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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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Great....Now I have a secret crush on Miranda. She would look good on me....Big smile
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And I just want to be a horse with a Russian Doll >.>

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I am kind of surprised that this example of idiot parents is still online..Watch long enough to see dad zoom in on mamas tits.
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^^ Nothing like letting your kid play with a dead rodent. Confused
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Don't piss off ducks ... they're liable to retaliate  LOL



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote insanity213 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Sep 2013 at 9:29pm
I get that you can't say the actual word on network TV, but Christ couldn't they have come up with something better to fill in for it, or at least just mute it out altogether? 



I guess from now on I'm gonna only take flights on weekends since those monkey fighting snakes tend to occupy the Monday to Friday flights Confused
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LOL That Sam Jackson IS a bad ass.  Reminds me of the G version of smashing up the corvette in..   The Big Labowski.
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^^ I remember seeing that episode, love it LOL

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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Don't piss off ducks ... they're liable to retaliate  LOL



LOLLOLLOL  Sorry, I'm catching up......We have to chase the Canadian Geese out of the yard from time to time. They can be aggressive when the babies are young. 
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^^ And I thought the Grandpa from the Oscar Mayer Deli Fresh commercial was a couldn't care less straight shooter LOL
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No violence, but none was even needed for this kitty to get his point across LOL



The look on that dog's face LOL LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Papa Lazarou Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 6:54pm
Touloouse leConway...I like it XD. I don't think any man could adlib so well and crack up so many "supposed" actors, while being considered one of the best people to work with.
 
Peter Sellers had the entire cast and crew in stitched every time he did a comedy, especially the Pink Panther films, but outside of that he was considered horrendous as a costar.
 
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Yep, No doubt.... Love Sellers and Conway.
These days, Late night on Comedy Central. There is not a 4 letter word they miss or a subject that is not covered.
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^^ I've seen a couple of that dude's stand ups and bits of his show.  Suffice it to say he's the antithesis of political correctness. LOL

I loved not only Vinny's explanation for his attire, but Fred Gwynne's facial expressions the whole time LOL LOL (Forgive the vid quality, it's the only one I could find)






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May have been his one and only chance, and he blew it (and his pants can vouch that he did) ... Oy Vey:



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