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    Posted: 15 Apr 2008 at 11:59pm
This topic had to be re-established in this new forum.
 

Angry? Sue?  Have at it.  Big%20smile

 

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Pizza Flipping Song Destroyers

Hoplessly Disgusted With You

 

 
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Okay, musicman, here goesBig%20smile:
 

The Mighty, Mighty Poop Shooters

We Might Be Trannies

Our Cat Will Kick 10 Trolls' Asses

Whoa, That Amish Is Hung!

We Are Coming To Hurt You

Throw Your Panties At The Pope

The Walrus Cannot Stab The Giraffe

 

 
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The Platapuses
3 Anuses in a Cup
ACHOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Flatulance!
The Pyscho Killers
BLUE BALLZ!
Lonely and bored
Lost on the Bus
Riff Raff and Crap
5 Canniballistic spiders
CHEEZWHIZ
Black and blue
F&*^ MY GROIN!!!!!!!!!
WHACK!
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Whee!

Fig Newtons Taste Nasty
Diggin' Fer Gold Up My Noze
Giada's Big Fat Light Bulb Headed Grin
Plucking Out Eyeballs
Slap That Bitch Three Ways From Sunday
Look! There's Nothing!
I Pooped In The Potty
Squeeze Them Zits
Eazy For Cheezy
Kill Your Mother
Denture Odor Breath
Coke and the Crackpipes
Bono Needs To Shut The F**k Up!
PedEgg
Phart Phever
Cockroach Goo
I Hate My Job
Girls Rule and Boys Drool
Crackin' Knuckles
What's Crack-a-lackin!
Leave Britney Alone!!!
Pestilence Pony
Open Wide and Say Moo
The James Cagney Corpse Stealers
Get A Yeast Infection, Debbie!
Gay Anteaters
Help Me Find My Pants
We Don't Know What To Call Ourselves
Toilet Tussle
My Baby Daddy's Better Than Yours
Slutz 'n' Whorez
Queef
Turn That Damn Oven Off!
One Too Many
Hillary Clinton's Horse Laugh
This Is A Stickup!
Dan Rather Gives Me The Heebie-Jeebies
Them Shifty Eyes Of Yours
I Don't Wanna Play Anymore
We Suck So You Don't Have To
Spooge On Your Face
Lice-A-Roni
I've Got Fish In My Pockets
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Trashy Ash Can
Three Groins in the Fountain
Flaming Candles
Geek of the Week
Bless My Mess
Face My Space Book
The File Folders
The Greek Geeks
Bumping Uglies
Horizontal Mambo
Antz in the Pantz
Commercial Haters
Kissing My Pussycat
Imploding Airbags

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Pissing On The Third Rail
The Holy Crappers
Ding-y, Dong-y, Ditch-y, Dong!
Amish Who Are Not Going To The Mall
Find My Spleen
 
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Time Drags On For The Constipated
Living Clairitin Clear
We Are Not The Band
You Suck
Pass The Budduh, Paula Deen!
Shut The Hell Up, Rachael Ray!
Get A Bra, Sandra Lee!
The Mokie-Mokie Smackdowns
The Craptastic Assholes
Punchin' Yo' Mama's Face
Pimpin' Yo' Daddy's Station Wagon
The Hairless Pubes
Cabbage-Patch Snatch Attack
Mr. Rogers Sellin' Crack In Da 'Hood
The Tubal Ligations
Da Foot
The Weezy Jeffersons
Yo, Ho!
Bake That Oppossum Pie, Old Amish Woman!
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Originally posted by suenewtotx suenewtotx wrote:

Cabbage-Patch Snatch Attack
Mr. Rogers Sellin' Crack In Da 'Hood


ROTFLMFAO!!!! I'm laughing so hard tears are forming! And I'm at work!

Here's some more...

