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    Posted: 23 Nov 2018 at 5:47pm
Like this toothpick of a woman is going to get me to donate my DNA!

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I cannot stand Ms. Ripa. Does anyone fancy her? If so, why? 
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Hey, I'd do her.  If she'd let me.   LOL  (That won't happen in this universe, though...)

Now as to the stupidity of the ad...
She says she's "74% Italian" and didn't know that until the DNA test, which raises some questions.
>  Unless she was raised in an orphanage, wouldn't simply asking her parents or g-parents where they came from be easier?
>  Is it possible neither her mom or dad are of Italian stock?  If this is the case, her mom has some splainin' to do!  Embarrassed
>  Showing the "migratory path" her ancestor(s) took was not selling point to be taken seriously.  Really?  A shipping route or airline flight path from Italy to America?  Or maybe they flew over by flapping their arms, or swimming?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (3) Thanks(3)   Quote sgtrock21 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Nov 2018 at 3:51pm
Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

I cannot stand Ms. Ripa. Does anyone fancy her? If so, why? 
Allow me to cast my vote. I have never been able to stand Ms. Ripa.
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I love how these DNA company ads show people dressing and acting like total stereotypes of whatever 5% background they allegedly came from LOL
(I don't trust the results are always accurate)


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote usmaak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Nov 2018 at 8:25pm
Originally posted by jnoble jnoble wrote:

I love how these DNA company ads show people dressing and acting like total stereotypes of whatever 5% background they allegedly came from LOL
(I don't trust the results are always accurate)


I'm still stuck on the idea of giving some company my DNA.  That's probably just paranoia, but I wouldn't feel comfortable.  It's a popular thing to do, though.

I have no idea who this spokesperson is.
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Quote I'm still stuck on the idea of giving some company my DNA.  That's probably just paranoia, but I wouldn't feel comfortable.


Especially since you essentially sign away your rights to them if you do.  And the police are now starting to use the database to find DNA matches with crimes.  So, not paranoia, but justifiable caution, what with the way your personal data could be misused/abused...
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I was off one morning and caught her morning show with that d-bag Ryan Seacrest (Who should seriously just come out of the closet already) , Jesus what a painful unwatchable mess. 

She's hot, I won't deny that...but comes off completely fake to me - friendly on TV and then off the air...with the attitude that everyone is pond scum compared to her. Which seems to go back decades. I still remember this local kid at my high school, Jerome that was on this goofball dancing show back in the 80s, early 90s called "Dancing on Air" local Channel 17 - then was picked up by USA Network (Dance Party). Filmed in Philly, like some updated "hip" American Bandstand at the time. I never understood it, a TV show watching people dance. WTF is the point of this?

Anyway. Ripa was a very popular regular on this show and acted like such an obnoxious diva.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote sgtrock21 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Nov 2018 at 4:51pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Quote I'm still stuck on the idea of giving some company my DNA.  That's probably just paranoia, but I wouldn't feel comfortable.


Especially since you essentially sign away your rights to them if you do.  And the police are now starting to use the database to find DNA matches with crimes.  So, not paranoia, but justifiable caution, what with the way your personal data could be misused/abused...
DNA could result in major problems. The NAZIs "discovered" many German citizens with a drop of Jewish blood through immigration and birth records. I have a few relatives who have researched those type of records going back to 1830 and shared the information with me. I'm a pretty common mix of French, English, Irish, and German. I really don't care if I am 1/1024th Cherokee. 
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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

I was off one morning and caught her morning show with that d-bag Ryan Seacrest (Who should seriously just come out of the closet already) , Jesus what a painful unwatchable mess. 

She's hot, I won't deny that...but comes off completely fake to me - friendly on TV and then off the air...with the attitude that everyone is pond scum compared to her. Which seems to go back decades. I still remember this local kid at my high school, Jerome that was on this goofball dancing show back in the 80s, early 90s called "Dancing on Air" local Channel 17 - then was picked up by USA Network (Dance Party). Filmed in Philly, like some updated "hip" American Bandstand at the time. I never understood it, a TV show watching people dance. WTF is the point of this?

Anyway. Ripa was a very popular regular on this show and acted like such an obnoxious diva.

You had me laughing hard! I agree DB Seacrust should just come out of the closet. Maybe then he could hook up with that obnoxious lisping Fios Nerd. Ripa is hot, I'd go down for the count... Never happen. She just comes off retarded doing those bad Italian accents. If I never saw this commercial and just heard it, I'd think that Ripa was some poor Downs Syndrome woman being exploited on a commercial.
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

I cannot stand Ms. Ripa. Does anyone fancy her? If so, why? 
Allow me to cast my vote. I have never been able to stand Ms. Ripa.

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For one thing--at this stage in her life-too made up and bony. Two--loves Ryan Seacrest so shes a fag hag. Three? Really thinks shes 'funny' (the end of the ad) and Four--man did she rag it up when Michael left that sh*te fest of a show that used to be Squeegis and Krappy Lee
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

I cannot stand Ms. Ripa. Does anyone fancy her? If so, why? 
Allow me to cast my vote. I have never been able to stand Ms. Ripa.

