Name and Puffy Was His Name-O ♪
Retaliation of the Fembots 
The Winking Smilies 
Family Non-Matters 
Johnson Aircraft
The Pee Spuds 
Folding Locksyrup Waffle 
He Thinks TV is a Disease 
The Smith Family Enemas
I've Got Pee Pee On My Shoe 
Purple H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws  
Cartoon People 
LED Message Cock 
LED = Light Emitting Dude 
Transporters MicroScream Star Flyer
Transom Splatter 
Milkdud Sweat 
The Swiffer Swappers 
♪ Who Was Evil, Who Was Five? ♪
Shovel Your Conscience Into the Grave 
The Hershey Squirts 
Trucktoad Deadbeat 
Desk Lamp Salivation 
The Sloan Urinator Spuds 
SpectraSour 
Cameras With Busted Lenses 
Asparagus Micturition 
Joey, Joey Get Me Some Massengill
The Rubber Band 
Paper Toliets 
Red Ryder in Siam 
Bad Band Names (Made-Up
Plutonium Pencil Lead 
Left-Footed Scissors 
Knives in the Garden 
Terrifying Telephone Tubas 
Paper Cut Amputation 
Altoids - The Diarrhea Giving Mints 
Green Eggs & Spam
Dog Water Balloons 
The Busted Condoms 
Did Did Did Did You Hear the Falling Bombs?
Ketchup Sprinklers 
Satan's Horseradish
What's Wrong With My Poo? 


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The Milky Urinators
Why Is My Pee Green? 
Busted Pills in a Bottle 
Not Unsanitised for Your Unprotection 
The ISA Turd Burglars 
PISS ON, PISS GRASSHOPPER!!! 
Toliet Eggs 
{Vulgar Slang Term for Vagina} (yes, that phrase and not "pussy"
The Vitamin B4 Caplets are Tainted
The Groggy Milkwomen
Apple Sweat 
The "Hoo Phlung Pu" Band 
Tape Measure Defecation 
Toyletta 
Airplane Pee 
Slashing Truck Seats 
Dr. Pecker 
Digital Cameras with Faulty Photoflashes 
The MRI Jerkoffs 
Lighting & Death Appliance 
The Euro-Pro Bagged Cylindrical Tuna
Who Left the Toliet Unflushed? 
Blue Clues!!! 
Vinegar & Water Dressing 
The Blown Rubbers 
Leaving the Iron On 
2-Litre Bottle of Pop Rocks
A Summer's Eve in Massengill
Chainsaw Micturtion 
Ensign Wildman's Baby is Sick 
Holographic Doctor Doolittle 
Paper Screen TVs 
That Class M Planet is a Booby Trap!!! 
The MassenGators 
Sea Lion "Lite" Bulb 
Please Smoke in the Elevators 
Large Intestine Perspiration 
Kidney Flatulence 
Flat Tyre Orgasm 
The Clay Oragami Stools
Thyme Hookah Pipe 
Don't Flush, the Garden Hose is Flooded!!! 
Christmas Dark Bulb Strands 
Temporal Tape 
Uranate in the Coffeepot
The Cat Shat in My Shoes! 
KumKast Kable 
Remote Controlled Turds 
Fire Hydrant Uranation 
The Dog with the Flog 
Butchered Baby's Intestines
Purina Rat Chow...Chow Chow Chow!!!
Water Huffer 
Urine Tylenol 
Vaccuummnne 
Bathtub Vitamins 
Rubik's Puke 
Mailbox Enema 
The Doosh Crew 
Bagless Vacuum Bags 
The Poop Chute Vandals 


