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Moochamoocha 
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 Posted: 29 Apr 2008 at 10:31pm |
 STOP! I can't take it!Wedgie Pullers It's Crotchtastic! Expired Soda Spit In Your Coffee Poke A Hole Whack! A Mole! Kitty Litter Surprise Earwax Sensation The Stuff That Gets Stuck In Your Teeth While Eating Popcorn* Yo Momma Obama Osama's A Llama Don't Make Me Hurt You! Speak Flemish Or Die* Underwear Skidmarx Nan Bob Otto Bob Nan Eye Crispies I Spit On Your Grave Pull My Finger Factor This! Pulling Teeth On A Sunday Afternoon Noze Bleedin' I Just LOVE Mah Buttah! Ass & The Holes* American Idol Rejects Rejex Cost $1.99* Biting Other People's Fingernails* My Ass Hurts* When Everyone Sings Underwater Crabs Kill I Hate You * denotes the names I used in the last post on the old forum |
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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 30 Apr 2008 at 3:35am |
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Bad Titmouse!!! Shame on You!!!
 Oooo, Certified Honeybuns!
Pasghetti & Meattesticles {sp. intentional}
Horse Pig {mounted police officer} I Say...Minimum Effort, Maximum DaveElectronic Booger Detector
Shaving with Rusty Gillettes I'm Not your Superhero! We Shall Not Speak of this Agane! {sp. intentional} You Insult Our Ways! Easy, Stick Boy! The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter Bessie Higgenbottom Looks like a Lezzie
His TC is Too Low Get Off your High Horse & Come to the Party |
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suenewtotx
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Posted: 30 Apr 2008 at 8:50pm |
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The Amish Whoopie-Pie Project
Skunk'd
Stop Chewing Those Oats!
Kleptomaniacs And Other Socially Acceptable Types
The Dead Hangnails
Penis Piss-Off Session
The Dilapidated Vulvas
Parade Of Idiots
We Don't Like That Guy's Dog
The Bitty-Titty Band
Tired
Driving With Both Eyes Shut
Taunting Our Cell Phone
Furnace Frenzy
George Washington Doesn't Want To Be Dead
Approximately 224 Shopping Days Left 'Til Christmas
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Moochamoocha
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Posted: 30 Apr 2008 at 9:12pm |
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This will never end!
Booger Boogie Suicide Monkeys On Claritin I Eat Graham Crackers* We're On Crack, Ain't That Whack? Unshrubbery Digger and the Dermaphrodites* Fonnis (this is what my sister and I called the result of Jell-o and ice cream melted together  )The Whiny Crybabies Serious Intestinal Damage The Shiitheads (pronounced Shi-TEEDS) Bread Thread Dread Drop Your Pants and Sing The Noodle Incident* Are You My Wet Nurse? Breast Milk Ingredients One-A-Day Go Away Krusty Toenailz We Vomit After Every Set Old Craggly Hippies Bloody Mess Left On The Toilet Are We There Yet? Closed For Roach Spraying Thursdays Mean Meat! Rat Infestation Whipped Creem Slidings (intentionally spelled that way) Ashy Elbows & Knees We Only Know One Song* Excuse Me, Are You Going To Finish That? Toidy Toid & Toid Armpit Sniffin' My Nose Is All Stopped Up Toilet Paper Hanging Off Your Ass I Wish You Would Drop Dead Horseflies and Apple Pie Stale Beer D'ohing In The Wind No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem Naked Butts Abound! My Mother Told Me To Pick This One Dumpster Diving Stomach Rumblings Mean Something Rice Krispies Are The Devil's Cornflakes Jizz Drippings I Thought I Told You To Leave Me Alone Subpoenaing Rick Schroder For No Real Reason Those Damn Spring Awakening People Won't Stop Calling! Gay Babies Alligator Stew Oh Crap! *denotes names I used in the past thread in the old forum |
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suenewtotx
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Posted: 01 May 2008 at 2:39pm |
And hopefully it never will, Mooch!
 Milk That Cow, Amish Farmer! Milk That Cow
Corn Dogs For The Needy
Lumpy Sex Monkey
We Feel Vaginal
Oh, That Guy!
We Bite
Assaulted By Dixie Cups
Drinking Pepsi From Our Sisters' Bra Cups
Pot Roast Mania!
Forgetting Where We Live
Answerer Off
Tom And Jerry Are Not Gay
We Do Not Protect Dry, Chapped Lips
Mosquito Sex
FAQs For The Limp
That Cialis Man
Chewing Our Forearm Hair 'Cause We Feel Like It
What If?
