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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Bet you didn't expect The Spanish Inquisition either, did you?


From the movie Sliding Doors.

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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”

Another Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”

Another Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”
 
LOLNow THAT makes my TurkeyDay! Thanks, ol'Mule!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Nov 2017 at 8:31pm
Stay tuned for a pic of the 2 year old in the dryer. I asked the boy's father to post it on facebook, it may take a few days.
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Henry, our youngest grandson, is the craziest little bundle of energy I've ever seen...No, nobody told him to get into the dryer.

I'm beat!  From chasing him around the house so the other adults had some time together.


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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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Peter Pan peanut butter commercial blooper from Say When!! on NBC w/the late Art James, 1964 (probably could go also under Commercial Talk); I thought it was hilarious!
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^LOL




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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL




Loved Casey Kasem!  LOL
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I've posted a lot of stuff from the B&T show, they were based in Indy but were syndicated nationally.




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Watch this and try not to laugh..

Go ahead, try.

I dare ya!!!





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LOL


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I knew it couldn't be done!!!!
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A blonde with an electronic stud finder walks into a gay bar. A moment later she exclaims "It doesn't work!"
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A GAY MAN visits a church one Sunday. When the collection plate is passed, he puts in a $100 bill. The elder who was passing the plate saw it, took the Pastor aside and told him of the visitor's generous offering.

Beaming with appreciation, the Pastor addressed the congregation, telling them of the man's generosity. Then, as a small gesture of appreciation, he informed the man that he could choose the hymns.

The gay man stands up, looks around the congregation and pointing to his choices as he went, says...

"I choose HIM and HIM, and HIM and HIM and..."

Nyerk, nyerk.

I think that one was from Jr High.
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LOL
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I found this on another forum...

Prison commissary increases lube price by 5000% ahead of Martin Shkreli’s arrival

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The prison commissary has increased the price of all stocked lubricants by 5000% after learning that Martin Shkreli would be ‘fresh fish’ in the next couple of days.

‘Pharma Bro’ Martin Shkreli was sentenced to seven years in prison for securities fraud and it sounds like he might have an extremely rough go at it in jail.

The prison commissary – where prisoners can buy snacks, toiletries, cigarettes and other odds and ends – hiked up lube prices by 5000% when they heard the news.

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

A GAY MAN visits a church one Sunday. When the collection plate is passed, he puts in a $100 bill. The elder who was passing the plate saw it, took the Pastor aside and told him of the visitor's generous offering.

Beaming with appreciation, the Pastor addressed the congregation, telling them of the man's generosity. Then, as a small gesture of appreciation, he informed the man that he could choose the hymns.

The gay man stands up, looks around the congregation and pointing to his choices as he went, says...

"I choose HIM and HIM, and HIM and HIM and..."

Nyerk, nyerk.

I think that one was from Jr High.

Somehow, I think that that gay man must have thought that when the pastor said "hymn" as in song, he (the pastor) was referring to "him" as in guys (they sound alike, so it's easy to be confused). 
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Originally posted by bmasters9 bmasters9 wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

A GAY MAN visits a church one Sunday. When the collection plate is passed, he puts in a $100 bill. The elder who was passing the plate saw it, took the Pastor aside and told him of the visitor's generous offering.

Beaming with appreciation, the Pastor addressed the congregation, telling them of the man's generosity. Then, as a small gesture of appreciation, he informed the man that he could choose the hymns.

The gay man stands up, looks around the congregation and pointing to his choices as he went, says...

"I choose HIM and HIM, and HIM and HIM and..."

Nyerk, nyerk.

I think that one was from Jr High.


Somehow, I think that that gay man must have thought that when the pastor said "hymn" as in song, he (the pastor) was referring to "him" as in guys (they sound alike, so it's easy to be confused).


Yep.

That was the gist of the joke, alright.


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^LOL

Weird google images...




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Thats the St Patrick's Day Google Doodle.

The guy is an Irishman building a stone wall.

The big white stones spell out google.

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