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Antelope Micturition
Cauliflower Sweat
Tablet PC Bulemia
Telephone Diuresis
Would You Like Bungwipe with That? 
Paper Sink 
Snuggles Toliet Bear 
Kowabunga Dudette!!! 
Frownies, Not Smilies 
Toliet Turd Trap 
Telstar Telegraph Set 
Puke Green Traffic Cones 
F(l)at Tyre 
Urine Vited 
Shattered Mirror 
Honey, Grab Me the Plunger!!! 
O o, the Toliet's Flooded!!! 
Washingmachinemouth 
Boob Toob Clitoris 
Mirapex Makes You Gamble 
21st Century Uninsurance 
Who Wants a Bloodbath? 
Vaginal Enema Sluts 
The Baby Asked You for a Diaper, Mr. Pee-Pee Poo-Poo Pants! 
Chain Link Fence Micturition
Skull & X-Bones 
Roger Dodger 
Toliet Sweat 
Catalouge of Amenities in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws  
Cell Phone Spam 
Nightlight Antiperspirant 
That Stupid Cheerios Bee is Clogging the Toliet Again 
Thiss Sentense iz Pruufred! 
Helicopter Urine 
Think They're Sweating? 
Bubble Twine 
Spermjohn Ovalpants 
The Lockblade Frogs 
There's a Urinator Mint in My Throat 
Gerber Folding Baby Food
Gangster Nightlight 
Light Bulb Nerds 
Pokemon Pokedad 
Semen Whale 
Rozarem is Speed!!! 
Pop Rocks Feces 
Musical Electric Chairs 
Liquid Helium Wheelchair 
LOX and Cream Sperm 
Rubik's Cube Fart 
Stinky Cat Box Odour 
Get In the Pool of Jello 
Carpet to Carpet Walling 
1:37 to Midnight 
The Dog Kilogram 
Rat Kennel
Kervorkian's Satanic Destructors 
Maternity Test Results 
Toad Stool Pigeon 
We've Pitted Out! 
The Overheated Spatulas 
O o, the Urinator's Unflushed! 
The Flaming Pepsi Blockheads 
I, FAGGOT!!! 
Polygrip Test Results 
Bally's Leather Hoar 


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Men Without Fugly Hats 
Men Without Jobs 
Cesspool Idiot 
Pteradactyl Light Bulbs 
Jerry Springer's Loose on Campus!!! 
The Tight Cannons 
Unloaded Gun...*BANG BANG!!!* 
Shimmering Urine 
Incandescent Feces 
Magnificent Armpit Sweat 
Ding Dong Doily 
Khatty Kathy
Drink Piss & Sperm @ The Cum Bar 
Cesswimming Pool 
Kee Ki Ko Kum!!! 
TAP FOOT FOR BJ 
Bloody Q-Tips Floating in the Toliet
It's the Rotten Apple from Apple Jacks!!! 
Give Me Your Blood and Urine Please
Texas Hold Up 
Geico Gecko Dead in the Toliet 
Gimme Your Sebum Please 
Dropping a Toadstool 
Ding Dong the Doorbell's Busted! 
Scrubbing Bubble Death 
Crash Course in Brane Surgery
Independence Day of Rest 
Forgive Me Father For I Have Committed Flatulence 
Crying Tears of Coffee 
Pop That Zit on My Bunghole 
Cum Guzzling Guttersluts 
Updates are Not Ready for Your Computer 
The Fry Brain Train 
The Muck Truck 
Bells On My Pinkies 
Kaspersky Overload!
Balls to the Hall 
Crunchatise This, Asswipe!!! 
Cap'n Soggy 
Spachela H8red 
My Lil' Defecator 
Urine Laser 
Sitting on Frozen Neon 
Wall Flatulence Unit 
Vault 1,053,000 
Pancake Turner Feast 
Bubbleope of Nitrogen Dioxide 
Fluorescent Tube Whores
Maynard, and Poopy, They're Both Good Names
One Teaspoon of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
The Sun is a Giant Fission Reactor...NOT!!! 
Tongue Paper Cuts from Licking Toads 
Pimp Your Sink 
Just Shoot Me...No Really!!! 
Star Track Marks 
Toliet Tissue Sandpaper 
Time For Your Meds, Maynard!
♪ Iggy, and Gurdie, they're Both Insane! ♪
Merferator Police
The Tanqueray Faggots
Tears for Queers