Don't Question It
The Post-Fungal Pituitary Syndrome Tribute Band
Smashing 800-Dozen TV Sets On I-80 For Lack Of Nothing Else Better To Do
Sledgehammers And Pizza To Go!
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Moochamoocha
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Posted: 01 May 2008 at 3:48pm |
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On with the show!
Get A Yeast Infection, Debbie! Open Wide and Say... Flubbidee Dubbidee Bobblehead Mania! Poppin' Them Zits Mirror Image Of My Tongue Toothbrushed Neurosis Mitosis Halitosis I'm Only Going To Say This Once Burning Vaginal Itch My Balls Are On Fire! I Want To Go Home Mucous Or Phlegm 1-800-Get A Life Muppet Turds That Sticky Stuff Post-Its Are Scary Monkeys Are Always Funny Alfred E. Neuman Is My Sex Slave I Was A Teenage Wombat Get Up and Leave Die Die Die Already! What Did We Just Sing? Brothers, Sisters, Cousins and Doug Fingernails Get Dirty Something Weird Came Out Of My Butt! Floaty Toasties Bound & Gagged On A Piece Of Toast Oprah's Big Fat Head The End Is Nearer Than You Think You'll Be Glad When We Stop Singing Refill The Ice Tray Or I'll Slap You Silly The Male's Here Nobody Can Pronounce Our Lead Singer's Name Krrygg Gkkk Gkkk (pronounced kuh-RIG gik gik) Shemale Detail You Make Me Sick! Shower Grout My Cat Drinks From The Toilet All The Clever Names Were Already Taken The Funny Named Group No Name For Fame Disco's Dead and We Killed It This Ain't Over Yet ...and it really isn't!  |
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suenewtotx
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Posted: 01 May 2008 at 4:28pm |
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Making Apple Butter With The Amish
Missing Tire Fire Frenzy
Uvula Of Mishap
Mysteries Of Spit
You've Got Two Stinky Ears
Kats Kan Kount
Hang Up That Phone, Priscilla!
That Whore Is No Good
We Will Get Sick In Three Weeks From St. Swithen's Day
35 Pizzas Taste As Bad As One
Dancing With Porno Stars
Mr. Rogers' Snot
Brown-Paper Lunch Bags And Other Neat Things To Puke In
Inviting Lice To Your Sister's Next Tea Party
Origins Of Moldy Shower Tiles
Eating Pizza With One's Scrotum
Got Rot
Whoring For Raisinets
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Moochamoocha
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Posted: 01 May 2008 at 4:54pm |
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Sue, you rule this thread! Your bad band names are imaginative and too freakin' hilarious!
If I get fired from my job for laughing too much, it'll be worth it. |
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musicman
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Posted: 01 May 2008 at 5:38pm |
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The Rogaine Hippy Band
Born to be Mild
The Turkey Tantrums
Peace Soup
Woodstock 09
Aunt Cookie
Pacemakers and Microwaves
Elephants H8 Us
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suenewtotx
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Posted: 01 May 2008 at 7:01pm |
Thanks, Mooch! But try not to laugh too hard -- I wouldn't want to hear that you lost your job.
 I think your bad band names are just as hilarious and imaginative; I crack up every time I read them. This has got to be the most fun thread here (or probably anywhere else) -- where else can you just go crazy with random thoughts.
Okay, more bad band names:
Shake A Leg, Amish Barn Raiser!
Random Thoughts Can Kill
No More Pudding For Da Baby
Smoking 99 Joints 'Cause It's Bitchin'
Pip-Pip Doodly-Doo
Marshmallows Are Not Allowed
Painting Crown Moulding On A Sunny Texas Afternoon (this is really what I just finished doing!
)Christmas Does Not Come Only Once A Year
Enema Magnet
Evil People Cannot Eat Cake
Penny Douche
Bodacious Ta-Ta's
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suenewtotx
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Posted: 01 May 2008 at 8:54pm |
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Those Amish Can Sure Drive A Mean Buggy
Hooray For Crown Moulding!
Don't Look
Spitting Out Our Toenails On Wet Paper Towels
Porno For The Pope!
Can Of Smegma
Contact My Udder
Hoofin' It!
The Greedy Lentils
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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 01 May 2008 at 9:15pm |
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Salty Pit Drippings
Make Yourself Invisible Hard Stool? Try Docusate! Cigerette Lighter Chopper Battery Poop Capacitance Destructor Spring is a Rusty Time! Bloody Ashole - er...uh... BODY & SOUL Stepping in Bug Doody
Leif Ericcson Day IJLSA {International Justice League of Super Acquaintences} |
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suenewtotx
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Posted: 01 May 2008 at 10:30pm |
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Hangin' Out With 35¼ Drunken Amish Quilt Makers
Triple-Decker Pecker Trekkers
Seize The Corn
Pimples On Ice
Stock-Market 2-For-1 Sale
Enablers And Generators
Can Cabbage Kill?
