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Originally posted by AngryMcPisseron AngryMcPisseron wrote:

Since this was lost during this BBS's "switcheroo" a few weeks back, here it is again:
 
suenewtotx's Bad Band Names web page (3,543 bad band names as of 05-02-08)
My own Bad Band Names web page (4,843 bad band names as of 05-02-08)

 
 
 
 
 
 
Amish My Sister           (In honor of suenewtotx)
 
Urine Deep Doodoo     (In honor of AngryMcPisseron)
 
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Those are great, musicman!LOL
 
That Amish Guy Won't Spit In The Bucket
Call The Police! It's That Pope
sh*tfaced Because It's Nice
We Are The Department Of Public Safety
Sausage Is Not A Lie
Patchy Pubes
Transfer My Uvula
The Pancake-Batter Splatters
We Do Not Hyphenate
Hung Lo!
Jittery And Radically Edgy Dieters (or JARED)
Martha Washington Does Not Blow
 
 
 
 
 
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makin' corks for rectal leakage
sniff my manly stench
the pattering polygamist project
jingo and the jiggly meat band
making burgers in yer pits
will you lick it for a quarter? [from "stuff in he gutter"]
rancid butter biscuit boys
oat bran fecal splat
painting with bird turds
the itch you can't scratch
carbuncle bum lance
velvet toilet paper [from ""preseving my anus]
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Suckle Them Teats, L'il Amish Nursing Baby!
Git Along, L'il Dogie! Git Along
Lesbian Nipple Friskers
We Said Call FTD, Not STD
Mariah Carey's Left Nipple Is No More
Drill Bits Make Crappy Suppositories
Mysteries Of Frozen Testicles
We Are The Global Standard!
Will The Pope Drink Coffee?
Don't Eat That!
Soy-Milk Vomit Splurge
 
 
 
 
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?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOLIET
READY.

It is Wrong to Beat Off Nature
Be My Musical Idiot
Practise Makes Imperfect
 
 

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Music Group XP (Experience)
My Dad Is Special
I'll Bet You Five Bucks That I Get It Right
Styrio Tipi Cal Niggum Jr. and His Gang Of Rappin' Thugs
Are You Feelin' It Yet?
Chocolate Milk In the Morning
The Mandarin and Cranberry Masters
The White Russian Mafia
May Cause Cramps
She Tastes Like Strawberries
I TOLD You Not To Go There!
Knives And Stabbing Weapons
Headed For Death
Four Ugly Guys and A Beautiful Girl
Portal to the Dead Pool
The Armed and Geeky Glasses Guys
Flat Soda
Expired Milk
Rich Creamery Butter
Out of Tissues
 
I kinda suck at this, I guess. Unhappy Some are in-jokes and references. This is actually my second post on the subject. Smile
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Bruce, I love your made-up bad band names!  You definitely do not suck at this.Thumbs%20Up

And some more:

Don't Take Those Amish Tweens To The Mall
We Sweat
Shake A Peg-Leg, Cap'n Crunch! Shake A Peg-Leg
Anal Pirates And Other Crazy Characters
The Pope Likes Naked People
Sally Field Is Too Busy To Remember To Take A Pill Every Day!
Robert Goulet Had Emerald Nuts
Don't Buy Beans For That Pilgrim
Maxi-Pads And Other Trendy Things To Decorate Your Home With
My Sink Is Stylish!
Trying To Sue George Washington
 
 
 
 
 
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Apricot, toe jam cracker fest
the all fat, no lean jack sprat band
washin' out the doo doo undies by hand
sratchin' private places in public
 The ropey mucus jump rope rampage
the sudden laxative explosion [ from "cramping my style']
Uncle Remus and the regurgitation situation
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Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Uncle Remus and the regurgitation situation
Tanks 'der, BM! I thought they were called...
 