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Preparation-H Bunghomos
The Turd Burglars
Kandiosity Kweens
Faggy Cheerios
The Smashed Urinator Deodouriser Cakes 
It's a Chair...With Wheels!!! 
Cellular Telephone Defecation 
Excessive Bladder Perspiration 
Halitosis of the Spleen 
Coffee Cup Full of Urine 
Toliet Keyboard 
Clogged Magazine 
Cat Hairball Enema 
Ikkakumon Is a Queer 
Renamon is a Lezzy 
O no!!! Not With a Knife!!! 
Soda Fountain Rectangular Jerks 
Potato Salad Diarrhea 
Tonight...Solid Perspiration Goes Boom!
GSN's 24-Hour Happy Hour 
Bunghole Alarm Clock 
Sand Dollar Toliet Tissue 
Vaginal Keyhole 
Testicular Diarrhea 
Land of Bagpipes 
Accordion Mutilators 
Electric Guitar Destructors 
Bongo Drum Cornholios 
I Need Pee-Pee for my Bunghole 
The Zester Farts 
Vaya Con Bungholio 
Micro Testicular Clips
Pet Blinker Lead Weights 
Pop That Balloon Like a Zit 
Dental Carriers 
Cat on a Cold Soft Bed 
The Velveeta Sluts 
Scrotal Aspirin 
Photochop 
Five Year Beard Clippings
Uranation {note sp.} Tomato 
Toliet Spud Valve 
Greasy Book
Dog On a Warm Plutonium Roof 
Barium Douche 
Gadolinium Enema 
Radium Douchema 
Mouldy Houseplant 
The Frowning Graemlins 
The Mouse Pound 
Cutting Off Boobs 
House Rat 


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Victor Humongous 
Sally Jessy Raphael's a Douchebag 
Ribbon Cable Torture Device
Enemabag!!! 
Stilleto Heels of Death 
Drag Queen Victoria 
Prom King of Spades 
Dillhole!!! 
Dickweed!!! 
Boob Tube Augmentation 
The Rat Hairballs
"Thuh" "Doosh" "Krew"
Cathy Withakay
Buzz Saw Perspiration 
Springfield Enema Academy 
Officer Smudgepot 
Police Candiosity 
Super Sour Butter 
K9 Disadvantix 
Santa's Little Harmer 
Catch Me if you Can, Little Bow Wow! 
Ziplock Storage Vacuums 
Pledge of Satanism
Uranated Cat Wee 
Springfield Crime Spree 
My Own Dog Bit Me 
Telephone Spermicide 
Porch Light Potty
Covered In Camel Wee 
Rocket Micturition 
Folding Broccoli 
Sticky Doorknob 
Greasy Axe Handles 
Twelve is the Unluckiest Number
My Best Friend's Midget is a Midget 
Test Target Insanity 
Phideaux's Noo Shooz 
Patio Puke 
STOP OR I'LL FLUSH!!!  


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Hydrogenated Flashlight 
Corn Poop 
Heinz 31,054,500 
Windex for the Elderly 
Stop-Phone 
Victorian Flea Collar 
OD on Baking Soda 
The Swimming Nuns 
Compass Jizz 
Scissors Enema 
Church in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws  
Battery Poo 
The Evalyn Woodhead Slow-Reading Program 
Drowning Suit
Geritol for Infants 
Burned Out Dark Bulbs 
If a Tree Falls in the Forest, Does Anybody Smell It? 
Barney the Purple Toliet Dinosaur 
Ronco Barney Slicers 
Baby Bop Broke Barney's Ant Farm 
Open -- for 1.47µS (microseconds
Wet Camel Smell 
Dry Dog Smell 
Concentrated Blue Whale Feces 
Shotgun Drippings 
"Wal"-"Mowntid" "Porselen" "Urenater" {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt}
Carpet Halitosis 
Shooting (of a) Star 
Closed Forever 
Rubik's Octagon
Tinkertoys for the Elderly
Little Zip Lock Bags of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Solar Cellulitis
Smoking By People Who Have To Go #2 May Result In Fecal Injury
Drain Bamage
Lunar Eclipse of the Small Intestine
Plastic Urinal Micturition
Acute Cellular Mitosis
Xenon Hexafluorane
Chronic Liver Defecation
Arbor Mist (Tree Sweat)
Sierra Mist (Mountain Sweat)
Deer Bacon
Magma Sprinkler
Dixie Cup of Hot Hydrogen Pentoxide
Wet Tire Smell
Subterranean Enuresis 
Cyclops - The Bounty Hunter 
Sweat Pee 
Sweatheart 
Thrown Brick Drive-Through 
Sears Big Book of Toliet Paper 
Hot Sunflower Sebum 
A Hundred Bucks for Your Thoughts 
Little Fuschia Book 
Jesus is Coming...and Boy is He Pissed 
Fifth Down!!! 
The Toliet Museum 
Hall of Urinators 
Light Saber Cum Laude 
I'll Have Some Coffee with My Sugar 
Booger Queen 
Diary King 
This Water Requires 45 to 90 Days to Harden 
O O the Cat Got Away!!! 
This Is Not an Exit 
Metal Thrashing Pissed 
Thank You for Not Flushing 
Howling Furies 
Hang Your Pants on a Telephone Wire 
DMM for Measuring Love & H8red 
Used Douche in a Phone Booth 
This is Not a Robbery!!! 
S.O.S. (Shit On the Shingles) 
Mayday!!! Juneday!!! Julyday!!!
Jebediah Springfield Sounded like a Queer 
Rusty Scissors 
Card Sharks from Heaven 
It's OK to Tell a Lie if You Have Your Fingers Crossed