Beef Patties Are The Shiznit!
Battling The Bulge
Grandpa's Lost His Shorts
Muttering Obscenities
Die A Horrible Death
I Saw The Pope Kissing Santa Claus
My Humps
The Free Credit Report Assmunches
Snatch The Snatch
Stick It Up Your Yeah!
We Just Stand Here Looking Pretty
*&() - asterisk ampersand parentheses
Free Urkel
Heart Lung Goo
That Damn Toilet Rag Elmo
Dude, Where's My Talent?
Cinnamon Aluminum
Viva Viagra
The One Note Singers
We'll Never Have A Hit Record
3, 7, 2 KaBOOM!
Poloponies (pronounced po-LOP-o-nies)
Smoke That Bong
Get It On, Bang Your Schlong
No Skin Off My Teeth
Makes Me No Nevermind
We Forgot The Words
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I love this thread!  I'm sitting here, cracking up, reading all your made-up bad band names.LOL
 

The Bloody Red Kotexes

She's Virginal, Not Vaginal

The Duggars Will Have 25 More Babies

George Washington And The 55,000 Lies He Told

Don't Smoke That Crack, Amish Man!

Scrotal Disaster In Progress

Farting On The Dumb

Martha Washington, That Ho!

2 + 2 Does Not Equal The Sum Of Nothing Positive

Angry Esophagus

Lint Pickers And The sh*t Kickers

Whoa, Grampa -- Pull Up 'Dem Knickers!

 

 

 
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If I ever go into the music industry, I am definitely using these names for at least albums. And no I'm not going to submit my own here. They'd pale in comparison.
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Flinging Stale Hashbrowns At The Pope
Go, Amish Man -- Fetch Me Some Scrapple!
Pissing On The Third Rail
The Labial Dignitaries
Pus-Bucket Greed Fest
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!
Land Ho -- It's A Ho!
Buying Kitty Litter, Not Clitty Litter
We Will Be Fat Next Year
Eating Ear Wax In Public And Other Socially Unacceptable Behaviors
Found Nothing
The What?
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This is right up my alley - let me give it a whirl:
 
Fleas Nesting in my Nose Hair
Crisco Grease Rules
Smoke the Guldens Mustard High
Liposuction Ate My Crotch
Ass Vomit, Part Deaux
 
 
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LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL You guys are cracking me up! This is too much fun!

Biting Other People's Nails
Why Oh Why Oh Why
We Are, Are We?
Ashy Elbows & Knees
Migraines Really Really Hurt
Hosing Down The Monkey
Trapped! In A Hornet's Nest
Whee Kan'tt Spel Gud
Francisco Franco Is STILL Dead
For A Good Time, Call...
The sh*thouse Wall
Canker and the Sores
Pussy and the Dicks
All Floured Up
If You Can't Hear Us, Well Good For You
Sniffing Nasty Ass Gas
Uh...Um...Er...
Shuck The Corn and Slap My Mama
Your Breath Stinks
Not These Guys Again!
Boll Weevil Stew
Free Roadkill For All
I Wish I Were Your Tampon
HAWWWK Spit-TOOEY
Ew, Gross
Pedo and the Files
We Only Know One Song
The Rolling Turtle Beatkees
Dude! Bro! Dude! Bro!
Zzzzzzzzzzz! (pronounced as a long snore)
The Worst Band Ever
We'll Only Be Remembered In History For Having The Longest, Nonsensical Name That You Can Ever Imagine A Band To Have
Stargazing In My Bathtub
I Don't Give A Rat's Ass
Damn We're Hot!
We Heart Muffins
Tranny Fever

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sh*t or Get off the Pot
Pee Wee Herman Is Sitting In Front Of Me
Pinocchio Lies To Get Chicks
Standing On the Toilet by High On Pot
Ice Cold Party Weiners
Ice Cold Silly Peckers
Robert Downey Jr.'s band WHITESNIFF
Da Kidz uv Bill Clinton
Chicken Juice
Hillary and the Pecker Checkers
Wherez Bill Now??
f**kin Big Bird
What if Superman Was A Pornstar
Snorting Coca-Cola
Peeing Blood
Licking Lemons
Farting Pugs
Hamsters on Heroin
Loving Lorraina
Whackin Weiners
Silly Gay Syphilis (Billy Ray Cyrus) LOL
Butt Pirates
Black Eyed Penises
Cracked-Out Mommies
Deadbeat Daddies
Overzealous Zit Bashers
Cumtwats
Splitting Sphincters
Zorro's Oreos
My Pet Pig Makes Good Bacon
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Scooby-Doo And The Mystery Poo
Elvis Uranus And The Funk-Tastic Fish-A-Ma-Jigs
Deciphering One's Anus
Nasal Deception
Finding 25 Slutty Chicks Under Church Pews
Spermicidal Maniacs
Give 'Em The Clap!
The Advair Inhalers
Go Buy A Condom, Amish Man
Farting For A Penny
 
