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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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LOL LOL LOL LOL Love it!!!!!! Clap
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It seems that recently there's been a rash of toilet seat thefts from area public restrooms.

The police said that they aren't having much luck apprehending the crook.

When asked why, they replied that it's because "they have nothing to go on".

If they catch the perpetrator, they plan to charge him with potty larceny.


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From the back of a Club Cat Eyes (Koza Front B.C.) business card:

Real Estate For Sale

Come early and avoid the rush.  A young lady wishes to sell a very choicy spot, situated at the bottom of a gentle slope through which runs a stream of clear water.  It was built some twenty years ago by her [parents] and is in excellent condition at the present time.  Seven years growth of shrubbery completely covers the front view.

It is a fine chance for any young man with stiff standing capital and pushing ambition.  She gave away over $1000 - worth before she found out it could be sold.  Can be seen any evening after 7 o'clock.  Come early and buy a lot.


  (I replaced 'father' with 'parents' & fixed a spelling error.)
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
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Not just for Halloween:

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^ LOL

I offer free mustache rides!

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^ LOL

And my house hasn't burned down!

Jeez! Is California going to be a desert wasteland in 20 years?

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No, it will be Venezuela North in 10 years...

A Halloween-themed one:

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#Fartgate? Ca. Rep Eric Swalwell appears to let one rip during live interview...


They're calling it #Fartgate on Twitter.

While CA. Rep Eric Swalwell was answering a question earlier today during an interview by Chris Matthews on Hardball, a noise was heard that sounded suspiciously like the passing of intestinal gas from a human anus.

You decide...


It was later "released" by Matthews or someone with the show, that it was only the noise made by sliding a coffee mug across the desk.

Hmmmmm.....
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LOL  Sounds just like one of my blastys!
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Blasty- Long, loud and pungent!
Fleak- Somewhere in between ^ and...
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“A hostile tribe captures two explorers. The tribesmen drag the explorers before their Chief.
 
The Chief asks the first explorer, “Death or Chi-Chi?” He obviously doesn’t want to die, so he responds, “Chi Chi!”
 
Three beefy tribesmen bludgeon him with clubs and sexually assault him with all kinds of disgusting & heinous sexual acts.
 
The Chief then turns to the second explorer and asks, “Death or Chi-Chi?” He doesn’t want to suffer the same fate as his partner, so he responds, “Death!”
 
The chief then says, “Ok, death it is. But first, Chi-Chi.”

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Originally posted by Angry McPisseron Angry McPisseron wrote:

“A hostile tribe captures two explorers. The tribesmen drag the explorers before their Chief.
 
The Chief asks the first explorer, “Death or Chi-Chi?” He obviously doesn’t want to die, so he responds, “Chi Chi!”
 
Three beefy tribesmen bludgeon him with clubs and sexually assault him with all kinds of disgusting & heinous sexual acts.
 
The Chief then turns to the second explorer and asks, “Death or Chi-Chi?” He doesn’t want to suffer the same fate as his partner, so he responds, “Death!”
 
The chief then says, “Ok, death it is. But first, Chi-Chi.”
 
LOLOLOL...……………… Or "DEATH  BY  CHI-C HI"  !!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH  !!
 
I...………..AM NOT A CROOK."
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Yeah, I always heard it as "OK. Death by chi-Chi".
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Toooooooooo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I...………..AM NOT A CROOK."
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I heard it
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Same-same.....
I...………..AM NOT A CROOK."
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LOL

Happy Thanks-give-a-sh*t!

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And as usual..........................
The subject is drug WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
off topic..................
 
(still think the original is TTTTOOOOOooooooooooooo FUNNY)
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THANKS !!!!!!!!!
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