Uncle Remus and the regurgitation simulation
 
(had a heck of a stage show, dontcha know!)LOL
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Aw, thanks, Sue! EmbarrassedBig%20smile
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You gonna eat yer maggots?
the Methodist men's mincemeat mayhem band
Soggy Eddy and the love handle slap
The all excrement ex-lax league
chafing heat rash sweaty butt boys
flabby ass fried chicken bash
I wanna kiss you but yer breath smells
gimme giblet gravy on my taters mavis
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Drowning in the Gene Pool
Weed Whack-Off
Madman at the Wheel
Got my Foot Pinned to the Floor
The Gigantic Underarm Sweat Puddles Band
 

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Pope Mobile Chasers
Rhyme Without Reason  ( a Rap band)
Stiff Competition at the Morgue
 
 
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If I'm First then U R not
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Give That Amish A Shovel And Tell Him To Dig Me A Ditch!
Reunion Of Once-Popular Chemical Reactions And Their Components
Pilgrims Lurk In My Brain
I Can't Tell
Cuticle Chip-Chop Fest
Festivus! For The Rest Of Us
 
 
 
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Real Music Eludes Us
The Haircut Project
The Joy Ruck Crub
CD Spinning Nation
The Headless Chickens
The Apples Who Fell Too Far From the Tree
Eight-Track Revival
Peeling Dry Skin
The Bestest Detergent In the World
That's What the Bumper Is For
I Bet You're Sorry You Won
Miss Fatlegs and Those Other Guys
The Optical Mice
The Hardwood Floors
Pickles And Cheese
Yet Another CD to Have to Stock the Shelves With
Mean Ol' Toast.

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The Amish Are Having A Pool Party, Oh My!
It's Raining On My Moldy Old Grandma
We Hate Onions
The Lactose Intolerants
Tell The Pope To Knock It Off
Leprechauns And Hookers Don't Mix
We Want Salty Peanuts, Not Salty Penis!
Give Me Back My Urine Sample! (based upon a true story)
Butter-Churning And Other Activities For The Lame
Maxi-Pad Meltdown
Those Stale Chips
Does The Sun Shine On Your Spleen?
 
 
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LOLLOLLOLLOL To continue!!!

Cream? Cheese?
The Boys Of Bummer
Flaming Queens & Bull Dykes
I Have To Go To The Bathroom
Once More We're Peeling
Skin Flakes 'R' Us
Getting Dizzy Off The Fumes
Stop Calling Me Shirley!
What The Hell's In This Drink?
The Bologna Sammiches
The Farting Teen Queen
We Forgot How To Pronounce Our Name
Loud Ass Birthday Balloon
Dinosaur Puke
Totally Random sh*t
Cowpie! On The Table
Will Somebody Answer The Damn Phone?!
Dean Bean & The Keen Scene
Hitting That Two Times
Rusty Screw You!
The End Of All Things Crunchy
Jump That Man
Too Many Gays
Hanging Up The Chili Pot
Dead Necrophiliacs
Bad Ad Gag Bag
Loose Meat In Your Stool
Three Jeffs & One Goopy
Smoke Comes Out Of Your Pancreas
Dos Equis With Ice Cream
Steaming Butt Sausages
Liquid Tunnel
Time To Go..To Hell!
On & On & On & On & On Then Off
Bruised Lips Then Sassy Hips
Gum Chewers
This Means War
Shut The Hell Up And Gimme My Money
I Told You We Suck!

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Fried clam bellies 
toenails are tasty
Ferd Farkwar and the flatulence of dawn
 
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Sex-Rompin' And Barn-Stompin' With The Amish
Nipples On TV!
Fetch That Holy Water, Pope! Fetch That Holy Water
Placental Illusion
Cabinet Chicken
Fed Up With Lard
Jack-O'-Lanterns Breed In My Ass
Pudding Blister 
 
