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HalandBubbles 
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 Topic: Autozone - 'Off Road'Posted: 01 Jul 2017 at 9:43pm |
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GREAT WALL OF CHINA!!
 What the hell happened to this dude's car!? Did he drive it into quicksand or something!? TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR CAR. |
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Posted: 02 Jul 2017 at 2:49am |
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I'm surprised that he isn't caked with mud based on the Jeep!
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HalandBubbles
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Posted: 02 Jul 2017 at 2:55am |
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He must've tooken a shower afterwards.
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Posted: 02 Jul 2017 at 4:19am |
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I can guarantee you that the employees at Autozone aren't going to let some customer use their bathroom facilities to wash up. That would be against store policy.
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HalandBubbles
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Posted: 02 Jul 2017 at 6:42pm |
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Imagine a big, dirty Jeep being dumped in a bathtub...
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Posted: 05 Jul 2017 at 9:56pm |
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I'm confused.
I don't get the connection (if there is one) between having a muddy Jeep and "needing" a $20 off coupon? What does one have to do with the other? |
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Posted: 06 Jul 2017 at 3:40pm |
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Posted: 06 Jul 2017 at 11:24pm |
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♫ Get in the derp, derp-dee-derp ♫
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HalandBubbles
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Posted: 07 Jul 2017 at 6:23pm |
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I just realized...Not only is the Jeep a MESS, the dude is a total ditz and thinks there are showers at Autozone.
Now when I look out the window and see our nearby AutoZone, I'll recall this ditz and not care for AutoZone whatsoever.
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Posted: 07 Jul 2017 at 11:15pm |
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He spent too much time in the sun.
 He got the Autozone confused with the YMCA (for showers).
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Posted: 08 Jul 2017 at 12:02am |
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Agreed I don't see how this would get them customers IT WON'T! |
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Posted: 08 Jul 2017 at 5:32am |
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The 'mud' is a metaphor for something else. And he's realy going to need that coupon in the bathroom facilities...
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Posted: 08 Jul 2017 at 4:44pm |
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I recently read about auto detailers who for a substantial fee will artfully apply mud to a 4WD so the driver can appear to be as cool as this idiot.
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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HalandBubbles
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Posted: 09 Jul 2017 at 7:29pm |
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I would've been kicked out of the YMCA if I bought a muddy Jeep and dumped it in their showers.
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Posted: 09 Jul 2017 at 8:55pm |
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Goes with those $300 pre-battered, tattered, greasy and muddy jeans that were posted about in another thread. |
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Posted: 13 Jul 2017 at 12:03am |
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Also goes with any Emoji Movie t-shirt.
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