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A pretty good segment from Kimmels' show, Lie Witness News.
 
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About my fights with the english language...
 
 
Our tummies are in knots as Leah limps around, She and I are the gimpy twins.
She did something to aggravate a problem in one of her rear legs.
She's happy, she ate her food, she is getting everything she wants, we are hoping the problem will pass.
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^ Oh no, poor Leah!  Cry  Can you gently massage her hurt leg to make it feel better?  What about a warm compress?  Is it swollen?  Then you would need ice.

I hope it goes away fast.  Heart
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Thanks, PB.
Trying to avoid an expensive Vet visit, she has done this before.
Just trying to keep her calm, she doesn't seem to be having a lot of pain.
She wanted to play ball, I had to tell her no.
 
Leah and I are like, old uncle Joe, we be movin kinda slow at the junction.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote insanity213 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Mar 2015 at 7:15pm
^^ Yeah if she's not wailing or even whimpering, it may just be her leg asleep on her or just a little tightness.   I'm sure she'll be fine Smile  If she's lobbying to play ball, it's definitely not any significant pain.


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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Mothers, keep your daughters away from this suave, debonair gent.
The moves, the physique. What a specimen?!?!
 
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Dentures for sharks!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Mothers, keep your daughters away from this suave, debonair gent.
The moves, the physique. What a specimen?!?!
 

And here we see Donathan, having finally snapped and wreaking havoc on all waters NOT Evian...
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^LOLLOLLOL
 
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Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:


Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Mothers, keep your daughters away from this suave, debonair gent.
The moves, the physique. What a specimen?!?!

 



And here we see Donathan, having finally snapped and wreaking havoc on all waters NOT Evian...


Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Poor Donathan.

Brings it all on himself, though.

Re: the fat slob knife freak in the video... what a wasteful POS.

Bet he didn't recycle any of the plastic either.

I certainly hope he's not so effed up in the gourd that he carries out his warrior fantasies on small animals.

Looks like a sick-o.




Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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I think this is about bones structures, but.....



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^This is actually a warning to zoophiliacs that horses are much bigger than you, and will pulverize your bones during sex, and that horses eat their human sex partners. (notice the corps(e) in the stomach?)


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George Carlin on golfing

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Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

^This is actually a warning to zoophiliacs that horses are much bigger than you, and will pulverize your bones during sex, and that horses eat their human sex partners. (notice the corps(e) in the stomach?)




LOL LOL

Too bad Mr. Hands didn't heed this warning before his little video stunt that landed him in the hospital and eventually the morgue.


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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

George Carlin on golfing


"Hitting a ball with a crooked stick .. and then, walking after it.  And then .... HITTING IT AGAIN!!"
I've always loved that LOL
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