GOSSIP (or Getting Only Spicy Stories Is Paramount)
Labia Of Girth
King Kong Got No Dong
Intimidated By Hamster Dung
Toenail Hangover
Accosted By The Dead
Nervous Breakdown A-Okay
Gobbler Gill
Pork Shopsh An' Appleshaush
Habitual Lying Only Permitted In The Pope's Presence
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Big Momma
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Posted: 01 May 2008 at 11:24pm |
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cock-a-doodle-doo and the all pecker band
the wild splenectomy boys
bare finger dog doo scoop
fluttering buttcheek oompa band
cow pie frisbees
tender sputem sample band
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suenewtotx
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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 1:42am |
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Amish Women Do Not Wear Depends
Vegan Wench
Tickle That Pope!
Fishing For Sand
Whoa! Nellie
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Spicy_Meatball
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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 2:36am |
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Dumpster Juice Black Tampon
Suspicious Blister Hard Hell Yeah
The Dixie Sh*ts
Cuppa Vomit
Hopeless Election
Sauerkraut Socks
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"Mama Mia! That's a spicy meatball!!" ~~Alka Seltzer Ad
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Big Momma
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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 2:41am |
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corny turd and the kernels
the all baptist bacon boy botulism band
fooba wooba diddly doo dumplings
lactating turtles
the itchy crotch cornflakes of doom
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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 10:41am |
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Braise That Beef, Amish Woman! Braise That Beef
Mary Poppins Will Not Feed Your Lizard
Suicidal Chicken's Flea-Market Surprise
You Are Not Sexy
The Hunka-Lunka Lunkas
Fetching The Mic
Those Fish Might Be Impotent
Ass Kickers Don't Like Cotton Candy
Giving The Pope $10 For Every Hail Mary He Recites
Wannabe?
Soiled Knickers
Can You Smell The Sex?
Gummy Tampons And Other Candy-Shop Treats
Recycling Condoms For Environmentally Conscious Playuhs
Snowmen Without Frosty Weiners
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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 1:26pm |
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Since this was lost during this BBS's "switcheroo" a few weeks back, here it is again:
suenewtotx's Bad Band Names web page (3,543 bad band names as of 05-02-08)
My own Bad Band Names web page (4,843 bad band names as of 05-02-08) |
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suenewtotx
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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 6:50pm |
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Thanks, Angry -- you're great!
Just a few more:
Cow Tipping With The Amish
Get The Pope His Own Toothbrush!
Crab Lice For The Holy
Found A Disease
Psoriasis Gone Amiss
Hedge Slut
Sensational Nipple!
That Snake Will Hiss
Cranial Discharge
Disenchanted With Lepers
Menopause For All Ages
Whoa! Nellie
Your Life Is Not A Fact
Giddy Up!
The Heinz Ketchup Tribute Band
No Rinsing Necessary
Pandemonium! Lives In My Ass
Taunting Bears And Other Not-So Sensible Things To Do While Camping
Go To The Gas Pump, L'il Bow-Wow!
Is That Lady In The Mood?
They Will Be Horny Two Hours Before Thanksgiving Eve
Assaulted By A Grit
HmmmmmmmmmmPHFFF!
Llamas Will Rise
That Squirrel Is My Sex Slave
Jeffery Dahmer And The Closet Cannibals
Grunge Tampon
Stick-O'-Butter
Sprinting For Santa
Recycling Tampons For Environmentally Conscious Chicks
This Means YOU!
We Have Many Heads
Cats That Need Tummy Tucks
Shun The Non-Believer
Tic-Tac Toe, We Blow
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ... No Pumpkins
510,969,101,763¼ Is Not It
No sh*t
We Are Fickle, Not Fecal
Butt Decals And Tittie Tatoos
Dying Is Not An Option
Placenta Showdown
Cheese For A Peek!
Popular Mechanics, The Band
Where Are Grandma's Dentures!