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Obtaining Spectrographic Analyses of Dark Matter 
Dinner Plate-Sized Armpit Puddles 
Yes, We Have No Radios 
The Snuggles Dryer Bear is Stinky!!! 
The Lamisil Dermatophytes 
Weight Watchers Diet Milkshake 
Toe Jam 
Big Bet 
Small Fried Douche Bottles 
Pennies from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Mannitol for Teenagers 
Saccharin is Good for You! 
Marry Poppins' Umbrella Orbited Jupiter 
Preparation-A Asteroid Reliever 
Edith Bunker Plays the Tromboner 
Spanking the Gorilla
Candelabra Punishment 
Quantum Phase Inhibitor 
Running Over Busted Beer Bottles 
Tweezee is Hardee 
3,000,000,000 Times Faster than Ordinary Tweezers 
Hale Bopp Crashes Into Neptune 
M-Joi Hair Growth Enhancer 
Underwatered Christmas Lights 
Spectroscopy of a Black Hole 
Remote Controlled Diahhrea 
Phoam Head Phred 
The Price Is Wrong, Bitch!!! 
Rat on an Incandescent Tungsten Roof
The Masturbating Jaguars 
Rat Penises 
Iguana Vaginas 
Scrotal Boogers 
Excessive Bladder Fluoridation 
Knee Jerkoff Reaction 
Coffee Cups with Penile Handles 
Innover 24/7/365/366 
13:59 
The Dishdoucher's Flooded
Tarantuala Pee 
The Urinous Rat Pellets 
Scrubbing Bubbles Flushable Toliet Brushes are NOT Flushable!!! 
Password Minus 
Les is Mor {sp. intentional}
Cellular Telephone Micturition 
The Flushable Flashlights ("Flushlights")
Disposable TV Sets
Hang Up and Drive!!! 


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There is No "I" in Cleanax
The Jewel Box of Obsidian 
Meteor Pee 
Fistful of Picards 
Blades of Gory 
Hat Clip Enemabag 
Sloan Urinator Waste Valves 
Wet Whale Smell 
Pop Bottles Chock Full of Diamonds 
Urine Radish 
Underbyte 
Here Shampoo!!! 
Uranated Cat Turds 
Neil Fistful of Diamonds 
The Sye Fye Network 
Running Over Busted Insulators 
Urinators Kicked Off the Wall 
Kitty Cat Scan
Break It Like a Party Animal! 
DianneDianne GPS Receiver 
Phone H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
The Woman's Warehouse 
Piñata Central 
The Women are Green 
Star Trek: Secondprise 
The Perry Como Homos 
The Unas are Queers 
Who Let the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach Out? 
YUCKY PEE!!!
Pussy Whip 
Meterwoman LM531 
The Cannoñatas 
Viva Viva Piñata Yata Yata
Ewww! Meteor Shit!
Giraffe Semen 
Ferry Wand 
The USS Tustumena 
The Horse Flies 
Excalibur 
Doughnut Hole Micturition 
Chainsaw Douchebag
Stepping On Used Enemas 
Liberal Twats 
The Dead Cokeheads 
Wheel Of Misfortune 
The Protons are Oozing 
Conservative Penises 
Merferatorfools 
The Chainsaw Gang 
Dead Avon Ladies 
Ding! Dong! The Bathtub's Clogged! 
Sonny Bravia Low-Definition Television Set 
The Garden Hose Won't Flush 
Snake "Lite" Bulb 
I'd Like to Buy a Consonant
Sleeping in Enema Fluid 
Dirty Rotten Fuckbags 
11.575" Ruler 
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