DITTO

For one thing--at this stage in her life-too made up and bony. Two--loves Ryan Seacrest so shes a fag hag. Three? Really thinks shes 'funny' (the end of the ad) and Four--man did she rag it up when Michael left that sh*te fest of a show that used to be Squeegis and Krappy Lee
 
I guess, it's all personal preferences. Ms. Ripa has some nice albeit skinny legs and cute feet. I bet this South Jersey Guidette doesn't disappoint between the sheets. A shame she's a fag hag for Squeelcrest who will probably be doing his effeminate white bread broadcasting till he's 111 years of age. The good die young. Squeelcrest isn't ne of them.
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The good die young.

Squeelcrest isn't one of them.



PLEEAZZZ let him be one of them.!!


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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

The good die young.

Squeelcrest isn't one of them.



PLEEAZZZ let him be one of them.!!
 
 
When our planet is finally obliterated the only survivors will be cockroaches, some government workers, a smathering of liers (lawyers) and of course Cryan Ryan Squealcrust.
Back to Kelly Milf Ripa this is where she hails from. 74% Bertootie, Skankoni
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74% Bertootie, Skankoni!!!
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I also enjoy her weird spasm as she mouthes this nonsense

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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

74% Bertootie, Skankoni!!!
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I also enjoy her weird spasm as she mouthes this nonsense

Abondonza, that's amore. That weird spasm probably makes having those skinny but toned legs and feet wrapped around you in bed. Momma Mia whata spicey blonda meata balla.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Nov 2018 at 5:03pm
LOL

You guys can have her! Anybody that thin does not look healthy...

Here, she is doing her Sharon Stone impression. Tongue


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What the hell is she saying at the end of the commercial ? And why? 馃槅
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Originally posted by Cindyh Cindyh wrote:

What the hell is she saying at the end of the commercial ? And why? 馃槅


Here's some of the comments from the iSpot page...

Nancy West Stoll
What does Kelly Ripa say at the end of the Ancestry Holiday Sale TV Commercial?
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Kathy Agostinelli
Perdutti
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Karen LaGrasse
What does perdutti mean?
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Laura Poff
Karen LaGrasse she says 鈥淧ertutti!鈥 which means 鈥淔or everyone!鈥
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Denni-Su VilleneuveGive Me a Freaking Break - Puke!
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But wait...  there's more:

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Edward DiLorenzo
At the end of the commercial she says per tutti - for everyone.
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Don Chorizo
How in the funk did this spot make it into production?
The beginning of this spot, where she鈥檚 shamefully pronouncing Italian words with her NY/NJ talk, is cringeworthy.
Soon I鈥檒l walk into the nearest Asian restaurant and, in my best 鈥楢sian accent鈥, ask for some egg rolls and fried rice.
Damn this spot is awful!!!
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Debi C Shear
Is Kelly Ripas dad in the commercial too?
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Darlene Dranda
J'adore this commercial with Kelly Ripa!!
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Darlene Dranda
J'adore this commercial about Italy with Kelly Ripa!
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Darlene Dranda
J'adore this commercial about Kelly Ripa's Italian DNA results ... Perdutti!
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As an Italian American, I find this Ancestry commercial ridiculous and makes Kelly ripa look pretty stupid. It is pretty obvious she doesn't speak Italian and her attempting to do so, lame. I mean "sexy little boot"? I can't believe they would air this stupidity. We are not a bunch of airheads!
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She's just now finding out she's part Italian?  Confused
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL

You guys can have her! Anybody that thin does not look healthy...

Here, she is doing her Sharon Stone impression. Tongue


 
I'd bodda bing bodda bang her. The thin ones are usually flexible and it's only a tuna helper smell vs. Sardine/Sturgen boat at low tide in July. I believe she also works out.
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She's just now finding out she's part Italian?  Confused
 
 
Duhhh if you are from Jersey you are Italian by proxy
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

But wait...  there's more:

馃槺馃樀
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Edward DiLorenzo
At the end of the commercial she says per tutti - for everyone.
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Don Chorizo
How in the funk did this spot make it into production?
The beginning of this spot, where she鈥檚 shamefully pronouncing Italian words with her NY/NJ talk, is cringeworthy.
Soon I鈥檒l walk into the nearest Asian restaurant and, in my best 鈥楢sian accent鈥, ask for some egg rolls and fried rice.
Damn this spot is awful!!!
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Debi C Shear
Is Kelly Ripas dad in the commercial too?
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Darlene Dranda
J'adore this commercial with Kelly Ripa!!
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Darlene Dranda
J'adore this commercial about Italy with Kelly Ripa!
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Darlene Dranda
J'adore this commercial about Kelly Ripa's Italian DNA results ... Perdutti!
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Jodie Monteleone
As an Italian American, I find this Ancestry commercial ridiculous and makes Kelly ripa look pretty stupid. It is pretty obvious she doesn't speak Italian and her attempting to do so, lame. I mean "sexy little boot"? I can't believe they would air this stupidity. We are not a bunch of airheads!
 
 
I agree. It would be like Amanda Peet trying to sound like Jackie Mason.
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She is such an annoying person, and I do not find her stick like, emaciated look to be the tiniest bit attractive. 
She's just a middle-aged N.J., bleached-blonde, big-mouthed skank.
I don't even know why her programme is still on the telly, she's horrid!
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