Menagerie Of Mayonnaise
No Harsh Fumes
Squeezy Turds And Greasy Curds
Plethora Of Nipples
Nipplemania! The Band
Fathom Your Own Spasm
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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 9:43pm |
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A Plethora Of Angry Amish Teens
Farting In The Rumpus Room At Half-Past 3
Rumored To Be A Nosehair
Got Pulled Over
The Pope Is A She
Terrorized By Microscopic Scrubbing Bubbles
Algae For Brains
Hannah Montana Is Not From Montana Nor Is She Joe Montana's Daughter
Gigantic Terrible Gonad
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Moochamoocha
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Posted: 03 May 2008 at 4:39pm |
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STOP!!! This is too much! Pimplez 'n' Pubik Hairz Dudes A Plenty White Out Blackout Dick Lupin & His Band of Douchebags Ass In My Cock Coated Tongue Oil Slicked Hair Diarrhea Diary Crumbs and Other Stuff Found Under The Couch Cushions If You See Me Coming, Run Like Hell Hurry & The Canes The Smegma Detective Zoo Zum Zooey Red Hot Monkey Love I've Got An Ear Infection He Who Smelt It Dealt It Purple Monkey Dishwater John Mayer's The World's Biggest Douchebag Apple Coring Till Dawn We're Boring, You Suck Don't Touch That Dial! Frosted Roadkill Warriors Shoving Ants Down Your Pants 10, 9, 8...Oh Whatever I Gotta Pee! Smiting Your Sins That Bitch Owes Me a T-shirt Zombified A Melange of Crabgrass I Burned Dinner Itchy Skin Not Caused By Eczema Will You Shut Up! Begging For Change On The Subway No No Non Nyet Never I Hate The World Flush Yourself Down The Toilet Toilet Tank Memories Stripes and Polka Dots Aren't As Bad As You Think They Are Ass Mucous We'll Try Not To Suck This Time Fall Out Used Revenge Khrushchev's Banging Shoe Blue Ball Busters Broken Hearted Oat Boaters Pick Your Teeth Paula Abdul's Starting To Make Sense To Me Shooting Up Heroin In Front Of The Cops Sooey Oink Oink My Bacon Smells Like Farts Cream Cheese Louise Going Green Is Good For The Planet, Not Your Bread We Play Songs Everybody Hates No Talent Wusses We Thrive On Reverb Rhubarb Rhododendron Band O' Dickheads Grout For Snout Drinking + Driving = Death All The Wrong Moves Running Naked Through Traffic Spoiled Milk In Your Coffee The Totally Depressing Band The...What Did We Call Ourselves? Black Lung & Amputations Lying, Drunken Bastard I Never Want To See You Again Learn To Spell, Bitches! My Ex-Boss Likes Cucumbers Up His Ass Too Much Damn Information Too Little, Too Late Justin Timberlake's A Girly Man Beating Up Fire Hydrants She's A Slut, He's An Ass Grazin Hazin Raizin Gas, Grass Or Ass - No One Rides For Free We Haunt People's Dreams Urine Test This Show Sucks! We're Good For Nothing Big Bird's Bucket Broke Falling Asleep At The Wheel BANG! You're Dead |
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Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:08pm |
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It'll never end, Mooch! It'll never end.
Don't Take That Amish Fishing!
Put The Litter In The sh*tter And Go For A Run
The Pope Likes Naked People
Denstination Ventricle
20¾ Nipples For The Price Of One
Fudgie-The-Whale's Super-Delux Scrotal Hernia
We Are A Violation Of Federal Law
Decadent Mollusk
Shrimp-Posse Invasion
Wanna Be?
Nifty Nipple
Walruses Thrive On Nudity
Give That Sweater Back To Will! (based upon a true story)
Nads Of Distinction
Picking Lint From The Pope's Belly Button
Lexmark And The Z51s
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Private Kerby's Dumpy Strumpets Band
Two Flavors, One Box
Beezus and Ramona: The Band
I Need a Nightlight
Um, Hello?
My Chassis Fan Isn't Fast Enough
Save Your Pity For the Weak!!
It's Not Her Mind You're Admiring
Damn, My Ear Is Clogged Again
Our Name's Lame, Foo'
Awaiting My $11,750 With Angst
Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics
Rip Our Music And Die
Digital Camera Queenz
Donuts, We're the Donuts
Smells Like Dinner
Hit in the Face With A Dodgeball
Tin Roof Foil Hat
Mousepads Anonymous Thanks, Monsters
Expert Texpert Choking Smokers
The Lasik Made It Worse
Sssssssmokin'!!!
Our Lead Singer's A Girl
Recharge Comin' Up!
A Million Pounds of Tubesteak
Flawless Victory
I Don't Know, I Can't Read the Menu
We Have Hired Songwriters Who Write Songs For Almost Every Manufactured Group On Earth (And We're Damn Proud Of It!)
. (a.k.a. Period, a.k.a. The Tiniest Band Name in the World)
The Oh-Needers
I Quit, I Quit
The Pants Kid
The Unimportant Guy Strikes Again
Too Lame For a Name
Funny Tasting Iced Tea
Sloppy Chewing
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Amish My Sister (In honor of suenewtotx)
Urine Deep Doodoo (In honor of AngryMcPisseron)
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