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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THE DOGS OUT








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The fireworks in our town aren't until Monday, I heard fireworks from another town last night and closed the windows.
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Jul 2016 at 5:33pm
Another member was watching this movie yesterday, it's on again.
 Go to :45 seconds. LOL
 
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"Ghost egg scared of its own tits."
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

"Ghost egg scared of its own tits."
 
 
 

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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Nov 2016 at 5:36pm
I found this on another forum, I'll quote the title and few posts.
 
Did y'all see the dildo at the Bills game??
 
 
It's just Brady's mouthguard...pink for breast cancer awareness month. Shrug
 
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I thought you meant Goodell was there.
He said dildo, not douche.
 
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If the Dildo Fits, You Must Acquit !

One of the officials farted and it fell out his pants leg
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Security guard at a San Diego Chargers football game was fired after being caught masturbating (aka playing pocket pool) on the sidelines in front of the SD cheerleaders...



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^LOLLOL
And who said PeeWee Herman was strange? ^From look of that dorks face he isn't getting much action.
What a perv!
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This thread has slipped to page 3, I wanted to test something that has been giving me trouble.

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I tried to remove the extra text at the end, I didn't backspace far enough.
 
I'm not much of a country music fan, Toby Keith did this song on the B&T show.  He does have a hell of a voice.
 
 
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Big smileClap Who needs people?
IwannagohomeIwannagohomeIwannagohooooome!!!
 
It's that time of year when it is fun in the GreatWhiteNorth once again!
 
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Irv Cross of CBS Sports getting unceremoniously ordered off the Raider sideline by Raider promotion director Mike Ornstein while on The Super Bowl Today, the pregame show for Super Bowl XVIII in 1984


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I think I'm in love.
 
 
 
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^Yikes!  What a disgusting piece of work she is.
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^  Shut up!  I love her and I want her to have my babies!  Angry
 
Did you make it to the part where she screams at her mother (8:40 in)?  LOL
 
 
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She'll make a sh*tload of free money if her video goes viral.

That might be the reasoning and purpose behind making the video and putting it on YouTube to begin with. She might be hoping it will generate strong reactions​ and get passed around by viewers all over the world. The more views a YT video gets, the more advertisers will begin linking their ads to it, whereupon they start paying a small amount of money every time someone views​ it.

And of course, small amounts of money eventually add up to large amounts of money. After several million views worldwide, the person who posted such a video can find themselves quite wealthy.

There are actually YouTube millionaires out there.



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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^  Shut up!  I love her and I want her to have my babies!  Angry
 
Did you make it to the part where she screams at her mother (8:40 in)?  LOL


She's the winner of this year's Miss New Jersey contest, right?



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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^  Shut up!  I love her and I want her to have my babies!  Angry
 
Did you make it to the part where she screams at her mother (8:40 in)?  LOL
 
 
LOLLOL

I lasted only about 30 seconds.  I'll go check it out.
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Cry'The Twins' are back at it, I see...WinkLOL
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^  Shut up!  I love her and I want her to have my babies!  Angry
 
Did you make it to the part where she screams at her mother (8:40 in)?  LOL
 
 
ConfusedWould you wear a fashionable thong just for her? On the piano? F*&k YOU! THE PIANO!!!
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Now, ol'Mule? I'm getting ready to work all night and while in a 'tender brain state', I stumbled across your 'contribution' which damaged me. I didn't need that...LOL
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Things you can say both during sex and a family dinner...

Don't talk with your mouth full.

Can we put the dog outside? He's looking at me funny.

You've got some on your chin...

Oh my God, it's so moist!!!

I don't care how long it took you to prepare... I'm not trying that!!!

Is Grandma coming?

Anyone for seconds?




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Teacher Arrested

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"...Al-Gebra is a problem for us", the Attorney General said. "They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country."

As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Trump said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
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