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Couple of funny musical performances by a couple of girls singing about getting laid on prom night and masturbating on a go kart....



Their names are not really Garfunkel and Oates, BTW.

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I love vagina jokes!

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Made me laugh that those two girls took the names of the forgotten ones.

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I thought Art Garfunkle was the ego-maniac.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Made me laugh that those two girls took the names of the forgotten ones. 

Yeah, I got that too.

Poor old Oates.

Always the butt of the superfluous partner jokes.

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

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I thought Art Garfunkle was the ego-maniac.


I don't know if he was that, but Simon was the one with all the talent.

He played guitar (quite well, too), wrote the songs and could sing.

All Garfunkel did was sing in a high pitched voice.

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Probably true. But despite that, I like S+G's music much more than S's.
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I prefer Simon's solo work, myself.

He wrote and performed a lot of great songs after the split.

Some of his best, I think.

Plus he still did the old S&G songs in concert since they were all his anyway.

Here's a pretty entertaining interview with Dick Cavett done while he was in the middle of writing "Still Crazy After All These Years"....


You can really see how good of a guitar player and how musically knowledgeable he is.
 
Really good insight into the process that goes into composing a song, too.

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I like both S&G and Simon as a solo artist, but prefer Simon's solo stuff better.
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Watch this lesson on how NOT to drive a boat and impress the young ladies...


I don't watch any of the animated shows but I did stumble onto this today...


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Tip:  Don't go with cheap or spray cheese... 

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And for Heaven's sake.... don't CUT the cheese prior to giving her the cheese!!!!! 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

And for Heaven's sake.... don't CUT the cheese prior to giving her the cheese!!!!! 


You're making it sound as if, by cheese, they meant fart.

You couldn't be more wrong.

It's clear that, by cheese, they mean smegma.


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That reminds me. I read the other day that limburger cheese contains the same kind of bacteria that make feet smell.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

And for Heaven's sake.... don't CUT the cheese prior to giving her the cheese!!!!! 


You're making it sound as if, by cheese, they meant fart.

You couldn't be more wrong.

It's clear that, by cheese, they mean smegma.





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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:


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LOL   I'd rent it!



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LOL God, I miss Uncle Dave on TV!!!! 


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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

LOL God, I miss Uncle Dave on TV!!!! 



Agreed. Probably my favorite late night host.
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