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Button Your Frock, Scandalous Amish Woman! Button Your Frock
Don't Blame That Nipple!
We Will Crash That Prom
Opening Christmas Presents On The Fourth Of July
We Are Pomp And Circumstance, Not Pimp And Circumcision
You Will Dance 'Cause It's Not Gay
Mrs. Butterworth Is Sticky
Pasties And G-Strings For The Little Ones
I Am Pre-Owned, Not Used
We Are Famously Fresh
POPE!, The Band (or Polishing Our Pricks Everywhere)
Fine, Young Presidents Of The Venereal Disease-Of-The-Month Club
Magnificent Mongoose
Circumcised By A Lawn Mower
Skydiving With Oysters
Ledge Slut
Don't Punch That Duck!
We Are Your Fetish
That Nipple Knows
You'll Call Now!
Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut
Bananas Have A Peel
Cut That Chicken, Little Mikey! Cut That Chicken
We Ordered A Dr. Pepper, Not Dr. Pecker
Being Inbred Is Illegal In Only 2½ States
 
 
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Igniting a Petroleum Product at Zero Hundred Hours
555 Days of F.L.A.R.G.
Remote-Controlled Urinator Spud Valve
Go To Heli!!!
Bathtub Beer
Loser Boomerang
Flat Bowling Pins
Put the Brown Thing in the Round Thing
Urinous Confetti
Flat Tyre Beer
Chase {from Zoey 101} Looks like a Fa99ot!
Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant
 

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I can't stop! I can't stop! LOLLOLLOLLOL

Vegetarian Speed Demons On Crack
Loud Drunken Phone Call
Chin Hair
The Histamine Blockers
Turn Loose, Mongoose!
Die Till We Kill You
Why The Amish Don't Dance
Shake 'n' Bake
Shooting Rubber Bands At Miguel
Who The Hell Is Miguel?
Claws On A Chalkboard
Kung-Fu Creatures On The Rampage Two
Part 13 In A Six Part Series
You Can't Do That
Open Leg Policy
Upstairs Downstairs The Band!
Chupame Mis Chi-chis (Spanish for lick my balls)
The Pantywaists
Not Giving A Hoot
Aww Man, Do We Have To Play Here?
Toilet Tankery
Marshmallow Bees Have Stung
Head In A Vice Grip
Three Guys In A Chicken Suit
Four Hour Work Day
Thank Goodness For Cheese!
Wally World's Cavalcade Of Crap
You'll Forget Us In Two Years
The James Blunts
Regurgitation Proclamation
Shuck The Corn And Slap My Momma
Sagging Titties Featuring Breastless Wonder
Do Your Balls Hang Low?
Flipping Off The Popemobile
Sand Crabs Up The Wazoo
Huckledy Duckledy Boo Boo Boo
Moove Over Butter
Jewel Encrusted Fungus
Weapons Of Ass Instruction
Milton Berle Inspired Me To Cross Dress
Dreck, Drivel & Other Crap
Sensational Gestational
Melted Ice Cream In Your Purse
Everybody In The World Sucks!
Your Co-dependent Uncle
Totally Gay!
The Fringe Benefits
We Only Sound Good When We're High
Killing Flies With Platform Shoes
Lice Infestation
Kill All Doormen
A Priest, A Rabbi And A Buddhist Monk
We're All Going To Die!
Hell In A Handbasket
No One Wants To Hear Us
Blowing Up Parliament On April 26
2x + 3y (14x - 10y) - 17x + 36y
Aspire To Geekdom
Big Honking Zit
We Sing In Double Entendres
Satanic Verses Are Hidden In Our Songs
Next Time There Won't Be A Next Time

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Mooch, you go, girl!  You GO!  You shall definitely continue!Big%20smile
 
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Does The Pope Eat At The Olive Garden?
Get A Nipple
Buying That Baby Some Beer
 
 
 
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Is..Um...the Sausage Cooked Enough?
A Glass Of Chocolate Milky Way
Flurger Bing (The Burger King Tribute Project)
Fatality
You Weak Pathetic Fool
Hello, We're....
The United States Cavalry Rides Over The Hilltop
The Curly Shuffle
The Sharpest Knives In The Drawer
How About This Whole Conservation Situation?
I Before E Except After C (a.k.a. E Before I After C in some regions)
Nailing Your Ass To The Wall
Crumbs On My Clean Carpet
The Members Of The Polk Street Band
The April Vineyard Experience
The Earwax Tweezers
Huh? What??
The Nailcutters
The Encyclopedia Salesmen
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