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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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It seems that recently there's been a rash of toilet seat thefts from area public restrooms.

The police said that they aren't having much luck apprehending the crook.

When asked why, they replied that it's because "they have nothing to go on".

If they catch the perpetrator, they plan to charge him with potty larceny.


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From the back of a Club Cat Eyes (Koza Front B.C.) business card:

Real Estate For Sale

Come early and avoid the rush.  A young lady wishes to sell a very choicy spot, situated at the bottom of a gentle slope through which runs a stream of clear water.  It was built some twenty years ago by her [parents] and is in excellent condition at the present time.  Seven years growth of shrubbery completely covers the front view.

It is a fine chance for any young man with stiff standing capital and pushing ambition.  She gave away over $1000 - worth before she found out it could be sold.  Can be seen any evening after 7 o'clock.  Come early and buy a lot.


  (I replaced 'father' with 'parents' & fixed a spelling error.)
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Oct 2019 at 6:14pm
^ LOL

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Oct 2019 at 4:04pm
^ LOL

And my house hasn't burned down!

Jeez! Is California going to be a desert wasteland in 20 years?

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No, it will be Venezuela North in 10 years...

A Halloween-themed one:

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#Fartgate? Ca. Rep Eric Swalwell appears to let one rip during live interview...


They're calling it #Fartgate on Twitter.

While CA. Rep Eric Swalwell was answering a question earlier today during an interview by Chris Matthews on Hardball, a noise was heard that sounded suspiciously like the passing of intestinal gas from a human anus.

You decide...


It was later "released" by Matthews or someone with the show, that it was only the noise made by sliding a coffee mug across the desk.

Hmmmmm.....
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LOL  Sounds just like one of my blastys!
Fart Categories:

Blasty- Long, loud and pungent!
Fleak- Somewhere in between ^ and...
SBD- Silent Butt Deadly

The world's best fart scene from (possibly) the best movie ever made...



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