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After a week of seeing and hearing about this crap, it's fun to see something like this...




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Weird, but true:

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Ewww - that is gross in a interesting scenario! That streetlight with the moss growing on it....my tongue already has decided it will taste nasty before my brain has reviewed the information presented. Interesting!
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For you college sports fans:

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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.


What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
Drool.


How many Va Tech freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.


How did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.


Two Va Tech football players were walking in the woods.
One of them said, " Look, a dead bird."
The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"


What do you say to a Florida State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."


How can you tell if a Clemson football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.


What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.


University of Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week. The other half will have to dress themselves.

How is the Kansas football team like an opossum?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.


How do you get a former University of Miami football player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.



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Wait... What???..



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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
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Oh, the irony. πŸ˜„


I was thinking---if I decided to become a tranny, and I started taking female hormones in order to grow a set of hoots, would they be flat, old lady hoots, or would they be fresh and perky?

I wonder what kinda hoots Bruce Jenner is sportin' these days.

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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

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We actually had a brawl many years ago at a Golden Corral on Mother's Day over a baby that wouldn't stop crying.
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Originally posted by radioandnascarfan radioandnascarfan wrote:

We actually had a brawl many years ago at a Golden Corral on Mother's Day over a baby that wouldn't stop crying.




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I hate screaming babies.

I don't blame the other person.
...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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C'mon, man!
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by radioandnascarfan radioandnascarfan wrote:

We actually had a brawl many years ago at a Golden Corral on Mother's Day over a baby that wouldn't stop crying.




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If you just Google "mothers day brawl", you'll see that such things are pretty common. Baby shower shootings, too. And then, of course, the food courts at shopping malls any day of the year.



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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


If you just Google "mothers day brawl", you'll see that such things are pretty common. Baby shower shootings, too. And then, of course, the food courts at shopping malls any day of the year.





Baby Shower and Gender reveal party shootings are so tragic. These are supposed to be fun things, end up with People dead or in the hospital fighting for their lives. I read something like an Ex showed up to the Gender reveal party and shot and killed both his ex and her unborn baby. So sad.
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Every family has that one embarrassing photo in the family album...



Let's just hope she isn't his sister.

Or daughter.

Etc.




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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


If you just Google "mothers day brawl", you'll see that such things are pretty common. Baby shower shootings, too. And then, of course, the food courts at shopping malls any day of the year.





Baby Shower and Gender reveal party shootings are so tragic. These are supposed to be fun things, end up with People dead or in the hospital fighting for their lives. I read something like an Ex showed up to the Gender reveal party and shot and killed both his ex and her unborn baby. So sad.


I find gender reveal parties asinine to begin with. So if people end up injured or dead at them, well, at least they're outta the gene pool.

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My suggestion was "Bad Photoshop Job".
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


If you just Google "mothers day brawl", you'll see that such things are pretty common. Baby shower shootings, too. And then, of course, the food courts at shopping malls any day of the year.





Baby Shower and Gender reveal party shootings are so tragic. These are supposed to be fun things, end up with People dead or in the hospital fighting for their lives. I read something like an Ex showed up to the Gender reveal party and shot and killed both his ex and her unborn baby. So sad.


I find gender reveal parties asinine to begin with. So if people end up injured or dead at them, well, at least they're outta the gene pool.


I remember the one gender reveal party started a large wildfire and the couple was later charged. 
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Originally posted by radioandnascarfan radioandnascarfan wrote:

I remember the one gender reveal party started a large wildfire and the couple was later charged.


Too bad they weren't charred.
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Happy Mother's Day, all you bad muthas!!!




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