 
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Lyricists Nightmare

We Hate Curtains
Bribing the Toll Booth Man
The Evil Donuts
Black Eyed Potatoes
Cats on Hot Tin Rooves
 
 
 
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This is tons of fun & quite therapuetic!LOL

 

Camel Toes And Other Fashion Don'ts

My Fist In Your Face

Sticking Our Toes In 55 Electrical Outlets

Finding Al Pacino

Jared, That Saggy Sack Of Flesh

Forgetting To Choke The Chicken

Beat That Rug, Amish Woman! Beat That Rug

Ass Manglers And The Tit Squeezers

Geezers And Sneezers

Pissing Off The Pope

Go Raise That Barn, Amish Men

Da sh*t

Joe Pesci's Missing Left Nut

Getting The Measels For Free

'Sup

Scrimmaging With Midgets

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The Happy Periods

Playing Gnip-Gnop With Our 30 Testicles

 

 

 
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The Screaming sh*ts
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The Amish Britches
The Poli Dents
10,000 Homicidal Maniacs
The Swingy Gonads
Poisoned By A Garden Gnome
Pissing Without A Valid Reason
Tripping On Grass
Tricycle, Not Trisexual
The Fat Elvis Tribute Band
Watchu Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?
Up Yours
The Anita Bryant Connection
Amish Men Can't Jump
Corn For The Dumb
The Magic Mammaries
Douchebag Bowl-A-Thon
The Mormon Sex Scandal Tribute Band
Chunky Phlegms
Toenail Clippings And Anal Drippings
Fear Of Pilgrims
The Time-Of-The Months
 
 
 
 
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As I recall, this more or less was the topic from hell....
 
Let's keep it that way, ladies & gents.
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Sue, you must have something against the Amish. LOL!

The Rick James Slappers
I Could Use Some Chili Hot Dogs
Shut The F**k Up and Run!
Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gim-MAY!
You Suck Monkey Ass
I Wish I Had A Beer
Lather Rinse Repeat As Needed
I Pick Hair Off My Face
Sock Puppets!
The Turkey In A Sandbox
The Weevilbolls
I Can't See My Ass Coming To Work Today
Milk Of Magnesia
Ex-Laxing The Night Away
The Totally Offensive Stereotypes
Suge Knight Is A Punk! (trust me; this guy will kill you if you look at him funny. A band with this name won't survive through their first song)
Goodnight Sleep Tight
We're All A Bunch Of Assholes
Eating Cheese While Bathing
Farting Between Subway Cars




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Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

Sue, you must have something against the Amish. LOL!

 

LOLLOLLOL

 

You know, Mooch, the reason I throw in Amish-themed made-up bad band names is because rock bands are so un-Amish.LOL

 

In keeping with the spirit of things:

 

Shucking Corn With The Amish

Peeing With Two Fingers Up One's Ass

Twisted Holy Sister

25 Goombas

Bratz With Gnatz

Finding Hell In My Left Ear

Obdula Oblongata

Cock Certain

Whisker-Biscuit Brush-A-Thon

Shrinkin' Da 'Nads

The Hey! Hey! Heys!

Vulva Olé!

Dead Ciccadas

Playing Tag On The West Side Highway

Gloves For The Fingerless

 

 

 
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Booger Art
The Bloody Stools
3 Legged Tables
Yellow Bucked Teeth
Sand In My Bathing Suit
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Partying Like The Amish
Having Paul Anka's Baby
Crotch Phobic
Frogs With No Frogs
Look At My What?
Poultry Farmers' Gang Bang-A-Thon
Where In The World Are Those Things That Are Those Things That ... ?
Digging In The Dirt For Diseases
Picking No Noses
The Ass-Candy No-No's
Tony Orlando And The Dawn Of The Dead
Shania And The Mark Twains
The Shameful Pubes
Tampon Strings And Other Things
 
 
 
 
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Don't Piss Off That Amish Man
Flipping Off The Judge
Spare A Square
Potato! Potato!
Truckas Without Muthas
We Might Be Black 'Cause We Don't Know If We're White
The Dangling Participles
Feelin' Nipply
We Might Be Dead Right Now
The Tomato Pasties
Unka-Dunka And The Chunka-Lunkas
The Backside Boys
 
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